Epinions Recent Reviews for infielderx

Blood Stained Payne

Mon, 8 Apr 2002 01:24:45 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - Just minutes ago, I finished the computer game Max Payne. It took me about 3 days of on and off playing, between work, sleep and television. I feel as if I just played the role of Dirty Harry, out to clean up the town all by himself. Unlike Callahan,...

The gAy Team

Tue, 26 Mar 2002 20:39:35 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - I will admit immediately: I have only known one homosexual in my lifetime that I considered a friend- A co-worker who is now a professional downhill mountain biker. I have lost touch with her since I moved to Canada, but I think about her often thanks...

100 Proof, Burn Proof, That Is

Wed, 20 Mar 2002 16:46:32 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - There are those among us who desire to surf the web, listen to .mp3's, have a game of Quake 3 minimized, AND burn a greatest hits cd all at once. Most of us are S.O.L., because most cd burners aren't capable of doing so without buffer-underruns galore...

Bloodless Coup

Wed, 20 Mar 2002 16:23:04 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - If the real world was like a computer game, the good guys would only need 1 man (or woman) to conquer thousands of bad guys. There would be powerups and health packs located around every corner, even in hostile territory. I suppose this person,...

Burn'em While You Can

Thu, 12 Apr 2001 23:01:37 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - As Napster faces it's dying days, we of the mp3 ilk must quickly download and burn our favorite songs before there's nothing left to download but polka tunes from a starving musician in Akron. While a lot of us have been able to download hundreds of...

Stupid People Climbing Rocks

Sun, 21 Jan 2001 22:18:32 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - I went into Vertical Limit expecting a visual sensation, seeing as how the film is set in the Himalayas, and the movie theater I went to boasts huge screens.

Oh, well.

I know there is only so much you can do as a cinematographer...

Cast Away: A Man, His Ball, & His Package

Tue, 26 Dec 2000 11:35:26 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes at Federal Express? Ever wonder who those people are that are so anal about time that they're always trying to shave minutes off delivery times? (probably the same people who put pizza delivery guys everywhere...

Rock'n, Roll'n, and Die'n: A Klipsch Nightmare

Sun, 17 Dec 2000 00:23:07 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - One might think that the only necessary upgrades in life are video cards, CPU's, and RAM. This is all well and good if you are satisfied with those Radio Shack-quality speakers that generally come with most store-bought computers.

For those...

A Black Ollie North, But With Brains

Sat, 16 Dec 2000 01:28:03 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - Never in the history of modern warfare has the "they told me to do it" excuse ever been viable. Hitler told his generals who told their subordinates to slaughter Jews. Those who were caught were prosecuted despite the fact that they were only...

My Death Should Be So Bizarre

Fri, 1 Dec 2000 16:01:18 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - If you're ever in a room, and the wind picks up bringing scattering leaves with it, you're about to die. This is how Death announces his arrival in one's life (or shall I say, the end of it), in "Final Destination". Don't expect to be as...

Women are From Venus, Men, the "Red Planet"

Thu, 23 Nov 2000 20:44:23 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - Now that I've seen "Red Planet", I feel no need to vacation on Mars. All those red rocks; I mean, how boring can you get? And it's not just the rocks, it's everything! Everything is red! The sky, the dirt, even the actors' faces. Somehow I...

Did You Fake Your Phantasm?

Tue, 21 Nov 2000 10:11:37 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - The Epinions blurb/summary of "Phantasm" pretty much gives you all you need to know about the film's plot. What it doesn't say, however, is the unique way in which it is delivered. Despite some comically bad acting, "Phantasm" is a...

My Dog Skip: Short and Fluffy

Tue, 7 Nov 2000 15:02:00 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - I rented "My Dog Skip" mainly out of curiosity, due to the fact that it's lead character stars in a quirky but cool television show called "Malcolm in the Middle". I wasn't sure of what to expect, having rented it without having...

Hurricane, Where Mike Tyson Should Be

Mon, 16 Oct 2000 14:49:02 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - It's funny how our legal system works. The people who deserve to be in prison are only there for a short while. The ones who don't spend their lives there. Keep this in mind when you see O.J. Simpson and Mike Tyson playing golf together on Pebble...

That's Some Pu*sy, Galore

Sun, 15 Oct 2000 01:11:38 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - The debate will continue until James Bond finally dies (and that will never happen): Who was the best best Bond? Moore, Connery, Dalton (nah), or Remington Steele, um, err, what's his name. In my opinion it's Connery, the guy who calmly pursues the...

Asus AGP-7700: You Got a Perty Mouth

Sat, 14 Oct 2000 19:43:58 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - After months of serious procrastination, I bought an Asus 7700 deluxe. I wanted to make use of Adobe Premiere 5, and play around with editing video. Problem was, I couldn't afford the high-end video capture cards that the professionals use. I wanted...

MicroStar MS 6167: A Lovin Spoonfull of Socket A Goodness

Wed, 4 Oct 2000 22:53:35 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - You know you're in trouble when you have perfectly acceptable framerates, graphics that are so crisp you could count the number of "dumb" brain cells in a George "Dub" Bush computer animation and your operating system boots up faster...

Logitech Wheel Mouse: Hey Earl! That Mouse Only Got 1 Eye!!

Thu, 28 Sep 2000 09:37:28 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - Wielders of toothpicks, lay down your arms. No longer shall dust gather and corrupt thou mouse movement on PamelaLee.com. No more skipping, No more cleaning, No more blowing out hideous crud! But beware, my friends, the eye sees, and it sees all. I...

"Friends" In Gangsterland

Tue, 26 Sep 2000 18:00:37 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - I've always found the entire cast of "Friends" to be a few notches lower on the food chain than the talent on "Seinfeld", as far as talent goes. Therefore, I inserted the tape of 9 Yards with a bit of concern.

Immediately...

Psycho, Insanely Stupid So Far

Tue, 19 Sep 2000 09:29:47 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - First of all, this is a work in progress. The further I get into this game, the more I'll update this review. Maybe I'll have something better, or even worse to say about it as time goes on. At the moment I'm halfway through the first episode...

Spedia: Totally Bogus and Un-Gnarly!

Fri, 8 Sep 2000 15:11:02 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - How the mighty have fallen...Once Alladvantage was king of the hill of pay-to-surf programs; consistently sending checks and accurately logging the time of those of us who used their paybar. Unfortunately, poor finances have caught up with them. The...

Anti-Climactic Sexual Fantasies

Tue, 5 Sep 2000 20:10:31 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - Seeing as how I'm writing the 458th review of this movie, I can almost assume everyone here knows the plot: A loser (Schneider) fishtank cleaner is routinely dumped by every chick in the book. While on a job, he is offered the chance to babysit for a...

Hercules 3D Prophet: So Much For The Voodoo That You Do

Tue, 5 Sep 2000 11:02:22 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - In the beginning, God said "Textures and high polygon counts are good"; Then he picked up a copy of Entertainment Weekly and forgot all about what's important in computer gaming (aside from gameplay, graphics) until 2,000 years later.

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Survivor: Surviving the Angst

Fri, 25 Aug 2000 23:10:06 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - Today's "Reward Challenge": If you can watch the final episode of "Survivor" without cringing during Sue's redneck speech, you win a pair of twigs and 3 matches.

Everyone and their dog (at least the ones who watch...

Pizza Pizza: This Ain't Little Caesar's! (and that's a shame)

Mon, 21 Aug 2000 22:52:15 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author infielderx - Anyone who has travelled to the great white north of Canada (or at least Ontario), has seen the orange and white logo of Pizza Pizza, the largest pizza chain in Canada. With several hundred locations (mainly in the Toronto area), Pizza Pizza has it's...