Epinions Recent Reviews for gwumpysmurf

Sam Raimi's Drag Me to Hell

Wed, 3 Jun 2009 11:12:54 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - I was really excited when I heard that Sam Raimi, writer/director for the Evil Dead movies, also wrote and directed Drag Me to Hell. With this in mind, I went into the movie expecting a somewhat comical type of horror movie and that...

Butter Me Up

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:15:46 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - Moisture When it comes to moisturizing, Bath & Body Works takes the cake with their body cream and the Body Butter. Although a bit greasy at times, the Body Butter keeps my skin moisturized all day. I primarily use the Body Butter on my hands in the...

Oh, That's Right Baby, Squirt that Sticky Goo on my Face

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:13:42 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - I love trying all kinds of new products on my face, hell, who needs to look good? Okay me, but I am willing to take that chance. And take that chance I did with Freeman Cucumber Melon & Ginseng Facial Peel-Off. Application Okay, application was...

What the Hell is a Stuck Mojo?

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:12:08 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - If I had never met my boyfriend, I would have never heard of Stuck Mojo and I would have never heard any of the wonderful songs on Declaration of a Headhunter and you would not be sitting there reading this review right now. But fortunately for all of...

An Instant Cult Classic

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:23:08 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - I first heard about this movie about a week before it came out on the big screen when a friend of mine (who is a Sin City comic book fanatic) started to tell me about the movie and only minutes later the trailer came on TV. and I knew that it was a must...

Another Hour and a Half of My Life is Wasted

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:20:03 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - I've always had a fascination with movies about strippers and prostitutes. Slowly but surely I am starting to learn that there has never been and will never be a halfway decent movie on either of those subjects. Plot Okay, according to the box,...

Jump On In, The Water's Fine

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:09:35 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - I am a complete Bath & Body Works junkie. Their semi-annual sale is one of my biggest weaknesses and I have way more lotions and body sprays than I could ever physically possibly use. I love the classic Pleasures line, it is the oldest and best line that...

My Hair Feels Like Heaven to Touch

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:06:43 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - Even when I was a kid I remember always sneaking around to use my mom's Biolage shampoo and conditioner. It seems funny now because my mom used to have short, curly hair that was never dry, but my hair has always been long, dry, and damaged and we've...

SuicideGirls: Current thoughts on Suicide Girls: I LOVE IT.

Fri, 4 Jan 2008 16:38:53 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - The first time I ever stumbled across suicidegirls.com was about five years ago while browsing around on the band Hole's website. From the first sight I was blown away and since that day I have wanted to be part of the Suicide Girls universe...

Come Kiss My Rosy Lips

Fri, 4 Jan 2008 16:14:22 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - C.O. Bigelow is an apothecary company that began in 1838 making it the oldest apothecary in America. C.O. Bigelow products were only available through the company until recently, now the C.O. Bigelow line can be found at your local Bath & Body Works...

Where Oh Where Have My Bubbles Gone?

Fri, 4 Jan 2008 16:10:36 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - Once again Bath & Body Works has left me unimpressed. Usually they do a great job, but I guess everyone has to have a bad day once in a while. If I want a bubble bath I usually expect there to be bubbles, especially when it costs as much as Bath & Body...

What's More Important, Love or Money?

Sat, 20 May 2006 23:29:54 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - I hate tennis and I hated W
imbledon
so I'm not really sure why I decided to give another tennis movie a chance, but I did and I am glad I did. PlotChris Wilton, a Scottish former tennis player,...

Will the World Ever Be Clean & Clear of Blackheads?

Thu, 21 Jul 2005 12:09:09 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - Blackheads are really nasty and I've went to all kinds of measures to get rid of mine. Big surprise, Clean & Clear Blackhead Clearing Astringent didn't work, just like everything else I have ever tried. In fact, I noticed that it is almost...

Blacksburg, Virginia: Blacksburg :: Home of the Virginia Tech Hokies

Thu, 30 Dec 2004 22:10:41 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - Now that the Virginia Tech Hokies have become the ACC champions, Blacksburg is really on the map. Blacksburg is located near Roanoke, Virginia in the south-western part of Virginia. Blacksburg is best known as the home of the Virginia Tech Hokies...

Chap Stick::A Name You Know You Can Trust

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 22:35:45 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - Whether it is the blistering heat of summer or the freezing cold of winter, you should always have Chap Stick Lip Moisturizer by your side. It has SPF 15 so not only does it help fix damage already done to your lips, it also helps prevent...

Memorex 3202-4751 80 Minute Black CD-Rs (JE-3202-4751) Media: Memorex CD-Rs::Black Gold

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 14:45:48 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - I love download music and copying my boyfriends CDs. Finally when the day came that he would not let me use his anymore, I had to journey in to the ever-dreaded Wal Mart to buy some CD-Rs. I looked around, they all just looked like blank disks to...

The Write Stuff for the Business Elite

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 13:04:23 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - Back in May 2004 when I started a new office job, I was told by the woman who was leaving that I could order whatever office supplies I wanted. I am such a sucker for office supplies; I was so thrilled that I could get all the best pens and other...

It's a Family Thing, I Guess You Know

Tue, 14 Dec 2004 14:36:48 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - The Family Values Tour '98 CD is the only CD that I have ever had stolen from me (on purpose anyway). The first time someone stole this CD was not quite a year I bought it, when I finally replaced it, the replacement was stolen within a month...

A Picture Says a Thousand Words

Sun, 12 Dec 2004 22:51:21 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - I am an avid photographer and always have been. I have a digital camera, a SLR camera, and various other cameras, but my hands down camera of choice is the Kodak FunFlash 35. The CameraThe Kodak FunFlash 35 is an...

Gel vs. Oil :: Much Less Mess

Sun, 12 Dec 2004 20:48:09 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - Since I do not have a baby, I am not really sure why people buy baby oil to put on their kids. I just do not see the point. Personally I would go for regular Johnson and Johnson lotion. I know, however, know why I have been using baby oil as...

Mr. Bubble :: Bubbles of Fun :: LnM3

Sun, 12 Dec 2004 13:36:23 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - Yes you would think that I would have grown out of my kids bubble bath phase, but I do not think that it will ever actually happen. Everyone loves a nice long hot bubble bath, so what is the point in going out and buying fancy name brand bubble baths...

A Delightful Dessert for Your Lips

Thu, 2 Dec 2004 10:40:10 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - "European confections for beauty and body."-Bath and Body Works website I must say that the Europeans know their lip gloss. Bath and Body Works have come out with a new line called Tutti Dolci just in time for Christmas. At $10 a 0.5...

Marilyn Always Gets the Fuzzy End of the Lollypop

Wed, 1 Dec 2004 13:24:20 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - I have always loved Marilyn Monroe. She is a pop culture icon and one of the most beautiful women who ever lived. I wanted to grow up and be glamorous like Marilyn and to be adored by all for decades to come just like Marilyn. Up until about a week...

Christiansburg, Virginia: Christiansburg, Virginia :: My Hometown

Thu, 18 Nov 2004 12:06:38 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - Location Christiansburg is located in the south western part of Virginia in Montgomery County. It is pretty much an insignificant hole in the ground. If it were not for B
lacksburg
(home of the Virginia...

RIP My Poor Little Contour-A Tribute

Fri, 5 Nov 2004 11:26:06 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author gwumpysmurf - When I say "was" and "RIP" I just want to let you know before hand that this was a freak accident (according the mechanics) and was not because the car is poor quality. I bought my 96 Ford Contour off of my mom about a month after I...