© 1999-2009 Shopping.com, Inc. This feed is subject to our terms of use: http://www.epinions.com/help/rss_terms http://www.epinions.com/user-forrest_rice Recent reviews written by member forrest_rice en-us 121 37 http://www.epinions.com/ http://img.epinions.com/images/epi_images/logos/epinions_121.gif http://www.epinions.com/content_223111712388?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - (from my review at mst3kreview.com) Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders is a fine satire on stupid people. If it was intended for that...I'll check back with you. The story starts out with the worst child actor in history watching a violent... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~223111712388 Fri, 10 Mar 2006 22:26:27 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_223111712388?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_223110729348?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - (Taken from my review on mst3kreview.com) What a wonderful movie! A triumph of the human spirit! What a fantastic, joyous affirmation of life! (Or is it just a really, really crappy movie?) This delightful, three star (according to Leonard Maltin,... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~223110729348 Fri, 10 Mar 2006 22:09:54 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_223110729348?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_223108173444?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - Holy crap! This movie is totally insane. If this was meant to be Godzilla's last movie, then they sure packed everything they could into it - it's almost as if they just crammed every Godzilla movie together to create one of the most wacked out and... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~223108173444 Fri, 10 Mar 2006 21:48:11 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_223108173444?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_223106535044?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - WARNING! SPOILERS! (like you care anyway?) This is, without the slightest doubt, the worst Godzilla movie ever made. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse than Godzilla vs. Gigan or Godzilla vs. Megalon, Godzilla's... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~223106535044 Fri, 10 Mar 2006 21:17:35 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_223106535044?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_222617964164?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - SPOILER WARNING! (taken from my MST3K Review review) This movie stars the ultra B-movie actor, Joe Estevez, Martine Sheen's brother. Martin Sheen has more films than anyone in the market, Charlie Sheen has the hottest of the hot for a wife in... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~222617964164 Mon, 6 Mar 2006 08:29:11 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_222617964164?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_222617833092?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - (Taken from my MST3K Review) Of course this, as we all know is one of the absolute worst movies ever made. BUT, it isn't the worst movie of all time. If you were to pull out a list of the top five worst films ever made, in fifth place, you might have... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~222617833092 Mon, 6 Mar 2006 08:17:35 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_222617833092?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_222617505412?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - (Taken from my MST3K Review review) It's E.T. meets The Evil Dead in my favorite bad movie on Mystery Science Theater 3000: Pod People!. Reading mythology expert Joseph Campbell's Hero With A Thousand Faces, Campbell... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~222617505412 Mon, 6 Mar 2006 08:07:08 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_222617505412?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_222617374340?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - WARNING: Spoilers! There are some people out there that love Stephen King. They love his stories, his characters, his ideas, his romanticism, his horror - then there are some that think he's a lucky hack, a mediocre writer at best. However, there are... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~222617374340 Mon, 6 Mar 2006 07:53:23 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_222617374340?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_220441448068?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - A while back, I wrote a review for Barry Lyndon here that basically was the same as almost everyone else's review here. Pros being: beautiful to look at and great atmosphere, while cons were: cold, boring and slow. Upon viewing Barry... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~220441448068 Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:40:32 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_220441448068?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_190620339844?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - Don't wanna be a Green Day idiot Don't wanna write a piece of sh*t And can you hear the decline of music Green Day you make me sick Welcome to a new kind of tension Run by the MTV station Everything isn't meant to be secular Music Television... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~190620339844 Thu, 21 Jul 2005 21:08:55 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_190620339844?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_154433523332?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - How can anyone defend this monstrosity? People say that as a sequel to "2001: a Space Odyssey" it's not that great, but on it's own it's very good. I am sure this is untrue, and I have no idea why anyone can't see that. First of all, you will greatly... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~154433523332 Sun, 5 Sep 2004 02:46:09 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_154433523332?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_149946470020?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - *SPOILERS! Don't say I didn't warn you* M. Night needs to try something different. When your career is built upon films that always have spooky ideas (like ghosts, aliens or monsters), and they always have a surprise twist, the films are going to get... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~149946470020 Sun, 1 Aug 2004 05:29:03 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_149946470020?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_147806260868?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - I one day want to make a film to call my own. I want it to move the world. I want it to make people look at society differently. I want it to make people think about it days after viewing it. It would be my vision, my work of art- But, with filmmaking... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~147806260868 Thu, 15 Jul 2004 05:46:46 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_147806260868?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_147594907268?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - This Review Has Been Updated From its original version. It has been formatted to fit your screen. Premise- The Earth is invaded by an alien race. This alien race goes from planet to planet taking up all the resources they need, and then they move on... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~147594907268 Tue, 13 Jul 2004 22:29:45 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_147594907268?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_147578719876?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - Roland Emmerich, the ultimate hit and miss director of all time. Perhaps Ed Wood with a big budget? Now, I almost feel bad to give this film a negative review. I like Roland Emmerich as a person, and he's always managed to make entertaining, though... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~147578719876 Tue, 13 Jul 2004 19:13:47 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_147578719876?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_147510496900?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - The original Amadeus is easily one of my favorite films ever made. My brother once had to do a biography for Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for school, and so, my mother urged him to rent Amadeus to give him a good understanding on Mozart's life... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~147510496900 Tue, 13 Jul 2004 03:26:21 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_147510496900?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_121711332996?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - Premise- This story of Godzilla, everyone's favorite nuclear-waste dinosaur, is supposed to be a sequel to the original Godzilla film, Gojira (the American title was Godzilla: King of the Monsters). This new film is pretending that... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~121711332996 Tue, 13 Jul 2004 01:24:11 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_121711332996?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_147498700420?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - This review has been updated. Premise- Alan Grant, of the original Jurassic Park wants to fund his dig. So a guy named Paul Kirby says he will fund his dig if Grant would take an areal tour of Isla Sorna with him and his wife. Then stuff happens. Then... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~147498700420 Tue, 13 Jul 2004 00:23:47 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_147498700420?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_147062623876?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - Spiderman 2 starts right where the first one leaves off. Peter Parkeris having trouble at school, his job and, well, his life. His life sucks because he has dedicated his personal time to fighting crime. So, one day, he decided to throw out his... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~147062623876 Fri, 9 Jul 2004 21:01:47 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_147062623876?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_128561811076?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - A Warning to the Wise (I want to make something clear. Though I'm giving this 1 STAR, please understand that I am reviewing the movie itself. Anything with Mystery Science Theater 3000 written on it is worth buying. SO buy this now!!!!, but my... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~128561811076 Tue, 3 Feb 2004 23:45:11 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_128561811076?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_127850745476?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - Premise- There is a man named Coleman Francis. He's evil, and I hope he knows that. His movies are pure pain. At least Ed Wood's films, while in no way good movies, were a lot of campy fun. Coleman Francis however loves pain. He loves to drive... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~127850745476 Wed, 28 Jan 2004 21:51:00 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_127850745476?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_127585586820?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - Premise- A couple on vacation...wait. Were they on vacation? I think they were. Okay, so a couple on vacation, and their daughter and a poodle, are trying to find the valley lodge. I think. But they are lost, and so they do what any family would... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~127585586820 Mon, 26 Jan 2004 21:27:03 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_127585586820?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_121357831812?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - Premise- Chucky's back! Again...yes...again. This time, his old girlfriend, Tiffany, has brought him back to life, and to make a long story short, she becomes a doll, they get married, and Chucky dies...the end. Review- The first was a... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~121357831812 Fri, 12 Dec 2003 21:26:35 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_121357831812?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_121123081860?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - Premise- Tom Cruise stars as a frontier captain that's down on his life. So he tries to sell new Winchester rifles by shooting at people. He is recruited by the Emperor of Japan to fight against the rebellion of samurais. So Cruise trains the... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~121123081860 Sun, 7 Dec 2003 22:23:09 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_121123081860?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_116924976772?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author forrest_rice - Note- Star Wars has many editions, and even though the product of which I am reviewing is in the edition as is: Special Edition, I will speak of all the editions and differences. Before I Start The Review- Note that the original tr... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~116924976772 Sat, 1 Nov 2003 20:18:13 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_116924976772?linkin_id=8003929