Epinions Recent Reviews for dantesguide

Poor Guy Didn't Get Vaseline

Wed, 9 Jan 2002 06:59:00 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - Warning!: The following review is on a book that contains material that may be highly offensive to some. I have included some of that material in this review. To leave it out would be an injustice to the potential buyer. If you are easily offended...

Martian Nickel Review 2: What a Friend We Have in Issus!

Wed, 26 Dec 2001 20:22:40 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - The story so far...

John Carter is in trouble again!!! Surprise surprise!! He has returned to Mars, and now finds himself in The Valley of Dor next to the river Iss. You may wonder what's wrong with that? I'll...

This Dish Smells Like Fish!!!

Tue, 2 Oct 2001 22:38:26 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - "Watch what you wish for, you just may get it". We've all heard that old cliche. We've also heard "Don't bite more than you can chew". As much as we may hate to hear these old sayings, we must admit they do contain bits of wisdom. We must...

I Laughed So Hard I Gave Birth!!!(w/o)

Fri, 7 Sep 2001 19:58:05 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - I have a confession to make to everyone. One of my all time favorite movies is a "Tear Jerker". No, it wasn't that movie about Rocky Dennis and his biker mom that loves to smash up all the dishes. It isn't even "Old Yeller" or "American...

These Phonies Just Kill Me!!!

Thu, 30 Aug 2001 21:47:26 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - Warning:The following review contains SOME coarse language to give the reader a better understanding of how this book actually reads. I am doing this because I want the potential buyer of this book to have a full understanding of what he is...

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Mon, 27 Aug 2001 23:56:08 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - Warning: The following review gives away some of the plot and details to this classic children's story. However, if you have never read, or seen this story on film, your name is probably Tweedledum, or contrariwise Tweedledee, and you live in the...

Eternity On Tape(Kill Me Now W/O)

Fri, 10 Aug 2001 21:42:48 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - Plot Details: You really don't want to know.

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Well my friend I made here is now my enemy. She has...

HiHo! HiHo! Back In The Womb He Goes!

Tue, 31 Jul 2001 22:31:32 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - The following review contains material some may find offensive. I didn't write the book, so don't blame me. You have been forewarned. So if you are offended,please don't leave stupid comments putting me down. You were warned and read it anyways...

I Have Been Converted!!

Sun, 8 Jul 2001 18:10:56 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - What the hell did I get myself into!?! That was my first thought after agreeing to participate in MattA75 and JennJoy's "Show Me Yours and I'll Show You Mine write-off. 40 reviewers were randomly paired off to give each other a...

Rascal Tom Sawyer is Full of Controversy

Fri, 6 Jul 2001 01:48:47 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - "A modern day warrior... Ooooops! I thought this was the section for the song "Tom Sawyer" by RUSH. Hehe, sorry about that. I see now that it is for that Mark Twain classic "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer". You all...

Anthrax Can Itch So Goooooood!

Sun, 17 Jun 2001 09:11:48 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - In the mid 1980’s the San Francisco Bay Area was home to many of metals hot new bands. Metallica, Megadeth, Testament, and Exodus were grabbing the entire spotlight. It was only natural that the East Coast responded with it’s own form of insanity in the...

Who In Hell Is Dante's Guide?

Sat, 9 Jun 2001 08:06:39 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - Woe is me! Oh, woe is me! Poor old Dante has himself in a pickle. He is lost and has just spent the night in the woods. Dante awakes and sees a path on a hill leading to the light. Is all okay at this point? No! There are three beasts blocking...

Made my ears bleed, and I loved it!!

Tue, 5 Jun 2001 08:35:12 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - Pave the grand path!! A metal band!! My first metal review in a long time! I proudly present to you “Motorhead! No other band, besides Black Sabbath, helped to mold metal into what it is today than Motorhead. This album came out in 1982,...

I had to repo my soul (write off)

Sun, 3 Jun 2001 09:04:03 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - Have you ever told your kids not to do what they see in movies or TV? If you are a parent, of course you have. They will tell you that they are fine, and know better than being influenced by what they see. Do not believe it for a minute! I am here to...

I Would Be Humble Too

Thu, 31 May 2001 08:49:13 GMT
rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - Have you ever had that experience of telling yourself “I can’t believe I used to love this”? Something out there, it could be any little thing, used to seem so great and now you hang your head over how bad it really was? I just had one of those...

Mighty,Mighty Big Hair!!!!

Sat, 26 May 2001 08:27:57 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - Sit back and let me take you back in time. Relax your mind and delve deep. You are going back, back, back… Stop!!! What the heck are you doing? Too far back!!! Move up, up… There you are!!! 1983!!! Remember those cheesy checkerboard VANS...

Oh my God!! They kill plenty!!!

Sat, 19 May 2001 08:14:58 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - Warning!! The following review contains material some may find offensive!!

South Park Volume 1 is a great way to start off your South Park collection. This volume contains the first 2 episodes of this sick and twisted cartoon...

From Claud To God

Sat, 12 May 2001 22:14:52 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - This is part 2 to Robert Graves' Classic "I, Claudius". In the first book, we are introduced to a most pathetic creature, with a terribly long name. Let me introduce Tiberius Claudius Drusus Nero Germanicus. To keep matters simple, he is...

Bon Voyage!!

Sat, 28 Apr 2001 09:56:21 GMT
rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - AC/DC is one of the greatest bands to ever hit Rock music. They are also arguably the greatest Rock band to ever come out of Australia. Last year they were nominated to the "Rock and Roll Hall of Fame". Unfortunately, they were not voted in as...

History Made Entertaining!!!

Fri, 13 Apr 2001 08:34:35 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - Imagine yourself born to the most powerful family in the world. Your grandfather by marriage is the great Augustus Caesar, later made a major god by your countrymen. Your father and your uncle are the greatest generals your nation has ever known. Your...

Ammunition to help your epinion

Thu, 5 Apr 2001 03:46:26 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - Are you tired of somewhat helpful and helpful ratings? Do you want to know how to improve your writing skills to a collegiate level? There is a perfect book out there to help. THE BRIEF HOLT HANDBOOK is a writers dream. This book will show you all you...

Number of The Beast? 3 or 4!

Sun, 1 Apr 2001 05:05:04 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - In the 1stplace, I would like to say kudos! to Hawgwyld!

I promised to review all Maidens albums and, will do so. I do recommend reading his review also, as he is very accurate about Steve Harrises bass work. Maidens' music is bass centered and,...

A Must Have For Any Metal Fan

Tue, 20 Mar 2001 08:51:12 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - This album is not only Iron Maidens best, it is one of the greatest Heavy Metal albums of all time. I am a music fan of almost( still trying to like country) all tastes, and would go to the point of saying, even if metal is not your favorite music, if...

Start Your Maiden Voyage!

Sat, 17 Mar 2001 09:56:22 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - This well done live album is Iron Maidens"best" live album.Live afterDeath will also introduce you to the songs and albums at Iron Maidens peak. If you are new to Iron Maiden, I highly recommend this as your 1st Maiden Voyage.

This live album...

Who Gave This 4 Stars?

Sat, 17 Mar 2001 05:44:34 GMT
rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author dantesguide - I just happened to see this album with 4 stars on the metal list. Looking further I see it had one member rating it but, no review was given. I am guessing one of this sorry bands members gave it the 4 stars. Do not pursue this album, you will waste 3$...