Epinions Recent Reviews for ladycynic

Ben Malisow - 1001 Things to Do If You Dare: Things to do if you dare? Slam down five S.O.B's in five minutes or less...

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:50:40 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - Slam down five S.O.B's in five minutes or less you ask yourself? Well now, an S.O.B is the name of a real hardcore shooter, an alcoholic Beverage...I’ll add the recipe for this later, although please don’t ignore My warning on this one...

Wild Turkey - When is it okay to ask for a straight up Cock?

Tue, 15 May 2007 08:20:19 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - Most of you who've read my other liquor reviews, already know that I've never been a big fan of whiskey, too much of those icky shoe polish and rubbing alcohol flavors for my taste. However, I've decided that whiskey and bourbons are just too popular to...

Captain Morgan Rum Private Stock - Jolly Homos-Golden Showers? Sure this ain't a Sex Bar?

Sat, 4 Dec 2004 13:04:56 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - I've decided with this review, to compare the Captain Morgan Private Stock Spiced Rum to the Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum. This way, it may help you decide if you'd like to pay that extra six to seven bucks for the Private Stock...

Smirnoff Vodka 80 Proof - You no want Fuzzy Butt, how bout Crack Whore...Hmm?

Mon, 22 Nov 2004 09:29:22 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - When I started thinking about which liquor to review for my final spirits review for 2000, I was in a bit of a dilemma...I couldn't choose just one. So, I decided to go to the liquor store and grab whatever struck me at the time, whichever one seemed to...

Amaretto Di Amore Classico - A Chocolate Pussy? Why doesn't that sound appealing to me?

Wed, 10 Nov 2004 12:32:43 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - Even though it's a pansy thing in his eyes (and if you ever tell him I spilled this...I'll deny everything!), my husband has a passion for Orgasms (what man doesn't eh?...Heh Heh). Even though I've given this recipe before...let me remind...

Australia in the Raw? Why the hell would I wanna hang out over there naked?!

Tue, 25 May 2004 09:47:10 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - Yeah, yeah I know…Raw doesn’t mean "naked" here but dang it, I normally write liquor reviews and I just don’t have a drink name that fits for this one…sheesh Australia in the Raw, an eclectic collection of meandering...

High Times Magazine - I Like My Sauce Blissfully Spicy

Sun, 26 May 2002 10:51:20 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - I’m the type of cook who likes to play with herbs and spices. I like to experiment with new and unusual combinations just to see what new flavors I can get, and my spaghetti sauce is my favorite dish to experiment on. That being said, I...

Want a riding lawnmower?...Get pregnant! Gardening W/O

Sat, 18 May 2002 10:09:35 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - Just get pregnant you say? The answer to that is incredibly obvious, but we'll get to that a bit later. (smile)

Two years after we moved out here to the country, we decided that our little push mower was taking up way too much time to...

My toast to SMITHSWOODSIDE with A Bloated Bag Of Monkey Spunk

Fri, 5 Apr 2002 14:26:05 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - This write off is a toast to a very fine member of the Epinions community, SMITHSWOODSIDE AKA Peter Smith. There will be more on that subject at the end of this review, but first...let me tell you about one of my favorite Spirits.

One...

SCADS of info on making a Moose Piss with this whiskey!

Mon, 11 Feb 2002 15:22:22 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - I was invited to this write off, because I’m just so darn scadalicious. I know that’s why, I know that’s what Jim was thinking when he invited me. I consistently provide a scadicum of of helpful information to the site. My bar stories have scads of...

Mark...this bud's for you baby! Hard_To_Please Love fest!!

Sat, 8 Sep 2001 12:50:38 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - This review is part of the Hard_to_Please Love Fest, organized by diverpam, for our friend Mark (Hard_to_Please) who was recently diagnosed with advanced cancer. All funds raised this write-off will be donated to Mark to help defray some of his...

Medela Lactina...Machine gun jubblies, how did I miss those baby?

Fri, 27 Jul 2001 07:50:24 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - Okay...let's get to the boring-assed product stats before we get to the interesting part...LadyCynic's opinion!...ya'll never thought you'd see me over here did ya? Heh Heh

I have the Madela Lactina Select, on loan from the...

You don't want a Fuzzy Butt, how bout a Crack Whore?

Wed, 27 Dec 2000 17:28:20 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - When I started thinking about which liquor to review for my final spirits review for 2000, I was in a bit of a dilemma...I couldn't choose just one. So, I decided to go to the liquor store and grab whatever struck me at the time, whichever one seemed to...

Wanna know how to make a Leprechaun Cum?

Sat, 9 Dec 2000 15:23:42 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - Dr. McGillicuddy's Vanilla Schnapps wasn't a liqueur I had planned on reviewing. Not until something very interesting happened here at home that I just had to write about. Unfortunately, the item I really wanted to review isn't in the Epinions...

Sex In The Parking Lot, will eventually lead to Great Head!

Fri, 24 Nov 2000 17:58:55 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - DeKuyper Is famous for it's schnapps, well...for mass producing them anyway. So naturally, when I went looking for an apple schnapps to put in the party punch for my "let's just surprise myself cause no one else is gonna" birthday...

But ossifer...I swear I only had one shot...

Sat, 11 Nov 2000 21:00:03 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - Jagermeister is an herbal liqueur that has a reputation for calming stomach upsets, at least that's what I've heard. I can't say first hand that it actually calms an upset stomach, but I can say that it definitely will put an end to that...

When is it okay to ask for a straight up Cock?

Sun, 5 Nov 2000 18:33:05 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - Most of you who've read my other liquor reviews, already know that I've never been a big fan of whiskey, too much of those icky shoe polish and rubbing alcohol flavors for my taste. However, I've decided that whiskey and bourbons are just too popular to...

A Flaming Dick? Gee, sounds like that would hurt!

Sun, 15 Oct 2000 15:27:39 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - Knob Creek is a Kentucky straight bourbon whiskey, named for Abraham Lincoln's childhood home, and was developed to represent the way a good whiskey was before they started mass producing them. Even though this bourbon wasn't available until 1992,...

Great Balls Of Fire! Is this a GoldenCherry or Flaming Fart?

Fri, 6 Oct 2000 15:36:12 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - Now I'll be honest here, I'm not really all that fond of cinnamon...I'm much more partial to peppermint actually, but no matter....this won't stop me from giving you an honest review of Goldschlager. It just means I'll have my usual RumpleMinze...

Here's where relaxation takes on a new meaning for me...

Sat, 30 Sep 2000 09:34:08 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - Johnson's soothing vapor bath

I chose this product mainly, because it's been such a big help for me with the physical affect the stress has put on my body...yes, stress does wear you out physically. Now, you have to understand here, I...

Monte Alban worm..does it taste like chicken? Let's find out

Sat, 16 Sep 2000 18:23:10 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - First I have to tell you, I can't really give you any information on the history or how this liquor is made (what can I say...I like to drink liquor, not read about it...smile)...for that you can visit my good friend cmuir's review at the bottom...

Jolly Homos..Golden Showers? You sure this ain't a Sex Bar?

Sun, 3 Sep 2000 16:33:18 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - I've decided with this review, to compare the Captain Morgan Private Stock Spiced Rum to the Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum. This way, it may help you decide if you'd like to pay that extra six to seven bucks for the Private Stock...

Aleeze, Alizay...who cares how ya say it, it's damn good!

Wed, 23 Aug 2000 17:43:34 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - Okay, okay I know I'm early, I don't usually post until the weekend...but I do have a small explanation for you at the end of this review. Just let me get on with it before you give me a hard time okay? Sheesh...

Alizé is French...

After tasting Jack Daniels, LadyCynic gets vulgar...WHAT?!

Fri, 11 Aug 2000 16:55:38 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - No, really...WHAT?! What's so funny? Sheesh, and here I thought this was a new thing for me...Heh Heh

Okay, let me say first that I've never tried Jack Daniel's before today. I have this aversion to any alcohol that reminds me...

Will Sex in the Graveyard make you wanna have a Wet Dream?

Sat, 5 Aug 2000 14:13:49 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author ladycynic - I suppose it depends on your taste. Personally, it makes me wanna have a Purple Orgasm but hey...that's just me. (smile)

(yes, I will continue to use these drink names in my reviews...they're just too easy! Just thought I'd share...Heh...