Epinions Recent Reviews for reverendbeahm

Finally, a return to the classic horror formula of the 80's!

Sun, 4 Feb 2001 16:20:23 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - The tradition of Valentine's Day themed slasher flicks lensed in Canada continues with VALENTINE, the newest product from Director Jamie Banks (URBAN LEGEND). The holiday sub-genre remains one of the most eminent and consistently productive facets of...

Revenge Of The A-Pix Jauggernaut

Mon, 22 Jan 2001 12:29:12 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - **This is the same review by me that was previously listed under JACK FROST. I just moved it when they added JF2**

When JACK FROST hit video shelves in 1997, A-Pix Video, a then-division of Unapix Entertainment, had little success to work...

George W. Would Be Proud! (the madness of the coming greed)

Wed, 3 Jan 2001 11:32:06 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - The coming capitalist utopia Armageddon is in the mail with the fast-approaching presidential Reich of cuddly Texas bigot George W. Bush ("W") nearing closer and closer, and there is no better time to head out and pick up AMERICAN PSYCHO. Here...

Texas Dild0 Masquerade (adult shot-for-shot remake of TCM)

Sat, 30 Dec 2000 14:03:08 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - By no means am I a pornography connoisseur, but when I caught wind of this release from Heatwave Video, I knew a quest lie ahead. I am a big fan of the TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (TCM) films (sans NEXT GENERATION, which makes more sense in original form...

Creative Play and Letting Kids Be Kids

Thu, 28 Dec 2000 23:23:27 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - I was a preschool teacher for a year and a half and during that time I learned a lot about "educational" children's television and entertainment. These little ones are weaned these days not so much by parents, but by peers and entertainment in...

You'll Never See This Book, But Be Warned If You Do!

Wed, 27 Dec 2000 22:05:55 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - Sal Nudo is a complete hack. I don't like to say that about writers, as we all work hard for the "craft", but this paltry "book" borders on disturbing. Nothing more than an inferior retrospective on the heyday of legacy rock icons...

Dignity In Self-Deliverance

Fri, 22 Dec 2000 00:41:33 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - Author Derek Humphry writes in the introduction that FINAL EXIT is, “aimed at helping the public and health professional achieve death with dignity for those who desire to plan for it.” This book serves as an excellent handbook for suicidal people,...

Dry Hump A Skull To Cure Impotence! .Rare Ed Wood.

Thu, 21 Dec 2000 22:44:51 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - This Ed Wood film, shot in 1971, could be considered the most sought after b-movie of all time, particularly for Wood enthusiasts (like me) and is described by Wood biographer Rudoplh Grey as “the rarest of the rare.” Lensed in one day at Wood friend...

Would You Like Some Evil With Your Cheese?

Wed, 20 Dec 2000 18:05:58 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - This recording was released in 1968 by Murgenstrumm Records before the SATANIC BIBLE was even in print, initially for Church Of Satan members in absentia to keep in touch with their dark roots. For the ultimate listening experience, Black Pope, Church...

Bow Before The Glowing Smiley Face! or Oops! I'm Topless!

Wed, 20 Dec 2000 12:06:40 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - !WANTED!

Name: Donald G. Jackson

Age: Who cares

Crimes: The Demon Lover (1976); I Like to Hurt People (1985; Hell Comes To Frogtown (1987); Frogtown II (!!)(1993); Lingerie Kickboxer (1998);

and my nomination for the Absolute Worst...

Sony KV-27S40: Kicking the RCA to the curb!

Sun, 10 Dec 2000 13:32:22 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - Having been involved in various facets of the electronics sales "game" for many years, I have come to despise many and revere few companies shoveling product into the consumer market. Although initially ignored for the most part, I have come...

New Low In Direct To Video

Wed, 6 Dec 2000 12:30:16 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - CAMP BLOOD is a travesty.

What began in the late 80's as good natured low-budget fun took a turn for the worse in the late 90's, as the direct-to-video market started bursting at the seams, oozing garbage like the home film viewer had never...

Republican slant soils otherwise top notch news network

Fri, 17 Nov 2000 20:18:02 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - Fox News came into their own, in my mind, with their coverage of the Columbine tragedy. From helicopters capturing the action as it happened almost from the first moment to their persistence in questioning witnesses and related parties, Fox News was...

Despite some changes, Fangoria still stands above the rest

Fri, 17 Nov 2000 14:47:03 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - Fangoria magazine is about to roll out their 200th issue next month and I have been an avid reader since 138. Despite only having issues 138-199 in my collection now, I remember the pioneering days when the magazine was a different beast entirely. My...

The "forgotten" Sorority House Massacre film!

Fri, 17 Nov 2000 01:29:53 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - The SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE (SHM) series started in 1986, when the first film was released by low budget superman Roger Corman's Concorde Pictures. Following the success of that same studio's 1982 release, THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE, it was decided that...

Bloody Mess

Thu, 16 Nov 2000 22:16:33 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - As a genre fan, I canvass my local rental store every Tuesday to see what's new on the horror scene. When I came across the box for BLOODY MURDER, my first instinct was "RENT IT!" Look at the details seen on the cover: that mask! the...

This Is When The Storm Began...

Thu, 16 Nov 2000 18:23:04 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author reverendbeahm - Chris Duarte first picked up his brother Bart's guitar in 1977 at the age of 14, never ceasing to put it down until his mother bought him one of his own the next year. After being shunned by the talent show review board at Jefferson High School in San...