Epinions Recent Reviews for ericgreene

Just beat it. Ewww Michael, not like that!

Fri, 19 Jan 2001 12:10:05 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - We have this record store in Medina called “The Record Exchange”. Perhaps the best thing about it is the fact that it hasn’t completely forgotten its roots from years ago. That’s right … they still do sell records. Mixed in with used DVDs and CDs,...

The back of my mind: “You like it, don’t you?" Me: Shut up!!

Mon, 8 Jan 2001 12:05:29 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - I hate boy bands. I do. I really, really do. In fact, I don’t even like the name “boy band”. This genre implies that the all-male pop groups of today are considered to be at the same level as, say, The Beatles or The Beach Boys. When I hear “The...

Oh great, now I have guilt...

Sun, 7 Jan 2001 21:34:16 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - It was the year 1995 and Playstation had just been released. All around us technical innovations were astounding the young and old alike. Windows 95 brought the PC to the common man and Internet sites, that are today house hold names, were just...

Mexican by name, American by design.

Sat, 6 Jan 2001 23:27:23 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - MMM… sink your teeth into that warm young donkey. “What are you talking about?” you ask … has Eric gone crazy? Well, perhaps I should have ended that sentence in Spanish. You see, young donkey is the word “Burrito” translated into English...

Jacobs Field - A change of fate: April 4, 1994

Thu, 4 Jan 2001 21:09:13 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - Few structures around the world have been as influential to a city as Cleveland’s own Jacobs Field. It marked the end of disappointment … a new stadium in 1994 was just what the Indians needed to break out of their decade(s)-long loosing streak and...

Sony PlayStation 2 Slimline Console: AHH! MY PLAYSTATION'S ON FIRE! Tech Support Info for PS2.

Thu, 4 Jan 2001 00:34:09 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - The following story is completely based on fact. Some of the names and ages of the parties involved have been changed … to protect the innocent. Watch and see what happened to young Eri … I mean Billy on one fateful Christmas day.

“Wow...

Predicting Predictability.

Mon, 1 Jan 2001 21:56:02 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - Say what you will, the first time I saw “Scream” I was scared out of my mind. Keep in mind that I was a youngen’ at the time … what was that? Like 4 or 5 years ago? Anyway … the other two "Scream"s and the “I Know What You Did Last Summer”...

Just what I want to see … Michael Jackson’s bare chest …

Sun, 31 Dec 2000 22:16:37 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - It was 1995 and Michael Jackson was battling with the press and himself. There were ongoing reports in the media and tabloids that this “freak” had turned into nothing but a pedophile. His marriage to Lisa Marie Presley was though of as a double-edged...

Put down your deuce deuce and relax to sound of a legacy.

Sun, 31 Dec 2000 00:30:00 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - We all have those kinds of days. Your car won't start for ten minutes so you have to speed to work in order to make it on time. On your way you see your buddy who jumps into your car with an AK47 strapped to his waist. Suddenly you see blue and red...

If I didn't have this game yet I would be maddened.

Fri, 29 Dec 2000 23:10:07 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - It is the twilight of Eric Greene's 24-year NFL career. At 45 years old he is a balding man … but he wants to show the world one last time what it means to be in awe. In a crazy move the coach has placed Eric in for the last minute of the Super Bowl …...

Wanna get high? This is the game for you.

Fri, 29 Dec 2000 13:30:02 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - Do you ever look up at the sky and wonder? Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night and been disappointed that you really weren't flying through the air? As the game informs you before your first adventure…

This game is "for...

Sony Vertical Stand PS2: Keep your hardware standing straight up all night long…

Tue, 26 Dec 2000 11:23:41 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - "You have a Playstation 2?" I know it's hard to believe, but Eric was one of the few lucky kids who found this gift under the tree for Christmas 2000. I had been asking mommy and daddy for this wonderful piece of hardware for months … with a...

Now, exactly why do you want to rent a barrel?

Sun, 24 Dec 2000 16:38:26 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - You can’t help but wonder if it is possible to ride the falls in a barrel as you watch the IMAX “Niagara” film on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls. Sure, there would be a good chance you would die ... but to be able to say “My name is Eric Greene and...

If I wanted Powerwheels I would go back to kindergarten...

Sun, 24 Dec 2000 00:48:33 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - Remember Powerwheels? Those little cars for kids that were popular during the 80’s? They went up to around 4mph and had amazingly slow acceleration so that little children were not thrown from the vehicle. They also had a tendency to flip if...

"Mom! Dad! David is playing with his balls again..."

Fri, 22 Dec 2000 16:20:34 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - I would yell to my parents every time Bowie pulled out his balls.

Yes, in the movie “The Labyrinth” David has a way of making his balls mesmerize any audience. Oh … what a sick mind you have! Of course I am referring to the crystal...

Only A legend? The Best of Bob Marley.

Thu, 21 Dec 2000 23:18:13 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - "Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold..." - Bob Marley, Zion Train

I never thought of myself as a Reggae person … but it turns out that I am grass roots. I’m a white guy … and...

Archived Web Services Reviews: Mp3.com … a cesspool of starving artists.

Wed, 20 Dec 2000 18:53:08 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - Note: This review was originally posted in the “Up and Coming DJs” section. Due to popular demand it was re-posted in the Site Reviews area (there is no section for reviewing mp3.com specifically) December 20, 2000. I also have added additional...

AOL 6.0 ~ The good, the bad, the ugly.

Wed, 20 Dec 2000 00:29:27 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - I love the reaction I get from people when I inform them that I am a user of America Online. “Oh my god!” some blurt out … others look at me funny and never speak to me again … and some … of my “less philosophical” friends say “Sweet man, me too! Do...

The latest and greatest in snow relocation! ... a shovel.

Mon, 18 Dec 2000 12:27:19 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - There is a song that eats into the very depths of my soul durring winter. It is sung like a ritual to the snow gods welcoming their painful wrath.

“Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful. And since we've no...

"Electric sex gleaming in the window..."

Sun, 17 Dec 2000 18:18:31 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - There are those great movies, every decade or so … that everyone loves. They are the kind of movies that you can bring to a party and everyone will hurry you to “put it in!” They are priceless films. The 80’s had more than its share of these kinds of...

Archived Web Services Reviews: Christmas Sale: 50% Less Joy! Sterlingtreefarm.com

Sat, 16 Dec 2000 20:02:52 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - One of the many joys of Christmas for me over the years has been the process of picking a Christmas tree. Normally the ritual begins by driving all over town (and county) with one destination in mind. The perfect Christmas tree farm. This farm...

Equal discrimination. Isn’t that a beautiful idea to ponder?

Wed, 13 Dec 2000 18:54:33 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - Mad TV doesn’t choose sides. If you are white, black, rich, poor, Hispanic, Asian or a homosexual … Mad TV will rip you to pieces … and you will catch yourself laughing along. Mad TV is not a children’s show by any stretch of the imagination and it is...

Archived Web Services Reviews: The ultimate complex is put to rest... www.amihotornot.com

Wed, 13 Dec 2000 00:07:56 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - You get up in the morning, take a shower so you don’t smell, brush your teeth so they ain’t stankin and carefully select clothes for the next day, hoping all the while that the choices you make will appeal to others. Sure, you don’t want to admit...

What a great game … for an arcade … in 1994…

Sun, 10 Dec 2000 23:41:13 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - There was one game at the bowling lanes that was never free. The NEO-GEO wrestling was never in use; the NHL 1993 playoff pinball game was gathering dust, but the Cruise n’ USA car racing game had a line as far as the eye could see for a chance to play...

Ohio: The heart of it all…

Sat, 9 Dec 2000 23:49:19 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ericgreene - Ohio … at first glance this state doesn’t seem to have much to offer. When a bit of investigation is done however, you will find that this is a state that has something for everyone. From the high-rise buildings of Cleveland, Columbus and Cincinnati to...