Epinions Recent Reviews for wampyrii

WARNING: Sexually Explicit!!...If You Can Draw...

Fri, 30 Aug 2002 20:25:53 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - You've gotta love the people behind this kind of timewaster. Erotic Dots is a join-the-dots picture book, of the kind you used when you were a kid, but with an adult theme. It is in fact a collection of 60 erotic images of the kind you'd see in the most...

The Eunuch Mouse

Wed, 28 Aug 2002 14:07:22 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - I've always employed some kind of reverse snobbery when it comes to things like PC mice. As long as it feels comfortable to use then I've been more than happy to spend my $3 on it whilst others have spent fortunes on mice packed full of the kind of bells...

Cheap But Dated, Probably Best For B&W Printing

Wed, 28 Aug 2002 13:16:30 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - This is the first printer I ever bought and despite one large niggle I have few complaints about it. I'd probably still be using it except I sold it along with my old computer and 'upgraded' to a BJC-1000 when I purchased my new machine. For a home user...

One Of The Best 1.3 Megapixel Cameras

Wed, 28 Aug 2002 12:51:49 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - The Olympus D-370 (aka. C-100 outside of the US) is the first digital camera I bought and I've only recently felt the need to upgrade it. At the time of purchase it was around $200 but you can now pick up the same camera with the same features new for...

Don't Panic

Sat, 11 May 2002 23:49:33 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - David Fincher is consistently touted as being one of the best new young directors around. His previous movies have included the excellent Seven, the controversial Fight Club, much maligned(wrongly I feel) Alien 3 and the intriguing The Game, all of which...

Movie By Numbers

Sat, 11 May 2002 23:27:51 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - Murder By Numbers is the latest movie to feature Sadra Bullock, the woman who revolutionised the role played by female action movie characters when she appeared in Speed in the early 90s. Since then she hasn't really done much else of note which is a...

AOL Sucks...and I've still yet to find better

Fri, 5 Apr 2002 16:10:57 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - The problem with internet service providers in the UK is that they generally suck no matter which one you opt for. AOL wouldn't have been my first choice, and in fact wasn't my first choice, but I ended up with them after going through terrible...

Looks Nice, but thats about all you can say good about it

Sat, 16 Feb 2002 17:59:30 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - Having heard nothing but good htings about this movie before goin to see it my hopes were high. Great cast, great directors, excellent staff all round actually and a movie which apparently has th approval of the Pentagon for its depiction. It tells the...

Fiasco At Charter Pipeline

Sun, 2 Dec 2001 00:08:50 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - If you have been reading around the technical publications or have a broadband account with Charter Pipeline then you'll probably know that in recent months Excite has been on the verge of going belly up. The case is running through the courts at the...

AD-Aware: If You Surf The Web Then You NEED This Program...And Its FREE!!

Tue, 7 Aug 2001 19:06:31 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - Ever get the feeling you are being watched? Think that big brother is indeed everywhere and does have his beady eyes upon you? Well, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they are not out to get you - and indeed, as far as the internet is...

The Movie Blows...

Sat, 21 Jul 2001 11:49:58 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - Twister is a pretty much painting by numbers summer blockbuster movie. IT recalls the past 'glories' of the 70s disaster movies which had audiences flocking to the cinemas before they eventually killed the genre with a flood of banality. In the 90s we...

The Classic Tale Of Love Unrequieted

Tue, 17 Jul 2001 21:03:42 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - Cyrano de Bergerac has been adapted to the cinema screen countless times over the years but never better than has been achieved here. It isthe classic tale of love unrequited which for those who do not know goes a little like this:

Cyrano is a...

Wildly Out Of Control...I Love It

Tue, 17 Jul 2001 20:06:38 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - Gremlins 2 from Joe Dante never seeks to cash in on the success of the priginal but rather to create its own unique movie with its own unique style.

Here the evil beasties are back again to cause havoc, this time in New York where they take...

You Can See Right Through This One

Wed, 11 Jul 2001 19:24:22 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - The first movie appearance for this H G Wells novel which has since been done to death and also for a then little known actor by the name of Claude Rains, The Invisible Man is a superb movie. Directed by James Whale , you would no doubt expect nothing...

I am Catwoman...Hear Me Roar

Mon, 9 Jul 2001 10:19:02 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - Despite being over 60 years old this is still one of the finest horror movies ever made. Produced by Val Lewton, it is a gloriously understated piece, charged with sexual energy which never manifests itself despite the advertising campaign which claimed...

So Bad that Its Good

Mon, 9 Jul 2001 09:40:49 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - 50s Sci-Fi horror is not exactly the most alluring of genres, but at the same time it has a certain campy appeal to it. This movie is more appealing than most as it is also the first starring movie role for a certain Steve McQueen and is notable for...

Abonimable Movie???

Mon, 9 Jul 2001 07:34:26 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - The Abominable Dr. Phibes is clearly meant as nothing more than a goofy joke about through the annals of horror movie history. It takes the horror movies of the 1930s and concentrates on some of the sillier aspects of them, bringing them all together...

Kinda Fun But Oh So Dated and Childish

Mon, 9 Jul 2001 07:16:52 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - This is the first of a further 7 movies in which Abbott and Costello went on to meet a variety of Hollywood monsters. One of the original spoof movies it was hugely successful at the time and although over 50 years later the humour may seem childish to...

Enjoyable Piece of Hollywood Fluff

Sun, 8 Jul 2001 17:07:49 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - Yet another of the glut of Hollywood movies which have sought to cash in on the past glories of old television shows. Here we have Richard Donner's 90's update of the James Garner fronted comedy-western by the same name.

Basically the story...

By Far His Best After The Indy Series Of Course

Sun, 8 Jul 2001 15:34:32 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - The Fugitive takes the original idea behind the 60s television show by the same name and builds upon it. Here we have again Dr Richard Kimble(Harrison Ford), falsely accused and convicted of the murder of his wife and sentenced to life imprisonment for...

Head On aka Fatal Attraction

Mon, 7 May 2001 07:23:50 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - Despite the rather misleading duplicity of the title this is not the 1989 thriller starring Michael Douglas and Glenn Close, but rather a much poorer movie from 1980. On its original release it was known as Head On, but when it finally gained an American...

Its So Bad That Its Good - Woody Allen Genius

Sun, 6 May 2001 20:34:16 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - I hate Woody Allen.

I hate virtually everything the guy does, says or stands for and think that he is extremely over-rated as a director. However, there is one movie in his repertoire which is just so absurd that its brilliant. What's Up...

How To Give Good Head

Sun, 6 May 2001 11:36:48 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - Well despite actually sounding more than a little bit like a porno, Head is in fact The Monkies' foray into the land of the silver screen. Following teh demise of their attrocious television show, someone out there tought it might be a good idea to let...

They Call Her Domino

Thu, 3 May 2001 23:36:51 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - Domino is one of the finest recent Kiss songs. Released here as a single, Domino is sung by Gene Simmons and is apparently written about his obsession with a waitress' a**, but(t?) don't let that put you off.

Domino has a strangley 'bluesy'...

Heyyyyyy Macerena!

Tue, 1 May 2001 21:55:03 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author wampyrii - Ah...memories. The memory of hearing this track over and over and over all summer. I have to say though, at the risk of losing all street cred(what little I have left anyway) that I rather like it. Ok its a dumb old summer hit, there's one every year,...