Epinions Recent Reviews for clubber63366

Mountain Sports Online Store: But Dad, how will I find my way home?

Thu, 23 Jun 2005 16:27:54 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author clubber63366 - There is something about a full book bag that makes it impossible to carry the way it was intended. No, it must be symbolically dragged, kicking and screaming to school. The very act shows your parents how you feel about having to get up and be hustled...

Family fun can be a pain in the behind, but Grandma's still itching to go.

Tue, 21 Jun 2005 21:34:48 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author clubber63366 - We have found a place where three generations of our family can spend time together, get exercise and enjoy nature, all the while inducing first numbness, then soreness to one's backside. From my 70 yr-old mother to my 7 yr-old daughter, my family bikes...

Mind Reading, Doggie-$tyle

Mon, 27 Jan 2003 13:44:22 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author clubber63366 - "MY GOD! What were you thinking?!?!" I've heard that plenty of times from my wife Karen. I can answer, however reluctantly, "I didn't know it would get hot enough to start a fire," or "Who'd have thought it wouldn't hold my weight." Even when I don't...

Wake me with something warm and pink!

Thu, 26 Dec 2002 23:52:57 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author clubber63366 - ZZZZZZZZ snort snort sniff STRETCH…I have awaken from my slumber. It’s much like the story of the young boy that from birth until 6 years old had never spoken a word. Then one night at dinner the boy says, “Mom, this stew...

A Golden Shower Experience

Thu, 29 Nov 2001 00:53:29 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author clubber63366 - ‘Twas the night after Christmas

And Santa was soused,

Trying to unwind from his

Travels house to house.

Santa is one of those guys

That won’t drink by themselves,

So he got on the horn

And...

Little Shack On The Prairie

Wed, 21 Nov 2001 00:49:48 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author clubber63366 - Have you ever gone to a camp ground and seen row upon row of those modern prairie schooners parked side by side with satellite dishes pointing skyward and air conditioners humming? These people are getting back to nature. It’s that same mentality of...

Is It Cheating If I Paid To Talk To Another Woman?

Sat, 10 Nov 2001 01:30:34 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author clubber63366 - This may take a marriage counselor to resolve. I paid money to talk to a woman other than my wife. I felt I had to. I needed to hear what this woman had to say. Why would I do something so costly, you ask? Because I was blissfully unaware of the...

How Do Folks, We're Gonna Kick Y'all's @ss

Wed, 7 Nov 2001 04:04:03 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author clubber63366 - There is nothing that goes together quite like Southern hospitality and hockey fervor. And there’s no better way to treat your wife to an anniversary trip out of town than to seat her in the middle of a crowd of liquored up hillbillies out for blood and...

This Book Is Full Of It

Fri, 2 Nov 2001 02:07:21 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author clubber63366 - When my brother Mark passed away, we found among his things this book he indicated he intended to give to my 3 year old daughter. A typical 'uncle' gift and, by all means, very typical of this particular uncle - Uncle Hard_To_Please.

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"You Have Beautiful Tows For A 100 Year Old!"

Tue, 30 Oct 2001 02:28:03 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author clubber63366 - The title may suggest to you that I am a poor speller with a foot fetish for a centenarian. Well, I don't always spell so well, but feet aren't that big of a turn on. AAA Auto Club of Missouri is - to me and about 1,040,000 members in the seven...

"Hit her Dad, hit her!"

Sat, 27 Oct 2001 19:54:15 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author clubber63366 - I don't promote or condone violence at home, yet night after night my kids egg me on with their chants. "Hit her Dad. Hit her Dad." Don't they know I'm trying. "I would if I could, kids, she's just too quick!" They keep encouraging me, I keep trying...

The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of "AHHHHHHH!"

Fri, 26 Oct 2001 01:10:31 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author clubber63366 - Silver Dollar City is located smack dab in the middle of the United States in country music's new capital - Branson, Missouri. The park is located outside of Branson proper, away from the constant bumper-to-bumper traffic of the "Strip". Tucked away in...

Do NOT Insert Baby (A) Into Slot (B)!

Thu, 25 Oct 2001 01:09:49 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author clubber63366 - I have the highest admiration for women. First, to be able to endure childbirth is something no man could ever do. It's hard enough just to hold the camera steady while trying not to pass out watching the miracle of birth. Second to that...

Because She Was Looking At Me

Wed, 24 Oct 2001 01:53:25 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author clubber63366 - I suspected at one time that my daughter Emily had some strange disorder – fresh-air-induced lethargy. The same 3 year old that bounces around the house like she’s been ‘Flubberized’ gets away from home and whimpers, “Carry meeeee.” Like Superman...