Epinions Recent Reviews for shawnmfan1

Yes, Wrestling Fans Can Read

Fri, 3 Aug 2001 12:30:24 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - Mick Foley.

Those two words should immediately conjure up images of barbed wire, sock puppets, and chairshots for any wrestling enthusiast. Thoughts of matches filled with death, cells filled with hell, and dudes filled with love dance through...

Valentine: So Bad, It Breaks My Heart

Sat, 28 Jul 2001 12:12:25 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - Urban Legend, I Know What You Did Last Summer, and Valentine. What do these movies have in common?

“Hot chicks, shawnmfan1?”

Yeah, I guess so, but that’s not my point.

“Crappy acting?”

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Me, Steve McQueen, and a Sticky, Gelatinous Substance

Mon, 23 Jul 2001 20:37:29 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - ”Beware of The Blob, it creeps

And leaps and glides and slides

Across the floor

Right through the door

And all around the wall

A splotch, a blotch

Be careful of The Blob”

Ah, words to live by. I...

A Pretty Good Review Of Comedy Central

Sat, 14 Jul 2001 22:33:04 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - Being a certified “Couch Potato”, I tend to flip through a number of channels, and after clicking through 70+ networks in a matter of seconds, I always seem to land on one station: Comedy Central, possibly the greatest channel in the world. What other...

Scary Movie 2 makes Spaceballs look like Hot Shots! Part Deux

Wed, 11 Jul 2001 21:14:29 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - The Spoof.

Is there any more praised yet equally reviled sub-category in the film genre of comedy? For every “Airplane!”, there is a “Loaded Weapon 1”. For every “Naked Gun”, there’s a “Spy Hard”. For every “Hot Shots!”, a “Hot Shots! Part...

Steven Seagal in Hard To Kill

Mon, 9 Jul 2001 22:11:34 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - Steven Seagal kicks, punches, and shoots his way back onto the silver screen in what could best be described as a sequel to “Above the Law”. I mean, come on, Seagal’s movies aren’t exactly plot heavy or overtly original. “Above the Law”, “Marked for...

Steven Seagal in Above The Law

Sat, 30 Jun 2001 15:48:40 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - “Gentlemen, whenever you have a group of individuals who are beyond any investigation, who can manipulate the press, judges, members of our Congress, you are always going to have, within our government, those who are above the law.”-Steven...

Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes Commando

Sun, 24 Jun 2001 19:17:54 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - One name, and one name alone, personifies the big budget, explosion-filled, shoot ‘em up action flick:

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

No man in cinema history has shot, stabbed, kicked, punched, and blown up more terrorists, renegade...

Patrick Swayze in Road House

Fri, 22 Jun 2001 00:26:11 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - I love this movie.

There, I said it. The sound you hear is probably my credibility being flushed down the crapper. I’m joking, of course. I never had any credibility, but I do enjoy this film.

“Road House” is about a man named...

The DEFINITIVE Wrestlemania X-7 Review

Tue, 19 Jun 2001 00:50:14 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - Finally, The DEFINITIVE Review has come BACK to Epinions!!!

Well, I had to give into the urge to use a Rock catchphrase, even though that was incredibly lame. Anyway, I’ve decided to return to what I do best, reviewing wrestling. It’s been a...

The Emperor's New Groove

Wed, 13 Jun 2001 22:23:03 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - I've always been a fan of Disney movies. Growing up, I probably watched 'em all. From "101 Dalmations" to "Aladdin" to "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs", Disney's animated movies were must see, but as I grew older, cartoons seemed to lose their luster...

Password: Mediocre

Sun, 10 Jun 2001 10:48:44 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - I had high expectations for this movie. Hopefully it would boost Travolta's career yet again after the "Battlefield Earth" debacle and provide me with a thoroughly entertaining cinema experience. Sadly it turned out to be just another forgettable summer...

Evolution

Sun, 10 Jun 2001 01:58:20 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - Orlando Jones.

Those two words alone should strike fear into movie goers everywhere. When your claim to fame is being associated with a soft drink, ya got problems. What the hell was I thinking? Why did I actually want to see this film?
...

The Replacements

Sat, 12 Aug 2000 01:43:15 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - Well, after a preview on MTV, I had high hopes for this little comedy. You can imagine my disappointment after viewing this film and realizing that I just spent about 5 bucks I'll never see again.

Recipe for "The Replacements":
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The DEFINITIVE Wrestlemania 10 Review

Fri, 14 Jul 2000 03:17:53 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - Before I write my epinion, I would like to thank a few members at this fine site for giving me a little encouragement and showing me that my reviews are somewhat entertaining, which was my entire goal for writing them (well... that and the money). Thanks...

Me, Myself & Irene

Tue, 4 Jul 2000 01:43:01 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - Before I start, I'd like to say that no matter how bad this film was going to be, I would still have recommended it because Jim Carrey happens to be my favorite comedian. He could've read names out of the phone book, and I still would've laughed. To show...

The DEFINITIVE Wrestlemania 2000 Review

Wed, 28 Jun 2000 03:18:55 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - Well, this is the second of my "DEFINITIVE" wrestling reviews, and I can't think of a better ppv to do an epinion on. The event happened in April and was released on video in May. As usual, I'm using the five-star system to rate the matches,...

Hitman Hart: Wrestling With Shadows

Mon, 26 Jun 2000 21:55:06 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - A while ago, I did an epinion of "The Unreal Story of Pro Wrestling", a wrestling documentary that aired on A&E. It was a great look at the history of the "sport", but TRUE pro wrestling fans know what the greatest documentary on...

The Great Movie Ride

Mon, 26 Jun 2000 00:38:36 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - I recently had the pleasure of going on a family trip to Disney World as a present for graduating high school. I've always had fond memories of my trips there with my relatives. We went to all of the kingdoms and rode all of the rides, and by far, my...

The Marshall Mathers LP

Fri, 23 Jun 2000 00:05:41 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - I bought this album right before going on my Senior trip to Florida, and I thought it would just give me something to listen to on the long bus ride. What I got put me in a moral dilemma.

Easily the most controversial album this year (and...

MST3K: Cave Dwellers

Tue, 23 May 2000 22:13:07 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - From a long lineage of classic episodes, "Cave Dwellers" is by far the best Mystery Science Theater 3000 show dealing with a long-haired, prehistoric, He-Man-like hero who fights against the evils of a "mean John Saxon-type guy" in...

Sting-Bashin' Brawler

Sun, 21 May 2000 22:39:36 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - If your child is a fan of Sting and the WCW, then this particular toy is the perfect gift for him or her (most likely him). The Sting Bashin' Brawler (as well as the entire line of Bashin' Brawlers, which includes Kevin Nash, Hulk Hogan, Diamond Dallas...

MST3K: Pod People

Sun, 21 May 2000 19:29:36 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - The idea of the show is so simple, yet so ingenious: to make fun of unwatchable movies and, in doing this, turn them into the most enjoyable pieces of cinema. That is what Mystery Science Theater 3000 is all about. Turning coal into diamonds. Turning the...

ECW on TNN

Sat, 20 May 2000 22:51:11 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - If you are like most of America, then you have absolutely no idea what ECW is. The majority of people out there probably have a familiarity with or, at the least, an idea what the WWF and WCW are, but when it comes to Extreme Championship Wrestling, most...

The Unreal Story of Pro Wrestling

Sat, 20 May 2000 20:42:49 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author shawnmfan1 - As I was cruising through the epinions site looking at the wrestling video section, I came across "The Unreal Story of Pro Wrestling", and to my utter shock, no one had written an epinion about it. Well, I'm here to change that. It really is...