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Palmolive Dish Wipes - Original or Lemon: My Cat Foams at the Mouth

Sat, 29 May 2004 22:44:20 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - Does your cat do this? Every night while we sleep, our cat jumps up onto the sink, steals the wet dishwashing sponge, and then makes off with it. We find it in the morning underneath one of our desks, or in the middle of the floor, wet spots and a...

One Man's Trash...

Thu, 12 Sep 2002 18:20:57 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - ...becomes Hideki's treasure. Hideki (pronounced he-day-key) bemoans his fate when his parents pack him off to Tokyo to attend cram school. Not only does he have to study until he drops, but his parents cut off his allowance as well! With the kind of...

Woman Gives Birth to Tentacled Baby in Jersey Traffic

Wed, 5 Dec 2001 02:10:40 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - Welcome to a world where diamonds are worthless, supermarket tabloids are more accurate than the "New York Times" and at any given moment, destruction of the entire planet is inevitable.

Welcome to Earth.

NYPD officer James Edwards...

"Don't get too close."

Sat, 30 Jun 2001 18:24:27 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - Sadly enough, sage advice proffered by Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski (Bruce Willis) to aspiring contract killer Jill(Amanda Peet) can apply just as easily to the audience and this movie: "Don't get too close." No really, you might catch something. Like...

Final My Fanny [Squaresoft W/O]

Mon, 25 Jun 2001 17:37:22 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - This is part of the Squaresoft Write-Off hosted by Xeno3998. Check out the rest of the participants: Rader6795, Y2JMcDohl, Kanga14, Trackgrrl, Crazy 3237, Guile176, Mike_Bracken, Sephiroth2000, WretchedPyro, Shampoo-Girl, Jeremy1456, Kenshin-Guy,...

Taking the Plunge

Fri, 22 Jun 2001 01:13:47 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - If you do not like anecdotes, skip ahead until I tell you to stop.

Curses on Summer and curses on Summer blockbusters. After two states, three theaters and three showings, I walked away from Pearl Harbor with two feelings: quiet...

An RPG With Training Wheels

Wed, 20 Jun 2001 02:42:44 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - Legend of Mana had two strikes against it before I even opened up the package. The first is that it was made by Squaresoft, the company responsible for the Final Fantasy series. Therefore whenever I begin to play a game made by Squaresoft,...

A Thorn In My Side

Fri, 15 Jun 2001 21:54:14 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - Once upon a time a little princess was very sad, for her parents had just passed away. A wandering prince who was passing by gave her a ring emblazoned with a pink rose crest, asking her to never lose her nobility and courage. Impressed by the prince,...

To Watch or Not to Watch...

Sat, 9 Jun 2001 17:42:27 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - ...there is no question. Move over Leonardo and Claire, because Joseph and Gwyneth can take you on any day (before the flaming starts, let me state that I do like that version of Romeo and Juliet, although it really puzzles me as to how a boy who...

108 Stars to Wish On

Thu, 7 Jun 2001 19:29:54 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - Suikoden is proof-positive that a game need not span four discs that contain more CG animation than actual gameplay to be a fun and interesting experience. In spite of the Super Nintendo graphics/sound and brevity of the game, Suikoden's...

I Wish That There Had Been Only One

Wed, 6 Jun 2001 16:01:08 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - Words fail me. I'm not saying that to be eloquent in communicating an awe and respect inspired by a film of staggering artistry. I'm saying it because I literally just finished watching Highlander 2 on DVD and now I know why it was only $9.99 at...

The Harder They Fall*

Sun, 6 May 2001 20:05:18 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - What would you do if you could no longer write, if all means to do so were wrested from you, leaving you alone and naked in an empty room? If the only outlet for your madness were suddenly blocked, with no avenue of escape in sight? For a writer, this is...

AskJeeves: His Name is "Jeeves", Not "HAL".

Fri, 27 Apr 2001 13:35:25 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - I've heard many opinions of this site and the service that it provides, both from users online and acquaintances "irl". I've even seen the commercials on the telly: a middle school girl walks along the street followed at a respectful distance by the...

Master of Puppets*

Thu, 26 Apr 2001 23:33:02 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - I once wrote a review about a video game that drove me to distraction, not because I enjoyed playing it, but rather because I couldn't believe that a video game could be so bad. I bought it because I'm a sucker for advertising and the packaging declaimed...

Luckysurf.com: Surf's Up!

Wed, 25 Apr 2001 14:47:36 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - And down. And up, and down. Ok, we need to stop now, I can get seasick if I move around too much in the bathtub. While I have never actually hit it big at LuckySurf.com (read: won lots and lots of money enabling me to throw off the shackles of...

Sandman: The Dream Hunters: One Last Bittersweet Dream

Sun, 22 Apr 2001 21:29:33 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - Once upon a time, a pale and dignified king was imprisoned by a sorcerer, who was more pathetic than he was evil. The sorcerer had meant to capture Death, so that he might enslave him and live forever. Through some unforeseen error, his spells had not...

Homicidal Raggedy Ann on Crack

Fri, 13 Apr 2001 22:40:13 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - Once upon a time...a little girl died. Then, for reasons unknown, she comes back to life again ("Just sleeping!"). Her non-plussed family, not knowing what else to do, abandons her. Lenore then goes to live in a big house all by herself, kind of like...

Call Florida, Because I Demand a Recount.

Wed, 4 Apr 2001 14:40:24 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - Disclaimer

Please let it be known that I did not see this movie of my own free will, I was trapped on a bus heading from Chicago to Grinnell and I had nowhere to run, although I did make some spirited attempts at opening the emergency...

Memolink: Don't waste your time.

Mon, 2 Apr 2001 14:24:44 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - I am not exactly what you could call a "patient person". I have been known to start tapping my foot while standing in line at the grocery store, waiting for the poor little old lady in front of me to finish sorting through her ten billion expired coupons...

No Worries, She'll Be All Right

Mon, 8 Jan 2001 23:20:51 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - Take a vacation packed with adventure, excitement, exotic cuisine and all the other things that people crave (until they actually experience them) without the inconvenience of losing your luggage, getting sunburn and forgetting where the car has been...

Hotmail: Lukewarm and Growing Steadily Colder

Tue, 12 Dec 2000 18:42:53 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - The past two days have been hectic ones for me, and Hotmail hasn't been helping. On Saturday I am flying home to California from Illinois and I have been in constant communication with my mother about my itinerary, tickets, travel money, etc. Or to be...

What Does the "X" Stand For Again?

Wed, 6 Dec 2000 19:11:42 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - Not to be overly-prudish, but did Mystique really have to be strategically naked? I understand that the producers of this movie wanted to update the look of the X-Men universe, but slapping some scales on a blue woman didn't seem to be the best...

MyPoints.com: They Cater to My Laziness

Fri, 17 Nov 2000 15:29:08 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - I belong to so many click-to-earn, surf-to-earn, listen-to-music-to-earn, pick-your-nose-to-earn (no, not really, just making sure that you're paying attention) programs that most of the time I forget about half of them and don't even bother visiting the...

Maybe I Don't Want to Save the World, Ok?!

Sun, 29 Oct 2000 23:57:43 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - It's a little worrying when you're meant to be saving the world and you realize halfway through doing so that you just don't care. I found Thousand Arms in the "pre-owned games" rack at my local EB and after reading the...

Brace For Impact

Thu, 28 Sep 2000 13:57:51 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author crucify - It really says something about human nature that even when the entire US of A has been turned into a gigantic strip-mall and pizza delivery is handled by the Mafia that people will still try to argue that it hasn't been "30 minutes or less" and...