Epinions Recent Reviews for hotcandy

If you missed it at the last church social...

Fri, 5 Jul 2002 17:31:57 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - I'm sure I'll get a lot of negative feedback on the title alone. In my defense, I didn't create the title, I didn't roll the film, and I didn't even put the fil on epinions for review. But, if you need to get those last 15 do-gooder points for the free...

Cash in now while the masses are confused

Tue, 9 Oct 2001 20:55:00 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - My mother has no musical taste! It's a fact that she can't even deny. If you don't trust me, let me run down some of her "must have" albums over the past couple of decades.

Hall and Oates topped her charts for quite a few years. You know,...

Damn it, Hotcandy sez scrabble IS sex!

Thu, 4 Oct 2001 20:59:16 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - This is why I love epinions. Take an item that is deeply embedded and slap it up on the site so that we can all make an informed purchasing decision.

First off, if you've never heard or played scrabble before you probably fall into one of the...

This book doesn't fart around with PC Terms - Everyone Poops

Thu, 4 Oct 2001 00:28:54 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - Finally a book that is just like me - straight to the point and fun to look at.

In this PC world, it's nice to know that the author doesn't fart around with the job title. She just gives you the straight poop. She dumps it right out there...

Movie Message: People Die so you can stop being a prick

Mon, 1 Oct 2001 14:43:51 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - It’s been a while since I’ve watched a good movie. It’s not that Hollywood is slinging us some of the worse crapola they’ve slung in 20 years. And it’s not the fact that they can’t seem to produce a star bigger than Freddy Prince Jr. to take on a...

I could suck the creamy black head all night long

Tue, 25 Sep 2001 23:16:22 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - For those of you that know me and my sweet hot a*s*s, you know that I'm a bud drinker through and through. I never understood the concept of "trying new beers". When you find something you like, you buy it, drink it, and have a good time.

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Just rent Election - The character is the same with a better cast

Wed, 18 Jul 2001 00:17:09 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - Hmmm... a sexy young thing that is lip smacking on the outside and a brain to boot... it sounds like a hot little number that I know. Hot, its time to grab yourself Jonny Cockcren and start the lawsuits flying. Too bad this movie wasn't actually...

Watching her suck on Billy Bob's tongue on MTV was more entertaining

Thu, 21 Jun 2001 21:18:49 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - What is it about violence that makes it a danger to society when a man commits it, but makes it a valid plot line when you strap two grade A large cannons to chest built for scrambled eggs?

I'm ashamed to even admit that I went to see this...

Where's the smack and tickle

Sun, 18 Feb 2001 17:21:11 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - I was extremely disappointed by Jenna's outing in this little picture. Sure, I appreciated the high qualtity camel toe that was frequently displayed on the scene. Hey, when I'm in the moode, I love to look at beautiful woman prancing aroud the pool...

Who the hell is File13 and why does he exist?

Sat, 10 Feb 2001 21:19:34 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - This new Disney attitude is really starting to PPPPPISSS me off. I can't write a single GOD DAMNN thing without the f'ing editor telling me that Daffy Duck doesn't like the words that I'm saying and that Prince Charming would never thing off saying...

I moved your precise cheese, now hail my sweet hot ass!

Mon, 4 Dec 2000 12:43:44 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - This might be a little hard to handle for all my fans that hail to my sweet hot ass day in and day out - but your little sex kitten has entered the world of corporate America. Yup, it's true, I am in the world of suits and suit mentality. Don't fret, I...

For the love of all that is holy, let my ass in now!

Fri, 1 Dec 2000 18:21:28 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - Hot Damn! I feel like little Joelsamual after he learned that his evil parents have been lying to him about Santa Claus for 7 long years. Hang in there little dude, life only goes down hill from here. At least the Easter Bunny is real. Well, at least...

Ofoto Online Store: Finally, a site that truly appreciates my sweet hot ass

Tue, 21 Nov 2000 13:16:19 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - I am not a professional photographer, I just play one... ok, ok, I won't stoop that low. That would be the first sign that I was transmigrating into a member of the flock's body. I can't tell you how many times I've read the same damn line, "I'm...

Get out of the dark and take responsibility for your pet

Fri, 17 Nov 2000 15:08:28 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - Remember the good old days of flea and tick collars? No? Well I sure do. I would come home from school and Mom would be calling me to help her with the cat. I would walk around the corner and there would be Crack.

Don't ask me why, but...

A must for the up-and-coming cat in the hood

Thu, 16 Nov 2000 18:06:26 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - Why are all cats toys sold in these goofy ass designs? Every where you look there is another goofy looking product for cats. Litter mats are designed to look like a cat's paw. Brushes look like a cat. Hell, I’ve even see litter scoops that look like...

You put it in our fridge, why not in your litter box?

Sun, 12 Nov 2000 22:32:16 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - My man's mother had a cat when I first met my man. This cat was something else. I don't know if there was something wrong with him, if aliens abducted him when he was a kitten, or if he abused catnip, but he had a tiny little head. I'm not talking...

Is this a joke?

Sun, 12 Nov 2000 21:50:06 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - I ask you again, is this a joke? This product is absolutely terrible. Let me start from the beginning.

I was strolling through the local grocery store getting a few items I needed for a sexy evening with my man. Of course I picked up the...

Little Wilbur always keeps the seat up...

Sat, 11 Nov 2000 21:52:47 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - Damn, this is going to be another challenge. 100 words on a cat's shithouse? I mean, please, there are only so many things that you can say. Oh well, I'll give it a try.

Let me get off topic first. That always makes people happy. Why the...

With a folded up PlayCat, my cat walks to the litter box...

Sat, 11 Nov 2000 21:33:34 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - Talk about a challenge. This isn't the easiest category to find 100 words for. Hell, this isn't a car that has one hundred different options on it. We're talking about cat litter here. A cat walks into box, pinches a loaf, maybe tries to cover it,...

My cat lost his ISP connection and asked me to write this...

Sat, 11 Nov 2000 21:08:14 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - Isn’t it a little strange to review cat food? It's not like I've tried the stuff to be able to tell you if it is any good. Oh well, I'll translate for my baby.

My little puss-n-boots was never really that big of an eater. Of course, I'm...

Aku-Aku is closed!

Fri, 10 Nov 2000 15:53:42 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - Aku-Aku doesn't exist anymore on Alewife Parkway. From the looks of things, it hasn't been there for many years. Sure, it was a staple 15 years ago. But no wants bad chinese food anymore. It's easy to pop into chinatown anytime of the night and get a...

Holy Raw Sewage, Batman!

Fri, 10 Nov 2000 15:39:53 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - Talk about a quick turn around. I went out in the pouring rain about an hour and a half ago to meet some friends at the Barking crab. I walked down the street and over the bridge. I almost pulled a Mary Poppin's. The wind blew so hard that I felt...

There "No Dog on the Menu" policy has brought big changes

Tue, 7 Nov 2000 16:19:03 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - *** This is an Official Hotcandy Suck My Sweet Hot Ass If You Were Expecting More From Me Economy of Words Review ***

Taco Bell is the definition of what a fast food restaurant should be. The service is extremely fast. The food is...

Off! Skintastic is a product of folklore and tall tales.

Fri, 27 Oct 2000 14:06:05 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - ** This is an Official Hotcandy Economy of Words Review **

Off! Skintastic is a product of folklore and tall tales. In my community it was thought to repel every known best from the mosquitoes to flies to bill collectors to truant officers...

My tomboy daughter will never have to worry about scars.

Fri, 27 Oct 2000 13:33:54 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author hotcandy - ** This is an Official Hotcandy Extreme Economy of Words Review **

Neosporin is an over-the-counter antibiotic ointment used for minor cuts, scrapes, and burns. If your child is riding her tricycle in the backyard, falls off the bike,...