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Dare I Say "Masterpiece?"

Tue, 25 Jun 2002 19:24:06 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author natch - Okay, I'm not "Mr. Rap." I'm not the all-knowing rap fan full of knowledge on the music and it's past, but I have followed many artists like Heiroglyphics, Blackalicious, Redman, Methodman, and Eminem as they made their way through the rap world. Eminem...

Sonic Avenges The Saturn With This Great Title

Tue, 23 Apr 2002 19:59:30 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author natch - Sonic Adventure was Sega's killer app for the Dreamcast when it first came out. Being such a die-hard fan, it amazes even me that I haven't had the chance (or money) to play it until only a few weeks ago. However, I'm just as blown away, as anyone would...

I Saw This Movie For Free And Still Paid Too Much

Sat, 13 Apr 2002 04:50:26 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author natch - Before I begin, let me point out something. I walked out on this movie perhaps not even half-way through. To perhaps put this into perspective, this is the first movie I ever walked out of, and I sat through Battlefield: Earth. I could stand Battlefield:...

Zone Of Enders; came with my MGS2 Demo.

Sun, 3 Mar 2002 13:01:38 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author natch - Much in the same way little kids love screaming "hymen," the tykes also love huge mechs. And why not? Who in their right mind wouldn't love controlling a huge robot in battle? Who in their right mind can watch stuff like Policenauts or Evangelion and not...

A Stoner's Cult Classic Masterpiece

Fri, 15 Feb 2002 20:53:27 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author natch - INTRODUCTION: THE MAKING OF THIS REVIEW

This is my SCADs-wannabe review. It was originally going to be my submission for the SCADs write off, but then I realized that the ridiculous amount of information soon became ranting that might not...

Not as good as it could/should have been

Thu, 7 Feb 2002 00:32:27 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author natch - Ah, the Matrix. The 'ultimate movie.' So many people tote this sucker as being the best movie ever, I almost believed it when I first saw it. Luckily, I tend to think a little bit more (no offense meant towards people who list this movie at number one)...

Lieber Gott, es ist gut!

Sat, 2 Feb 2002 17:26:20 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author natch - Warning: This Epinion is ridiculously long. Don’t read unless you have the time. (Obviously I’m pushing for a Most Helpful rating...HINT HINT!!!)

I'll get this out, right away. Take Off Your Pants and Jacket (Take off your pants...

It's back, biotch!

Fri, 25 Jan 2002 22:50:31 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author natch - WARNING: TECHNICALLY, THERE ARE SOME PLOT SPOILERS IN THIS REVIEW. HOWEVER, IT'S NOT LIKE I TELL YOU THE ENDING OR ANYTHING. JUST LITTLE THINGS THAT YOU'LL MOST LIKELY READ RIGHT OVER, FORGET, AND NOT REMEMBER UNTIL THEY HAPPEN AND EVEN IF YOU DO...

Best War Movie I've Ever Seen

Sat, 19 Jan 2002 02:03:02 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author natch - Okay, I need to write this while it's still fresh in my mind. I saw Black Hawk Down two hours ago. I went into it with my usual war-movie expectations: It will in some way try to top Saving Private Ryan, because that's all the main goals of war movies...

The Pure Punk Elegance Of AFI

Sat, 12 Jan 2002 18:57:13 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author natch - I used to think I was a punk fan. Now I can't imagine anyone even enjoying punk and calling themselves a fan without owning any AFI CD. While I'm not a long, old school fan of AFI (in fact, I am just the opposite), they have quickly won my...

The Lexiphiliac W/O Allows Natch To Tell His Drunken Tale of....Drunkeness...

Thu, 10 Jan 2002 20:20:59 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author natch - Welcome ladies and gentlemen (and complete assholes) to the heart-felt, spirit-warming, and yet somehow gut-wrenching story of a young 17-year-old boy and his encounters will alcohol. Specifically, Milwaukee's Best. Why would this rambunctious...

Dookie 2

Fri, 28 Dec 2001 14:19:00 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author natch - My friend is a huge Green Day fan. I’ve always respected them, but never bought one of their CDs. When Warning came out, I was at the local Sam Goody considering buying it, when he mentioned that Insomniac was the best Green Day album. Taking his word...

OutCold: Chuckles In An Audience Of 12

Fri, 23 Nov 2001 14:01:42 GMT
rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author natch - *WARNING*

I sort of give away the ending in this review, but trust me, you won't care.

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I saw OutCold last night. I was looking forward to it, because I love snowboarding, and I figured they wouldn't really screw it up...

A Masterpiece In The Music Industry, To Stay In The Hearts Of Fans Forever

Sun, 21 Oct 2001 08:35:15 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author natch - Tool is a band I was exposed to by a real psycho at our local theater. On the other hand, he was a real cool psycho. Honestly one of the coolest guys I know. I worked there on plays and sets and such over the summer, and he was a huge fan of Tool, so...

Kill Nazis Real Good In This WWII 'Sim'

Sun, 7 Oct 2001 20:59:29 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author natch - I've been reading around and this review format seems to be popular. So until I can decide to actually think, I've abandoned any and all imagination to write this 'Very Helpful' review, just for you. Hey, did I just rhyme? I wish I could do that all the...

The Original Drug Trip Fairytale Taken One Disturbing Step Further

Thu, 4 Oct 2001 00:06:35 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author natch - This is one of the best Tomb Raider clones ever. Maybe even THE best. There are plenty of reasons for this. I don't know who American McGee is, but he makes a DAMN good game. Before diversing into this, I feel I should tell you the story of Alice,...

PaRappa the Rapper for PlayStation 1: PaRappa The Rapper (Have Fun With Epinions Part II)

Sat, 8 Sep 2001 00:42:05 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author natch - The entire purpose of this review is to be informative, right? No, you fool. Why would it be that? If you know Natch by now, you know Natch is the patch who can snatch a woolrach and attacks the Pringles snacks while watching Mallrats. Correct? Nope...

Well, I'll Be Damned...

Fri, 17 Aug 2001 21:57:06 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author natch - Rarely does a band come along that really, honest-to-God surprises you. SR-71 (the extremely under-rated and over-looked group that appeared for about week on MTV, and disappeared; fantastic CD. Buy it now) & Alien Ant Farm (a...

'Papa Roach' Infests my CD player; get the pesticide!

Sat, 4 Aug 2001 21:09:38 GMT
rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author natch - I got this CD because I had the extra money and I thought it would be an interesting album, after hearing a short clip on CDnow.com. Well, let me tell you that this CD is VERY bad!

There really isn't a good thing about this album at all. The...

Epinions Recent Reviews for natch

Dare I Say "Masterpiece?"

Sonic Avenges The Saturn With This Great Title

I Saw This Movie For Free And Still Paid Too Much

Zone Of Enders; came with my MGS2 Demo.

A Stoner's Cult Classic Masterpiece

Not as good as it could/should have been

Lieber Gott, es ist gut!

It's back, biotch!

Best War Movie I've Ever Seen

The Pure Punk Elegance Of AFI

The Lexiphiliac W/O Allows Natch To Tell His Drunken Tale of....Drunkeness...

Dookie 2

OutCold: Chuckles In An Audience Of 12

A Masterpiece In The Music Industry, To Stay In The Hearts Of Fans Forever

Kill Nazis Real Good In This WWII 'Sim'

The Original Drug Trip Fairytale Taken One Disturbing Step Further

PaRappa the Rapper for PlayStation 1: PaRappa The Rapper (Have Fun With Epinions Part II)

Well, I'll Be Damned...

'Papa Roach' Infests my CD player; get the pesticide!