Epinions Recent Reviews for systemdwn

Grab this role (Freestyle Halloween W/O)

Thu, 1 Nov 2001 20:45:41 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Rated Not Rated

Directed by Takashi Miike

My rating: B+

Hollywood seemed to have lost its touch in the horror genre. Just slap in a couple of teen stars, add a glimpse of tits and a$$, and finish it up with...

Bjork and Her Music Videos: Visual Poetry (ATCYVOM W/O)

Sun, 2 Sep 2001 20:06:50 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - My rating: A+

My musical tastes all lies in the heavy/punk genre. The first CD I bought with my hard-earned allowance money was “Smash” by Offspring back in 6th grade. I was listening to Deftones, Korn, and other underground bands in...

Boohoo...The Iron Giant conquered my macho nature (Sad Cartoon W/O)

Sat, 1 Sep 2001 23:03:25 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Rated PG

Directed by Brad Bird

My rating: A

When we imagine of cartoons, we see bright, flashy colors, humor, lavish songs written by Elton John, and plenty of movie tie-in products such as our favorite...

Ghost World: Honest, Risky, Tedious

Sun, 5 Aug 2001 21:41:06 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Rated R

(for strong language and some sexual content)

Directed by Terry Zwigoff

Thora Birch - Enid

Scarlett Johansson - Becky

Steve Buscemi - Seymour

My rating: D

“You owe me 7...

Help Cops...Beat Yourself Up

Sun, 1 Jul 2001 17:25:20 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Rated R

(for Violence, language, mature themes)

Directed by Michael Bay

Cast: Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Teo Leoni

my rating: D+

As my younger brother (11 years old) was playing SSX on the...

Addicted to Speed

Mon, 25 Jun 2001 19:18:30 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Rated PG-13

(for violence, sexual content, and language)

Directed by Rob Cohen

Paul Walker - Brian

Vin Diesel - Dominic

my rating: C+

The movie is called “The Fast and the Furious”. As you...

Mummy Loves You

Mon, 7 May 2001 18:51:17 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Rated PG-13

(for adventure action and violence)

Directed by Stephen Sommers

Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell

Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan O'Connell

my rating: C

Summer breeze, 100 degree...

Spend your night somewhere else

Sun, 6 May 2001 20:36:28 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Rated R

(for sexuality, violence, and language)

Directed by Harald Zwart

Liv Tyler - Jewel Valentine

Matt Dillon - Randy

Michael Douglas - Mr. Burmeister

John Goodman - Officer Dehling

Paul Reiser - Carl...

All You Need Is Passion

Sun, 29 Apr 2001 18:25:20 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Directed by Tim Burton

Ed Wood - Johnny Depp

my rating: B

In “Ed Wood”, Tim Burton paid homage to one of the most passionate, misunderstood, and crappy director that ever emerged from Hollywood. Very hard to...

We don't need to worry about nuclear war, right? (DB W/O)

Sat, 28 Apr 2001 22:23:46 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - my rating: A-

“A world without nuclear weapons would not be disadvantageous to the United States. In fact a world without nuclear weapons would actually be a better place.”

- Les Aspin, Former U.S. Secretary of Defense

...

What do young Red Neck males do at a family reunion?

Sun, 22 Apr 2001 23:57:54 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Rated: PG-13

(for crude and sex-related humor, and for language)

Directed by Dennie Gordon

David Spade - Joe Dirt

my rating: D

Select a bride.

Hahaha. Get it…red necks are a...

Man's Best Friend.

Mon, 16 Apr 2001 17:28:05 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Rated R

(violence/gore, language, and sexuality)

Directed by: Alejandro Gonázalez Iñárritu

my rating: A

Did you ever see a movie that parallels your reality? Did you ever see a movie that becomes reality? No,...

Movie Review brought you by Pepsi “Britney Spears’ Multimillion Dollar Contract” Cola

Sun, 15 Apr 2001 13:59:09 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - my rating: F

A while back I picked up the latest issue of People Magazine to learn all about the movie stars we so envy. “Oh, Russell broke up with Meg for his sheep in Australia.” “Wow, Jennifer Love Hewitt has real breast.” As I was...

Sod Off - I love this chick flick

Sat, 14 Apr 2001 02:03:52 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - My Rating: A-

“I just saw Bridget Jones’s Diary and it kicked so much a$$.” Those were the first words that came out of my mouth while I talked to my friend when I got home. He laughed and bluntly said “Come on, that’s a chick...

Make Love, Not War

Thu, 5 Apr 2001 16:46:25 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - unrated - Suitable for Most Audiences.

my rating: A

World War 2…a time where Americans along with our European allies were battling the evil empire of Germany and Japan. “For your country’s sake today…For your own sake...

We All Search For Happiness (Anti-Val. W/O)

Thu, 15 Feb 2001 04:42:47 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - In thinking about the most disturbing movie, “Happiness” was the first movie that popped into my head. There are countless of gory, violent, exploitative movies that I saw, but was I truly disturbed? Well, no. I was disgusted, but not disturbed. As for...

Big Brother is watching you, too bad no one else is('00 W/O)

Sun, 31 Dec 2000 18:34:55 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - This is my very first write-off that I've organized here on epinions. The year 2000 will always be remembered as a low point in human history. Just look at the movies and politics in this country and you will soon realize how much of a sh*t-hole...

Over-the-top Violence at its finest (John Woo W/O)

Tue, 26 Dec 2000 14:00:03 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Directed by John Woo

Chow Yun-Fat - Tequila

Tony Leung - Tony

My Rating: A

Before the Chinese takeover of Hong Kong from Great Britain, Hong Kong was the source of a revolutionary film industry that produced...

Free Your Mind

Sat, 23 Dec 2000 19:03:57 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Rated R

(strong sexual content, including dialogue, violence, and language.)

Directed by Philip Kaufman

Geoffrey Rush - The Marquis de Sade

Kate Winslet - Madeline

Joaquin Phoenix - Abbe Coulmier
...

Disney found their groove

Tue, 19 Dec 2000 03:56:39 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Rated G

Directed by Mark Dindal

David Spade - Kuzco

John Goodman - Pacha

My Rating: B

I have always had a soft spot for cartoons. Dating back when I was a kid, I would watch Darkwing Duck...

I'm high and this movie still sucks

Mon, 18 Dec 2000 01:34:08 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Rated PG-13

(language and some sex and drug-related humor)

Directed by Danny Leiner

Ashton Kutcher - Jesse

Seann William Scott - Chester

My Rating: F-

After their temporary high, the...

An epic worth flying with

Sat, 16 Dec 2000 20:53:18 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Rated PG-13

(martial arts violence and some sexuality)

Directed by Ang Lee

Chow Yun-Fat - Li Mu Bai

My Rating: B

I finally had the opportunity to see the most hyped movie of the year. After...

Someone please rescue this movie

Sun, 10 Dec 2000 05:58:11 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Rated PG-13

(intense life/death situations and brief strong language)

Directed by Martin Campbell

Chris O'Donnell - Peter Garrett

Bill Paxton - Elliot Vaughn

My Rating: F

I still don't...

Faith = Fact

Fri, 1 Dec 2000 03:56:22 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Disclaimer: For this epinion, I wanted to look beyond many issues dealing with religion and the Bible. In doing so, I may offend people, because religion is a very sensitive subject (a lot of my friends are deeply religious and I fully respect their...

As exciting as watching the real thing

Sun, 26 Nov 2000 14:41:20 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author systemdwn - Rated PG-13

(language and sex-related material)

Directed by Christopher Guest

Christopher Guest - Harlan Pepper

My Rating: F

Dog shows are easy to mock and extract humor out of. Just show...