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Marvien’s Hitchhike Into The Digital World Of DVD!

Sat, 5 May 2001 15:58:29 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - Light fades into Marvien’s tiny one bedroom apartment introducing the camera to a tv and a naked Marvien. I’m of course watching tv again, wishing I had something better to do. I’d spent the last few hours keeping up with several plots. I watched as...

Sanyo SCP-4500: Sanyo 4500 Brings A New Meaning To Cell Phone!

Wed, 14 Mar 2001 21:45:37 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - Do you have a cell phone? Well, I’m not sure about you (yeah you with the funny looking eyes), but almost everyone has a cell phone nowadays. You see people talking at work, on the bus, in school, around the house, and even while driving. I was at an...

Samsung SCH 8500 CDMA / AMPS Cellular Phone: Samsung 3500 Meets The New Samsung 8500!

Sat, 9 Dec 2000 03:01:06 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - In Marvien with an E's absence from Epinions he wondered upon a new job, one with neon lights and fancy slogans. The world of cell phones and hookers, ok not so many hookers but enough to get by . Yep, good ole Marvien is spreading friendly brain...

Marvien's Quest To Become A Magician!

Sun, 8 Oct 2000 01:04:02 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - I want to first say this is not a review on Now You See It, Now You Don't, but a review on the second book The Second Now You See It, Now You Don't. The author is Bill Tarr, and the book is illustrated by Barry Ross. Now, I know you can...

IWO: Oops Marvien With An "E" Gets Stupid

Sat, 2 Sep 2000 00:39:41 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - A few weeks ago, I was assigned a mission, a dangerous one at that. ZentropaJK came to me in an e- mail, and requested that I lower my IQ a few points in order to join the dumb crowd. He would later call his master idea the Illiterate Write-Off. A...

Samsung SCH 3500 CDMA / AMPS Cellular Phone: Would You Like A Turtle Or A Cell Phone?

Fri, 28 Jul 2000 16:07:16 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - I was trying to race a rock the other day when a lumpy turtle caught my eye. The thing was smoking a pipe and winking at me. I started running towards the turtle to get a closer look, when my feet got tangled up in something and down I went. At first,...

Yahoo! Chat: The Sweet and Seductive World of Chat

Mon, 17 Jul 2000 15:44:11 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - Let me first say that I posted this review a long time ago, and felt I left a great deal of things left unsaid, so here I am again discussing the world of chat.

Marvien: Hello, thanks for entering Marvien's chat room. We have gathered...

GEW: Marvien's Burger King Diet!

Mon, 10 Jul 2000 20:55:54 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - Quick, Barbie turn the lights on! It's show time!

Welcome, one and all to Marvien's foolish attempt to review Burger King. Yes, Burger King. Now many of you may be wondering how I could've conjured up such a brilliant topic, but alas I can...

Monopoly Write-Off (Marvien's Boardwalk Version)

Fri, 23 Jun 2000 16:35:10 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - Welcome one and all to the wonderful write-off on Monopoly. Who could have picked such a silly topic you ask? Well, it just happened to be me, so if you would please send all hate mail to Monkeysdon'tgiveahoot@hotmail.com. Now, I know you've all...

Drunken Monkeys (Baileys' Write-Off, E Version)

Tue, 23 May 2000 23:46:32 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - The door is locked, and there is no escape. You look into the depths of darkness to suddenly be blinded by a neon "E". Your pupils make a quick adjustment, and you notice four strangers in the corner of the small room. The first stranger...

Funny Write Off, Round 1 (Marvien with an "E" Version)

Fri, 21 Apr 2000 23:19:57 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - Warning! The following material is not suited for anyone. Kids, Adults, monkeys, Clowns, whatever you are, you should not read this review.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first round of the Funny Write Off, featuring...

Blame Canada! It Ain't Marvien's Fault!

Wed, 19 Apr 2000 01:16:48 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - Wow, my 50th review. What a landmark, but of course I go and review a movie that has been reviewed 537 times already. A stupid decision I suppose, but I wanted to say what I'm about to say.

I recently watched South Park: bigger, longer,...

Blast Into The Future

Tue, 4 Apr 2000 22:54:25 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - First let me begin by saying that I'm that I couldn't find a category to place this review in. So, I decided to put it under AltaVista, since this product replaced my old Lucent Modem which happened to be under this category.

A few months...

Learning to Spell Without the Help of Tranquilizers

Thu, 30 Mar 2000 00:57:59 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - "Marvien you can't spell!" For everyone out there that has been screaming at me to get a dictionary, I am glad to say that I did. I hadn't taken into consideration how bad a speller I actually was up until now. I thought I missed a few words...

Tired of Nothing to do? Step into the World of Mad Libs!

Sat, 25 Mar 2000 00:12:46 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - I love mad libs, and this book is great! 40 great years of word play. I was first introduced to them in middle school. Everyday my English teacher would make everyone in class take part in one. It was probably the best part of the day. I learned...

A Socialist's Look At Porno

Wed, 15 Mar 2000 02:02:51 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - Ok now that I've got you here its time for a history lesson. Sorry about the misleading title, but I feared many of you would not be eager to learn about a book dealing with socialism.

Socialism giving you hard time? Don't know what it is...

The Truth About Blair Witch

Thu, 17 Feb 2000 19:20:05 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - When the Blair Witch Project came out earlier this year people went crazy. The low budget movie, written and directed by Eduardo Sanchez and Daniel Myrick sky rocketed to the top. The reason is because it's one of the best horror movies in recent...

Calvin Leaves us Wanting More

Sat, 29 Jan 2000 00:19:02 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - What do you get when you combine the mind of six year old, a stuffed tiger, and the philosophy of Aristotle? Why Calvin and Hobbes of course. Calvin(named after John Calvin) and Hobbes(named after Thomas Hobbes) are two of the widest known comic...

The Definition of Relaxing

Thu, 27 Jan 2000 00:57:47 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - Looking for place to step right off onto the beach? Well, Long Beach, North Carolina is the spot for you. Every year up until Hurricane Floyd hit, my family would visit this beach. Other places we've stayed seem miles from the ocean, but Long Beach is...

Don't Kiss the Penguin!

Thu, 27 Jan 2000 00:32:44 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - Truly the best clay animation I've ever seen. Nick Park has created a video that every one can really enjoy. If you have kids and your tired tired of watching them become mindless idiots memorizing every Pokemon out there, just make them watch this...

Don't Dodge The Matrix

Sun, 23 Jan 2000 02:15:05 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - It might be the best action movie I've ever seen. The movie is directed by the Wachowski brothers who also made the movie Bound. The actors Keanue Reeves-who plays Neo and Lawerence Fishburne-Morpheus light up the screen, along with special effects...

Final Fantasy VIII for PlayStation 1: One of the Best Video Games Ever

Sat, 22 Jan 2000 21:08:49 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - Now a days most video games are advertised as great games, but end up being your basic shoot up game. Final Fantasy games are different. A game that entertains the player with high quality graphics and a great story line. I still haven't even beat the...

Backstreet Boys: Back Degrees... I Mean N' Street Boys

Sat, 22 Jan 2000 16:37:41 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - 1999 has produced some of the worst musical talent ever heard. I have made a top ten list of the worst musicians from last year. Hopefully this year people will stop listening to garbage and open there ear's for once.

TOP TEN WORST...

PIONEER-push play now

Tue, 18 Jan 2000 01:42:20 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - I own a Plymouth Acclaim (Not my first choice of wheels, but money has a definite say in things). Not that the factory made radio was bad or anything I just wanted to play some cd's now in then. Originally, I planned on buying a 10 cd changer, but then...

1990 Plymouth Acclaim: Still Burning Up The Road

Sat, 15 Jan 2000 16:52:31 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author marvienhill - Last summer I bought my first car. I really had my hopes on an expensive set of wheels, but when I found out how much most cars cost I had a change of mind. A cheap car with seats in it now sounded good to me. I ended up buying a 90 Plymouth Acclaim...