Epinions Recent Reviews for hirohito99

Psychovant's Halloween WO: A Review Almost As Bad As The Movie

Tue, 30 Oct 2001 02:13:50 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - Does anyone here remember those old Recess Peanut-butter Cups commercials where two retards would be walking down the street on opposite directions completely oblivious to their surroundings as they stuffed their faces with junk food? One fatty...

Don't You Go Crossing Over With John Edward: It's Embarrasing

Tue, 7 Aug 2001 02:29:50 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - I couldn’t believe it; John Edward had just singled me out of a crowd of about a hundred people and was now communicating with a love one from my life whom had recently passed on. I had been standing in the foyer of the Barnes and Nobel bookseller on...

On the Road to Pairis-(Roadiem write-off)

Sun, 5 Aug 2001 23:01:43 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - I am sure that I am the final entry into this write off. While I am sure I still have my reasones. My reasons are based in the arsenic waters of memory and respect. I remember Rodiem to this day and I respect what he would want to read from me...

A Bike This Good Does Not Even Ensure Ultimate Victory In Some Cases

Sun, 29 Jul 2001 18:03:47 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - Let me first start out this review by stating that the Special Olympics organization located in the town that I was residing in when I met the girl who was to become my wife is grossly corrupt and unfair. I know this pale and unfortunate fact due to a...

Showdown at the Starbucks Cafe

Sat, 20 Jan 2001 20:23:03 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - I pulled up into the local Starbucks of the town that was home to the corporate accounting farm that I was working the numbers for late at night. It had been a hard day of work herding the numbers back into balance on the cubical fields. My tailored...

The Yugo GV: A real workhorse!

Wed, 27 Dec 2000 17:38:48 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - Back in the early eighties I took a job working out on the oilrigs in west Texas. The work was hard and the days were long but the pay was good. On an average week, I could bring in anywhere from $400 to $500 dollars a paycheck not including overtime...

G.W. Bush Drinks Own Urine: Film at 11PM

Tue, 28 Nov 2000 01:32:10 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - Dick Cheeney stood staring straight ahead, mouth agape, eyes glassed over in shock as he watched, stunned by the horror unfolding before him. Moments before, he had been striding confidently down the hall of the Govenor’s mansion in Austin, Texas with...

Springer Write-off: Torn hair, torn shirts, contempt

Wed, 22 Nov 2000 17:07:57 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - Following is my submission to a write off I dreamed up a few weeks ago that would become known as THE SPRINGER WRITE OFF. The concept of this write off is as follows. A few members of a private egroup known as creativepinions.com would agree to have...

I knew Steve Irwin and you are no Steve Irwin!!!!

Wed, 15 Nov 2000 01:58:53 GMT
rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - “Crikey!” A familiar voice called out from beside me from the airport’s bank of payphones. “That’s one bloody huge plane mate.”

I had arrived at DFW airport early that morning on a red eye flight from New York, city. Having been scheduled...

It's the twin cities SMACK DOWN-Tickets on sale now.

Thu, 9 Nov 2000 00:35:41 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 -
Review Topic: Sights & Attractions

“It’s smack down time!” Jesse Ventura said ripping off his white oxford dress shirt and brushed quill slacks. Beneath the thin veneer that was his politician’s uniform, he wore a pair...

Maybe This is too Good a Phone: A Stalker Found Mine

Wed, 1 Nov 2000 23:40:14 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - The first call I ever received on my new Motorola StarTAC tri-mode cellular-phone was from a sweet old lady named Colleen. Hearing the pleasant chime that I had discriminately selected from the ten available on the phone, I retrieved it from my desk and...

Business class bad! Coach class.... you will die like a dog

Fri, 20 Oct 2000 00:28:15 GMT
rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - We had enjoyed a terrific weekend together! It had been a time in which the old wounds of youth had finally been heeled and also, a moment in which new bonds had been made. My wife had never met my friend from the state I lived in before. Likewise, he...

West Side Diner: A Break From The Bike

Tue, 17 Oct 2000 00:03:25 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 -

When I was in high school, I got into a pretty bad scene. My father was unemployed and my mother worked as a receptionist for a company that made scales. We were poor and my family had no money to lend to my wayward activities regarding teenage...

Seven Pizza's For Seven Samurai

Wed, 4 Oct 2000 22:41:19 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 -

My battle weary gang of Samurai outcast had been on the run for several months from the evil over-seer of the Western providence’s; Lord Murikami. Our sin was the brutal liberation of a village of peasants on the border of his southern most...

Genetically Altered Taco Bell Tacos? Get Rid Of Them

Wed, 27 Sep 2000 21:00:27 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - My horror began suddenly and without warning. Arriving home one evening from the local grocery store I threw my keys on the kitchen cabinet and proceeded to begin putting away my weekly harvest from Kroger’s. I dutifully put in their rightful places...

A Beer, A Pie, A Big Splash: How Satan Arived at My Soul.

Thu, 21 Sep 2000 23:40:53 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 -

I recently came to the conclusion that I should stay away from my best friend oxsteam’s house for a while. I arrived at this decision after, what was suppose to be a lunchtime beer party among old friends turned into a nasty two day orgy of...

A Honeymoon, A Rented Blazer, and 20 Silly Clowns... Dying

Tue, 5 Sep 2000 23:09:13 GMT
rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - “That’ll be thirty-five dollars and seventy-five cents.” I heard the weathered old lady at the counter say as I diverted my attention away from the circus flyer. We had stopped in some one horse town just outside of Black Mailbox New Mexico...

Don't Do What I Did... Unless You Use The F525

Thu, 31 Aug 2000 18:52:44 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - Not too long ago I found myself committing a terrible act. When it was all over and the dust had settled I realized that I made a decision that was irrational and violent. I had acted maliciously and foolishly. I had made the very same mistake that...

Age of a Tree in Question: Settle the Debate With Civility

Tue, 22 Aug 2000 18:29:54 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - The other day I was over at my best friend oxsteam's house sharing a few beers with him when I noticed something I hadn't noticed before. oxsteam had a butt-load of trees in his backyard. I mean, for Texas this yard had a bunch of trees...

Brains on a Crimson Road: A Public Safety Message from H99

Tue, 8 Aug 2000 01:45:00 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - The other day I was involved in a drunk driving accident. Fortunately I was not directly involved. No car collided with my car. It was a single fatality with no other injuries or automobile accidents included. A Miata had run into the guardrail of a...

Digging Holes After a Double murder is Easy With POWER SURGE

Wed, 26 Jul 2000 18:24:35 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - The other day I needed a shovel. This was not your standard everyday impulse purchase of a shovel mind you. I needed a shovel and I needed a shovel fast. I wanted to find a quality shovel. I wanted a shovel that had the capacity to let me dig a hole...

A Shakespreian mix of Comedy and Pethos

Mon, 24 Jul 2000 00:18:18 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - The obscured and fuliginous line between music and poetry has always been a narrow and interpretive one. With artist such as Busta Rhymes, Dr. Dre and now Eminem pushing that barrier to it’s fullest extent the works of Sylvia Plath and William Boroughs...

Sir Brushalot says "BRUSH OFTEN AND FIGHT THE CAVATRONS!"

Sun, 23 Jul 2000 21:16:41 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - There was a warm breeze blowing gently from the esophagus as the Cavatrons crept stealthily along the ridge of the tongue. They wore a look of malevolent determination upon their evil faces as they sneakily advanced upon Billy’s mouth towards their...

A good hoe like daddy's hoe is hard to find.

Tue, 18 Jul 2000 23:08:24 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - I got this hoe when my old hoe gave out on me. I went downtown to see if I could find me a good hoe in some places where I knew that there would be some hoes. I asked about each hoe I saw and my homeboy who works at Lowe’s Home Improvement told me that...

A Letter of Explanation From Marylin Manson

Mon, 17 Jul 2000 14:39:38 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author hirohito99 - Dear Epinions,

What’s up? Not too is much going on here. I’m just sitting around the studio waiting for my band’s stupid guitar player to get back from the restroom so we can play another song to record for our next album. Twiggy Ramierez...