Epinions Recent Reviews for triple_irons

Boredom Killed The Atomic Mutants.

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 01:06:25 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - I actually liked this game and played it more than any other sane person might. But, even a person as easily amused as myself could only take the smashing, stomping, and destruction to level 40 (for each monster) before boredom finally got to...

I Had Some Dreams, They Were Grounds In My Coffee

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 14:20:34 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - After two years (to the month) our G
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Coffemaker died a gurgling hissing death and now lies silent in the bottom of the dumpster. It was time to panic, for a morning without coffee is like sleep. A purchase was made,...

Don't forget to wash your hands.

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:16:58 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - I'd never gotten around to getting myself a (real) mp3 player, and was pleasantly surprised when I received this Coby mp3 digital audio player for X-mas. I have an mp3 player function in my A
iptek
Digital Camcorder,...

SCHLOCK-O-RAMA, bad pun, worse movie.

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:58:16 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - What we have here is a forgettable cornball movie filled with hammy overacting. I’m sorry, but if I’d wanted a retro-spoof, I would’ve watched Mars Attacks, or one of the Scary Movies. Granted, there is the semi-gratuitous nudity and sexual...

If you start bleeding from your ears, use the headphones.

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:45:31 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - Lubricated Goat "What an ugly and revolting name," someone once said to me. Score! "Wait till I play the music". That was Lubricated Goats first full-length release, Paddock of Love the 1988 debut album with the famous single, In the...

A Final Showdown in a Fantasy Martial Arts flick? ...mmmm

Sat, 9 Dec 2006 13:43:49 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - Martial arts with supernatural swordplay and spirit world demons is neither new, nor are the comedic moments splashed about in them by some directors in the genre. But this movie works on enough levels needed to bring this film on par to Storm Riders...

Hey, at least he made the trains run on time.

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:25:11 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - I am basically the only person I know in town who has heard of this Belgian/American industrial band, whose members include the Revolting Cocks' Luc Van Acker and King Butcher's John Butcher (along with Ant Tyler bass and Banzai drums). A name like...

Comedy Central has taken offensive to new heights.

Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:43:15 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - I'm fairly certain that everyone in the U.S. has at least heard of Comedy Central, if not watched one or two of the many movies, specials, or other programs that the network airs. One show in particular has brought recognition to the network, a show by...

The power is out and there's a psychotic maniac pounding on your front door.

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 00:47:04 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - You run to grab the phone and dial 911 as the door comes crashing in. Cowering in the corner, trying not to drop the phone, you scream into the receiver, but there is nothing, the phone is dead, and so are you. As you lay there bleeding out, your only...

1 out of 5 cats are mentally disturbed.

Wed, 8 Nov 2006 03:37:49 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - My wife has two cats that she (and I) love very much. One of them was born feral and through contact over a few months he is now neutered, comes when she calls him, and even has given me a gentle bite on the cheek during "pettings". His name is Vincent,...

Las Vegas Review-Journal: I've read better along the way.

Sun, 5 Nov 2006 12:30:50 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - I’ve been a reader of a variety of local newspapers in my 2 score and 6 years and they haven’t made me any wiser, so goes the knowledge is wisdom argument, but is information knowledge? Einstein and a few others don’t think so; nevertheless,...

Glade Aerosol Sprays - All Fragrances: Raise the threat level; I think I've found a chemical WMD.

Sat, 4 Nov 2006 22:30:42 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - The ad copy on these cans sound like they’re from some kind of a high-end fragrance boutique, or perhaps an advertisement for a travel agency get-a-way or botanical garden. (I find it amusingly trite, but what the hey) Personally, I think a chemical...

I'll never trust a Pack of Zombies again.

Thu, 2 Nov 2006 03:41:31 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - When I opened the Zombie Pack 2, my eyes were dazzled by three individual dvds. Each one in its own jewel case, with original artwork and inserts. I was glad it wasn’t like some 2, and 3 dvd movie deals, where two of the movies, (or more) are put...

Cannibals 1 Zombies 0

Wed, 1 Nov 2006 05:14:22 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - Ask a friend if they want to come over and watch a cannibal movie, go ahead. I haven’t had a taker yet. But just about everyone I know, (‘cept my wife) has enjoyed a zombie film. This movie is at best, an underhanded way to introduce the...

Please... DO NOT breastfeed the zombies

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 18:03:21 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - The eighties saw a steady stream of Italian directed zombie movies, each one trying to outdo the other; this early (1981) entry rewards you with a gruesomely shocking, and disturbing gore payoff should you watch it to the end. Directed by Andrea Bianchi...

I'd rather bite my own nose off, than watch this movie again.

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 16:39:15 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - The graveyard ghoul from Romero’s "Night of the Living Dead" is back, is FleshEater’s (1988) claim to fame. It’s a shame that the director/star Bill Hinzman was allowed to sully Romero’s classic and the zombie genre in general, with this...

Deer-kind has split the bean, there's a new Atomic Threat in the forest.

Sat, 21 Oct 2006 21:56:56 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - Deer Avenger 4, the rednecks strike back, is an outrageously humorous and fun single player, third person 3-D shooter by Simon and Schuster Interactive, its the latest in the Deer Avenger series a series that began from a simple 2-D first person cartoon...

Great Pizza to eat when you're in St Louis watching the Cardinals win the Pennant.

Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:40:51 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - I am a transplanted Cardinals fan and what better way to celebrate the 2006 National League Pennant victory than by a review of a fine St Louis pizza eatery. I lived in St Louis 6 years before I left in '96 to head back to Vegas, and I remember...

Either dance well or quit the ballroom.

Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:33:06 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - Starting out as a side project of German band, The Fair Sex, Testify was Formed in 1993 in Essen Germany. Testify stomped onto the American aggro-metal scene March 15,1994 with the "critically acclaimed" national release 01, I haven’t heard it, but...

Do elevators smell different to midgets?

Thu, 12 Oct 2006 23:58:54 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - Every now and then I troll the used dvd racks at local pawnshops, and looking over the case of Ankle Biters, it looked like it might be interesting. After all I'd never heard of dwarf vampires, and the opportunity for humor certainly had to exist...

I'm thinking of joining the Navy, they kill for a reason.

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:57:20 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - The Zodiac Killer has never been caught, that’s a fact, and that allows for a bit of creativity in telling a story involving the man. Follow the known facts, then take it from there, and make it interesting. And that’s what I think this story...

A morning without coffee is like sleep.

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:12:53 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - Whether coffee is a simple pleasure, a social drink with friends, or a morning necessity, it is a drink consumed by 52% of Americans. For me it is a ritual and vital component to my morning routine. I need that steaming pot of coffee, and I need a...

Zoom in and Scream

Fri, 8 Sep 2006 12:39:07 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - I've been wanting a camcorder for some time now, the limitations of using a PC camera that is permanently connected to my computer severely hampers my creative vision, and when it comes to recording video away from my PC, it's all about mobility, hell I...

My ears will melt*... and then my eyes.

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 23:13:55 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - I don't have a garage, I don’t work in a shop, hell, I don't even have a job, so why do I buy a 500-watt shop light. Let me answer that for you. The Regent 500-Watt Portable Work Light provides the intense level of brightness that no other lamp in...

Call it camp/cult if you wanna but...one dance number does not a musical make.

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 23:32:24 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author triple_irons - I definitely lean away from the mainstream when it comes to dvd purchases. The different "exploitation" genres always grab my attention and Borders has an entire section full of vampires, lesbians…and Jesus? I grab the case and read the blurbs...