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mvie mu-1108705: Oh no! A DINOSOAR!!!

Thu, 7 Aug 2008 08:35:08 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author wob1001 - Here we have the third part in the Jurassic Park triology. This movie acts as a direct sequal to the other two movies. The first movie was such a success that it was almost a guarentee that its sequals would not match up to the first movies brilliance...

mvie mu-1108705: Either way... you probably won't get off this island alive.Jurassic Park III

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:20:05 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author talyseon - Jurassic Park III (2001) Directed by Joe Johnston. ”No force on earth or heaven could get me on that island.” Dr. Alan Grant. Famous Last Words. Life has gone on for Drs Grant and Sadler. Marriage and babies have made Ellie...

mvie mu-1108705: Worst ending ever.

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:31:23 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author steelcorpfilms - This is one of the movies that the ending was so terrible it made the whole movie bad. Well, that and the plot itself really didn't do anything to progress the "Jurassic Park" storyline. It was just an excuse to make another movie and show off some new...

mvie mu-1108705: Replace monsters with Dinosaurs and you have the next JP

Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:47:39 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author xenoranger - If only it was time to fire up the band for another round of Johnathan Williams and Steven Spielberg doing what they do best. So, here's the history thus far. First, there was Jurassic Park. This told the story of an island filled with dinosaurs...

mvie mu-1108705: Jurassic Devolves

Tue, 1 May 2007 16:56:49 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author earthgone - Dr. Grant (Sam Neill), lured by big money from Mr. and Mrs. Kirby (William Macy and Tea Leoni) masquerading as business tycoons, returns to dinosaur island. Why are people stupid enough to return to the island? Because stupid people like the Kirbys'...

mvie mu-1108705: A worthy sequel

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 19:08:46 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author dolphinboy - I am a big fan of the original film, <
b>Jurassic
Park, but found the first sequel, <
b>Jurassic
Park: The Lost World to be poorly developed character- and plot-wise, with too...

mvie mu-1108705: The Moose Hole - Another Walk in the Park

Thu, 19 Aug 2004 23:20:17 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author mickeymoose15 - Has anyone heard the phrase, “Two’s a party, three’s a crowd”? Apparently not the mega-movie studio executives, who feel they can invite as many to the celebration as they want even if the end result is the movie-going public developing enochlophobia...

mvie mu-1108705: Jurassic Park 3

Tue, 13 Jul 2004 00:23:47 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - This review has been updated. Premise- Alan Grant, of the original Jurassic Park wants to fund his dig. So a guy named Paul Kirby says he will fund his dig if Grant would take an areal tour of Isla Sorna with him and his wife. Then stuff happens. Then...

mvie mu-1108705: A Sequel That Bravely Resists Extinction

Fri, 11 Jun 2004 07:32:42 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author nsign - Ah, unneccesary sequels. Like death, taxes, the poor, and Michael Bolton, they will always be with us. From The Matrix trilogy, Terminator 3, the Alien series and any Eddie Murphy franchise, they continue to swamp the multiplexes...

mvie mu-1108705: JP3 - Dinosaurs, Poor Endings, and Bad Characters....What's not to love?

Tue, 23 Mar 2004 21:44:17 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author joshg2fl - Why beat around the bush? We all know what a Jurassic Park movie is about. We all know something's going to happen that sets into motion a complicated plot (said with sarcasm) of dinosaurs chasing humans around. JP3 is no exception. ...and, really, I...

mvie mu-1108705: It's Just Plain Fun

Sun, 30 Mar 2003 18:53:45 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author dorneydave - Jurassic Park 3 is the first JP movie not being helmed by Steven Spielburg. Instead he handed the Dino-madness over to Joe Johnston. The result is a movie not quite as good as the original but slightly better than The Lost World.

The story...

mvie mu-1108705: Retardosaurus (Third Time's a Charm W/O)

Sun, 22 Dec 2002 00:38:18 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author youngchinq - As a nineteen year old male, there are guaranteed ways to start amiable conversation with certain groups of people. Trust me, with young ladies, it’s, “I like your cell phone.” And trust me, with your friend’s baby brother, it’s,...

mvie mu-1108705: Jurassic Park meets The Parent Trap

Sun, 27 Oct 2002 17:49:02 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author BrianKoller - From a commercial point of view, Jurassic Park III was quite successful. The U.S. box office was nearly $200 million, twice that of the budget, and a fourth film is now in the works.

From a critical point of view, Jurassic Park...

mvie mu-1108705: They're still hungry.

Tue, 20 Aug 2002 20:13:50 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author deepthroat101 - With Steven Spielberg now serving as executive producer and Joe Johnston taking over the huge director's chair in this third instalment of the Jurassic Park series, I was skeptical of how good this movie would be. Of course I knew that naturally the dino...

mvie mu-1108705: JP III - A Decent Sequel

Sat, 17 Aug 2002 14:48:46 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author silentrascal - Jurassic Park, the original 1993 film, was an incredibly thrilling, rousing adventure. The special effects and scares blew audiences away and for good reason. In The Lost World: Jurassic Park (otherwise known as JP 2), Spielberg somewhat lost his touch...

mvie mu-1108705: Jurassic Park III: Snoring with Dinosaurs

Wed, 3 Jul 2002 12:15:52 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author WulfsDen - Finally, a Jurassic Park movie that features Barney...

Jurassic Park III has a bad case of sequelitis. The special effects are absolutely top-rate. Using huge,...

mvie mu-1108705: Jurasic Lark

Mon, 1 Jul 2002 11:48:48 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author oscar_darcy - Thank god I rented this and didn't buy it - and that's quite possibly the only positive note you're likely to read here.

But I guess it just depends on what you're after. Personally, I believe that it's ultra important (unless it's a comedy) that...

mvie mu-1108705: A thrill ride through time

Tue, 25 Jun 2002 15:33:06 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author hercules2002 - Have you ever seen a sequel that is just as good as the original from which it came. This film is the one. This sequel of Jurassic Park has the same elements as the first but this time they are more powerful and crafty. The dinosaurs in this film are...

mvie mu-1108705: No Walk In The PARK

Wed, 19 Jun 2002 01:04:26 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ecn71270 - With director Steven Spielberg choosing to flex his post-PRIVATE RYAN directing muscles on the intellectually intimidating but fascinating sci-fi drama A.I.: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, JURASSIC PARK III was left in the hands of the relatively unknown Joe...

mvie mu-1108705: Jurassic shows little signs of evolution

Tue, 19 Feb 2002 20:59:25 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author baboonvideo - When Steven Spielberg unleashed the first Jurassic Park in 1993, the computer-generated dinosaurs were captured with the magic and awe of a child finally getting to watch mystical creatures come wonderfully to life.

Less than a decade later,...

mvie mu-1108705: Hey, Chewed

Fri, 15 Feb 2002 21:21:34 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author archie-8 - A boy is para-sailing being pulled by a speedboat in a glorious tropical location.

-Munch-

The boy is marooned in a glorious tropical location.

-Roar-

Perhaps the glorious tropical location...isn't so glorious.

We've...

mvie mu-1108705: Disappointed Dinosaur Nut

Sun, 27 Jan 2002 19:50:50 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author dinonutdani - After reading the first book, I was all psyched up to see a movie made of it. So when they started putting out feeders and trailers that this was a distinct possibility, suggesting that a movie was in the making, I started salivating. Truth be told,...

mvie mu-1108705: Return To Paradise

Wed, 16 Jan 2002 19:36:41 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Simply_Crispy - Hollywood is a funny old place. Funny people, funny production values, funny ethics. If God ever wished a city to be one giant oxymoron, then Los Angeles is certainly that. It’s got the Oscars that reward popularity rather than achievement; it’s got the...

mvie mu-1108705: We've been here before.

Sat, 12 Jan 2002 07:42:44 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author doreiwolf - I vaguely remember a quote by one of those who worked on Jurassic Park II "Ok, you've proved you can do dinosaurs, now what can you make the dinosaurs do?". And in Jurassic Park II they showed us what they could do.

In Jurassic Park III,...

mvie mu-1108705: Third Time’s Never a charm, the Jurassic Era is offended!

Thu, 10 Jan 2002 10:42:15 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - I think they are trying to abuse me. Yes, it’s true. They are all after me because of who I am.

What other explanation there could be for a third Jurassic Park?

Jurassic Park 3 is the third chapter of the movie...