Epinions Recent Reviews for maceywuesthoff

Konami, You False Advertising B@st@rds--Give Me Classic Frogger!

Sun, 15 Apr 2007 20:18:10 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - Video game publisher Konami is blatantly guilty of consumer deception with their game case for “Frogger Ancient Shadow.” On the back of the case are the following words: “Includes original 1981 arcade game.” Nothing more, nothing less...

The Hills Have Eyes: The Hills Still Have Eyes...and a Few More Added Surprises

Sat, 11 Mar 2006 03:46:28 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - I almost didn’t go to see The Hills have Eyes in the theater tonight. First, there was that crappy trailer with the cheesy, deformed little girl (“Mister, will you play with us?”), something that was never in the original and should...

Crashed and Burned

Sun, 5 Mar 2006 00:07:47 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - SPOILER ALERT: This review reveals this movie's ending and major plot points. Believe me, though, if you read it anyway, you'll see there's not much to spoil; this crap is spoiled already. A lot of people on Epinions liked Crash, giving it an...

The Toolbox Murders

Fri, 24 Feb 2006 11:37:40 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - I wasn't expecting much when I rented The Toolbox Murders. It was one of those movies my husband and I picked because there was really very little else on the shelves at Blockbuster that day. However, we were pleasantly surprised. This was a...

Eurotits

Sun, 15 May 2005 17:01:33 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - Introduction: Just HOW BAD is this movie? Every once in a while, a movie is bad enough to earn Macey Wuesthoff's "One of the Worst Movies Ever" award. Eurotrip, or Eurotits as would be more appropriately, titled is the latest...

A Dabbling in Dairy for your Doggy: Vitakraft Yogurt Drops

Sat, 7 May 2005 01:38:43 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - The Chihuahua Rating: I have three Chihuahuas. Despite their small sizes, they love to eat and will pretty much dine on anything I put in front of them. However, I can tell what their favorite foods are by what they eat the fastest and "act most...

Someone "Unhinged" the Brain Cells of This Game's Makers!

Sat, 7 May 2005 01:16:33 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - I love Trivial Pursuit and play it as often as I can. That is not very often at all, unfortunately, at least not offline, because I can't find any other people I know who really like to play. That's why I got so excited when I found Trivial Pursuit...

Donatos Does Pizza Better Than All Its Competitors—PERIOD!!!

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 20:07:43 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - Background of a Pizza Connoisseur: I can say without resolution that this is the best pizza I’ve ever had in my entire life, PERIOD! And likely, it’s the best pizza in the world. I say this as a pizza lover who has traveled and moved...

Mimi's Cafe: Mimi’s: As Flat And As Annoying As The Days of Our Lives Character

Wed, 16 Mar 2005 20:03:15 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - Those of you who watch Days of Our Lives know what I mean when comparing this restaurant to the character Mimi. For those of you who don’t watch, I will enlighten you. Teenager Mimi is flat, deceitful (lies to those she loves), and is in...

Calgon Took My Bubbles Away!

Wed, 16 Mar 2005 18:25:24 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - While I’m normally quite taken with Calgon, in this instance, Calgon didn’t take me away—it took my bubbles away instead! The Calgon Trust: Since I love to relax in a hot bath, my husband bought me some bubble baths, beads, and...

If the Rats Sleep In Your Hair, Pantene Detangle Spray Will Chase Them Away!

Mon, 24 May 2004 02:49:04 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - No, rats do not literally sleep in my hair. My title comes from an old cliché, which I believe to be Southern in origin. See, when I was a little girl, my hair tangled so bad while I slept at night that my mother, upon trying to brush/comb it...

The Secret Window Has a Dirty Little Secret of Its Own--Its "Panefully Corny'' Ending!

Sun, 23 May 2004 18:36:43 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - I originally saw this movie on the silver screen and reviewed it on Epinions under the "In theaters" category. Recently, I was coerced into watching it again on DVD with a friend of mine, who now wishes she would have read my original review on this...

The Emperor's Tomb has become My Temple of Doom Because I CAN’T STOP PLAYING IT!!!

Mon, 12 Apr 2004 16:53:00 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - FOREWARNING: Some of the instances of action I will describe below may seem as if they will be bloody and gory--they're not. While the action is quite fast-paced, somewhat violent, and very detailed and realistic, there's no real gore to speak...

Resident Evil Outbreak Just Breaks Wind

Fri, 2 Apr 2004 23:29:27 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - Up until now, I have loved every single game in the Resident Evil series, with exception of the two really bad first person games they came out with a few years ago, one of which was Resident Evil: Survivor. The typical Resident Evil...

The Secret Window Has a Dirty Little Secret of Its Own--Its 'Panefully Corny' Ending!

Fri, 2 Apr 2004 16:50:34 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - This review reveals major plot details but doesn't give away everything, nor does it give away the very, very, very “corny” ending. Johnny Depp is a fantastic actor. Stephen King is the "King of Horror." So I expected The Secret...

Dawn of the Dead Scared the Living Daylights Out of Me

Thu, 1 Apr 2004 16:04:17 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - Ok, one thing you should know from the get-go is that I have been watching and reading horror for over two decades and have been writing it for nearly as long. Virtually no horror/thriller books or movies scare me anymore. That's one reason I'm so...

28 Days Later Needed 28 More Bulbs, and Maybe $28,000 More in Budget

Wed, 31 Mar 2004 18:52:12 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - This review reveals major plot details about the film but does not give away the ending. Italicized paragraph headings are provided to help the reader locate and peruse specific points within the review. "Epinions" suggests comparing the film you're...

"Fear Dot Crap"

Sun, 26 Jan 2003 03:03:35 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - I know most of you probably saw the trailer for this movie, as my husband and I did. Oh, you remember: Seductive woman on a website screen asking, "Do you want to play with me?"; a little blonde girl dressed in white and bouncing a white ball; cool net...

Yes I like "I AM SAM," Yes I like it, Impressed Reviewer I am

Tue, 10 Sep 2002 00:49:44 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - I AM SAM sent chills down my spine, not because it was a thriller, but because it was a very realistically acted and thus emotionally provocative movie; it had me laughing and crying at the same time.

The makers of I AM SAM must have been...

The Calling of all Horror and Cult Film Fans

Mon, 9 Sep 2002 10:55:56 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - Did the conception of "Rosemary's Baby" induce from you at least a small cry of fear?

Did the horror of "The Exorcist" possess you?

Did the seemingly innocent child Antichrists in "The Omen" series and "Servants of Twilight" scare...

Hell's Gate: Just Plain Hell to Watch

Sun, 8 Sep 2002 15:01:39 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - Viewers, do not be fooled by this film's title. It has nothing to do with Hell, the Devil, Apocalypse, Good vs. Evil, or anything related. The only thing that's Hell about this movie is realizing you wasted your time and/or money watching it. In...

Dahm and Dahmer

Sat, 7 Sep 2002 17:37:49 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - For any of you who might not get the title of this review, it is a pun on the Jim Carey film of a few years ago, "Dumb and Dumber." While "Dahmer" is a little more scary than the Carey film, it has less plot and definitely is just as dumb.

I...

Hell Night: One Hell of a Horror Classic

Wed, 17 Jul 2002 14:23:14 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - Imagine yourself in this scenario. You’re a new student on a college campus who is not very rich or popular. A campus sorority chick approaches you and offers you clothes, a car, a place to stay, all in exchange for merely joining her co-ed...

Choose the Others: Other Movies That Is

Mon, 15 Jul 2002 19:48:25 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - First, I normally cringe at the thought of any movie that stars or costars Nicole Kidman. Besides her history of bad movies (to name a few "Dead Calm," "Days of Thunder," and "Eyes Wide Shut" [or was it "Legs Wide Open"?]), her diction is terrible, and...

Welcome to Fright Night: For Real

Mon, 15 Jul 2002 13:41:18 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author maceywuesthoff - "Fright Night" is the best vampire movie I've ever seen--period. It doesn't waste a lot of good scare space with sex scenes and ridiculous dreams-that-aren't real like some of its newer contemporaries ("ahem--Brahm Stoker's Dracula," for instance)...