Epinions Recent Reviews for XXX

XXX: Giving Mr. Bond The Finger.

Tue, 28 Feb 2006 03:33:32 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author basesurge - First of all, I gotta' say something, any movie, any movie at all, even if it's a two-and-half-hour weep fest called "Book of Feelings" staring Meg Ryan, Drew Berrymore, Gwyneth Paltrow and Hugh Grant, that begins with a Rammstein video,...

XXX: Why is it always the (expletive)s that pass the test?

Sat, 27 Aug 2005 13:48:15 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author tgregoryt - So certain producers in Hollywood decided there was a market for an upgraded Bond. After all, if the cool, clean-cut James Bond always did well in theaters, wouldn’t his harsh, skateboarding, semi-criminal buddy work well, too? The movie certainly...

XXX: It's Diesel powered.

Tue, 5 Apr 2005 18:37:30 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author catu11us - It took me a long to come to this film. I had up to the time of its theater release seen Vin Diesel in nothing. After it came out on DVD I thought, well, if I find it really, really cheap…. Meanwhile, I finally saw “Pitch Black” on the SF Channel, and...

XXX: Vin Diesel saves yet another bad movie..

Sat, 22 May 2004 20:45:45 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author spazure - I'm going to be honest straight-off. I don't watch action flicks, I'm not the action movie type, for the most part. That in mind, it generally takes a really good plot for me to really get into a movie. Have you ever seen a James Bond movie? Then you...

XXX: Action packed with extreme sports and stunts...XXX

Mon, 8 Sep 2003 12:31:59 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author kld718 - It was my cousins’ turn to pick the movie again. When it’s his turn, my aunt and I know that we will be more than likely seeing something with a lot of action. So was I surprised when he decided that we were going to watch XXX? Of course I...

XXX: Sam Jackson Jumps The Shark In A Cheap, Dumb Spy Flick

Sun, 20 Jul 2003 05:21:48 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author wlswarts - Someone I respect quite a bit told me to keep an eye on Vin Diesel; she said that he had real prese...

XXX: XXX: Or should I say ZZZ...

Mon, 21 Apr 2003 07:18:24 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author goddessk07 - The entire movie is based on Xander Cage (Vin Diesel), this top-of-the-line, all out type bad a** who will do anything for a thrill, that becomes a spy. Now first of all, I'd like to add that every line that he has sounds like an Arnold Schwartzenegger...

XXX: A Must See

Wed, 16 Apr 2003 03:17:32 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author elektryk - XXX boasts a healthy dose of action, romance, and drama that we've all come to expect from Vin Diesel. Unfortunately, Diesel's character reads like a book. Does this guy ever change characters? We all love his gritty, ghetto personality.....

XXX: Excellent! A step in the right direction.

Tue, 18 Mar 2003 23:55:17 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author moviemaster - Vin Diesel comes into his own in XXX and in a hard way! I was truly impressed with this movie from start to finish the action turns on and only gets hotter. If you love watching the X-games then XXX is right up your alley. XXX can be compared to a...

XXX: XXX is no James Bond

Sun, 9 Feb 2003 17:27:36 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author macman123 - Well, I saw XXX, and was very dissapointed. I thought it might be a new take on the secret agent genre. It turned out to just be a cheap ripoff of James Bond.

Let's start with the plot. It starts with the introduction of XXX as some sort of...

XXX: XXX Reminds One of Bad Arnold Movies of the 80's

Mon, 3 Feb 2003 18:50:06 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author revertmedia - XXX leaves us wondering who exactly it was that decided Vin Diesel was a star. He may have a body that many men are jealous of, but he doesn't have the acting chops to pull off a starring role in a major motion picture.

XXX starts off...

XXX: Diminishes the intelligence of the audience.

Sun, 26 Jan 2003 00:05:16 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author jeff_wilder78 - You can see that Vin Diesel might have some potential as an actor. Notice I said might, so that does not mean anything definite. Unfortunately on the basis of this movie, Diesel Fuel still has a ways to go.

Now XXX is, despite what the title...

XXX: It could have been worse

Thu, 2 Jan 2003 12:12:38 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author mr_maelstrom - To begin, let me say that I REALLY wanted to hate this movie. I'm not a big fan of Vin Diesel, I think he's just too hyped-up by the Hollywood PR machine, and to say I'm sick of Samuel L Jackson would be a gross understatement, but I'll drop $5 on a...

XXX: The ultimate non-American hero

Sat, 30 Nov 2002 23:26:14 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author seb! - XXX- Vin Diesel. The ultimate Action hero. Xander Cage. He's big, he's strong, and he's f*ckin' crazy. And he's different of all other action-hero's like James Bond, allmost all of the Schwarsie films, he's FORCED to fight for his country. In fact, he's...

XXX: LCD entertainment, part deux

Mon, 25 Nov 2002 16:42:11 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Tibullus - If ever there was a movie that epitomized no-brained special effects extravaganzas, which throw a plot together only as a means to string together massive amounts of special effects in manners rivaling the great beast games of the Roman empire,...

XXX: Same Junk Little Sugar = XXX

Mon, 11 Nov 2002 03:37:32 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author movie_critic - I don't care what people have been raving about Vin Diesel, lately. So, maybe he is a pumped up upgraded version of James Bond; must we settle for muscle over wit, charm and a British (sounds British although Pierce Brosnan was born in Ireland) accent?...

XXX: So resoundingly bad, it can't possibly be an accident.

Thu, 7 Nov 2002 09:51:47 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author scott29 - The producers of the new spy turkey XXX purportedly see the project as a "James Bond for the next generation". Sure, I could see that; if our 'next generation' is comprised solely of blithering idiots, that is.

What a ridiculous and poorly...

XXX: xXxtremely Awesome

Fri, 4 Oct 2002 00:14:25 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author arulen - xXx is a hard core, action packed, all round great Movie. I'll admit that not every one likes action movies as much as I do, but when you come out of the theatre you feel like you should be packing or kicking the next sinister looking guys but that...

XXX: Mission Impossible

Tue, 24 Sep 2002 19:09:03 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author readk - I saw the trailer for XxX on the internet almost two months ago and thought that it looked fantastic. Bearing in mind I was planning a visit to the US I was looking for something which was not likely to come to the UK for some time (I did this in 1999...

XXX: Romping Good Time with Diesel

Mon, 23 Sep 2002 17:24:10 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author lelia1962 - Vin Diesel is fast emerging as Hollywood's new action hero. I doubted, after "The Fast & the Furious." With "XXX," I am quickly becoming a Diesel believer.

Xander Cage (Diesel) is a notorious bad-boy... his death-defying stunts have made him a...

XXX: XX7

Fri, 20 Sep 2002 02:32:37 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Guildencrantz - How do you take James Bond, the famous British Agent 007 from MI6, and make him fit for today's ornery teen crowd? Well, judging by the current status of the James Bond series, you don't have to do anything. But, if you want to try, you could...

XXX: To The Exxxtreme

Wed, 11 Sep 2002 20:46:56 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author pmills1210 - Xander Cage is the best extreme athlete in the underground, and everybody knows it. He has a tattoo with three Xs on it that gives him his nickname. He is so brazen, he videotapes one of his stunts, which happens to be the theft and demolition of a...

XXX: A porno without the porn.

Sat, 7 Sep 2002 23:41:41 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author copperstyx - What can one say about Vin Diesel? While trying to fathom if he is white or black, or maybe Spanish through the movie, he's an actor who is better off -not- talking.

XXX is a movie about the escapades of Vin Diesel's character, Xander...

XXX: Next Bond?

Sat, 7 Sep 2002 20:53:54 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author gunch - You might have heard that XXX is the new Bond, updating the smooth talking Englishmen with a tattooed Generation X criminal. XXX uses all the elements of the old Bond films, the witty one-liners the beautiful girls, and updates them for 2002. Just like...

XXX: Summer flick X

Fri, 6 Sep 2002 18:49:05 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author mikecol - Vin Diesel takes his tatooed torso, his bald head, and his husky voice and turns himself into a man of action named Xander in the new film "XXX".

Xander is a daredevil type who enjoys those extreme sports you see on TV. You know the type -...