Epinions Recent Reviews for zachborman

Princeton Review Online SAT -- Review + $50 Off

Fri, 21 Nov 2003 19:18:30 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman - The SATs are dreaded by many students throughout the US. Even though we would all like to think that getting into college isn’t based on one test, in reality the SAT determines the type of college that a student will look at. While on...

Daredevil -- Daring To Be As Bad As It Can Possibly Be...

Wed, 12 Feb 2003 18:28:18 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman -

Based on a comic book that was once quite common, Daredevil follows the lead of movies such as X-Men and Spiderman as book to movie adaptations. Matt Murdock was just a young boy when he and his father made a pact never to give...

The Recruit -- One Reason Not to Join the CIA...

Wed, 29 Jan 2003 17:52:36 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman -

Al Pacino as a CIA recruiter gives James Clayton played by Colin Farrell a choice; Clayton can either take a job from Dell for a new computer program he has invented, earn plenty of money and then at some point get killed, or...

Kangaroo Jack -- Hopping Away With Your Hard Earned Money...

Mon, 13 Jan 2003 17:35:43 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman -

Aimed at about a 5 to 12 year old audience, Kangaroo Jack is trite with stereotypes, fart jokes and sensuality. A number of cuts above Scooby Doo, “Jack” actually does have something of a plot, but may leave parents bored.
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Solaris – An Exploration of Philosophy and George Clooney’s Body

Wed, 20 Nov 2002 17:42:28 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman -

It was about halfway through the movie when the first people got up to leave. Over 20 members total of the screening audience had decided to cut their losses and leave the theater and somehow I couldn’t blame them. The audience even applauded...

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets -- Where's the Magic?

Fri, 15 Nov 2002 17:43:39 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is the newest adaptation to film of one of J.K. Rowling’s famous books. Harry Potter fans will not be disappointed as the newest installment in the series is a massive improvement over #1, but the movie...

Roger Dodger: Roger Dodger -- Sex is Everywhere!

Tue, 29 Oct 2002 15:20:55 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman - “Most women are blessedly unaware of the countless ways their bodies are exposed to your eyes. The ability to register images quickly is invaluable. A fraction of an instant, that’s all you’ve got. But a trained eye knows what to look...

The Truth About Charlie: The Truth About Charlie -- What the Heck Was That?

Thu, 3 Oct 2002 22:06:17 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman -

After having seen the trailer of The Truth About Charlie , I was expecting a thriller equipped with guns, car chases and possibly some romance thrown in. My jaw was inches from my head at the end of the movie, and I wondered to...

Colgate Simply White - Whiter Teeth Without Selling a Kidney!

Sat, 21 Sep 2002 22:11:37 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman - Don?t you hate yellowed teeth? So do I. Beginning with my use of Crest Whitestrips, I have been trying to have a whiter, brighter smile. Crest Whitestrips were able to whiten only a finite number of front teeth, but now there is something new. The new...

The Transporter -- Better Than Bourne, But Better Than Bond ?

Wed, 11 Sep 2002 16:54:20 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman -

I’m going to take heat for saying this, but Bond is getting boring. After the recent lack of favor for James Bond, many directors have been trying to fill his shoes. There was XXX, Bourne Identity and now The Transporter . The amazing thing...

City by the Sea -- Try Again De Niro

Wed, 4 Sep 2002 17:54:43 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman - After so many terrible films this summer I was thrilled to get passes to a sneak preview of City by the Sea . From watching the trailer I knew what to expect – a rough movie about drugs, a hard choice a father must make and some good police...

Nokia 3390: Nokia 3390 – No brain cells need apply…

Sat, 10 Aug 2002 19:52:20 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman - I remember back in the day (about a month ago) that I had AT&T wireless service with my new 3360 phone. We got the 3360 for free (being cheap like we are) and loved it. Then we switched wireless plans to Voicestream by T-Mobile. Buying the service off...

K-19: The Widowmaker: K-19 : The Widowmaker -- Do I Smell Something Dead ?

Fri, 19 Jul 2002 19:28:06 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman -

The advertisements have been on buses, and in theatres. The trailer shows a gripping submarine movie with Harrison Ford and Liam Neeson, but how does it actually fare up? Based on fact; K-19: The Widowmaker is another take on the classic...

Eight Legged Freaks -- Read This Review Or You Could Be Next !

Wed, 17 Jul 2002 20:11:20 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman - First came “Them,” a movie about giant ants that live in a sewer system. Then came Godzilla and now free to devour movie theatres is Eight-Legged Freaks…

When I heard that a movie with giant spiders starring David Arquette was...

Men in Black 2: MIB 2 -- Truly the Lowest Form of Scum in the Universe...

Thu, 4 Jul 2002 22:59:17 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman -

Woody Allen figured it out when he named his latest movie “Hollywood Ending.” Hollywood is dead and Barry Sonnenfeld (the director of MIB 2) just killed it.

The original MIB (Men In Black) features Will Smith as officer James...

Scantily-Clad Women AND White Teeth ? Sounds Like a Deal !

Sun, 30 Jun 2002 12:31:50 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman - As I sit here typing this review, there are 5 beautiful and scantily clad women standing around me. You ask me how I was even able to get these women to talk to me, and there is a simple answer. When my good looks weren’t pulling their weight; I needed...

Lilo & Stitch: Lilo & Stitch -- A Flick That Is Out Of This World...

Wed, 19 Jun 2002 13:09:53 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman -

The highly advertised Lilo & Stitch is soon coming to theatres. This friendly film, while not rivaling its predecessors, is a ton of fun for the entire family. Read on for a first look at this new Disney film.

The movie...

The Bourne Identity -- The Next James Bond ?

Thu, 13 Jun 2002 17:08:36 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman -

Bourne. Jason Bourne. He can take down an armed man, can survive bullet wounds and drives an old mini. No one is perfect…

When Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) is fished out of the Mediterranean, he appears to be dead. He has the cold pallor of...

Scooby-Doo -- I'm Not Cleaning That Up!

Sat, 8 Jun 2002 17:28:20 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman -

Starting out as a cartoon, Scooby-Doo has also been made into numerous different movies. His newest movie, simply titled Scooby-Doo, is a child attracter. The Scooby-Doo fans will come out of their caves to watch this...

Clancy Goes Nuclear in The Sum of All Fears

Thu, 30 May 2002 17:39:29 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman - When The Sum of All Fears is released, it will have a profound impact on the American people, if not on the world. In 1991, Tom Clancy released a 900-page book describing the terror of nuclear war, and the initial reaction afterwards. The book is...

Insomnia -- WARNING: May Induce Nightmares!

Tue, 21 May 2002 16:19:48 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman - From Chris Nolan, the director of Memento, comes a movie sure to keep you on the edge of your seat, while also making your brain work overtime…

Insomnia is a thriller that starts off as a normal cop movie, but soon morphs into something...

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron...Is There Anything Better Than a Talking Horse???

Wed, 15 May 2002 14:58:09 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman -

Lately, Cinema has been pretty devoid of “G” movies. What is there to bring the kids to? Well come May 24th, audiences in the U.S. are in for a treat. The tale of Spirit:Stallion of the Cimarron will be coming to theaters everywhere...

Behind Enemy Lines Would Be a Great Navy Training Video...

Sat, 11 May 2002 22:29:20 GMT
rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman - Now out on DVD, Behind Enemy Lines is just what this country needs, an inspirational story based loosely on fact. Even though it has shortcomings, nailbiting suspense will ensure a wonderful Friday night…

Behind Enemy Lines is...

The New Guy -- Having Your Privates Torn Can Be Quite Painful...

Wed, 8 May 2002 17:15:24 GMT
rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman - ----------REVISED----------

Many people can’t wait for the much hyped The New Guy, thinking that it will be different from all of the other “teen” movies. They were wrong.

The New Guy follows Gil Harris...

The Cat's Meow: The Cat's Meow -- Far From Purrfect...

Thu, 2 May 2002 17:38:20 GMT
rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author zachborman - As we notice so often in Hollywood, “Celebrities are Above the Law”, seems to be the theme. Of course we all remember the infamous O.J. Simpson case. This theme, however, is far from new. And so goes the story of The Cat’s Meow…

The...