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            <title>Pooping is a pleasure once again!</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - A man went to the doctor and complained that he had the most terrible constipation. The doctor examined him and then gave him a prescription for some tablets to be taken last thing at night. Two weeks later the patient returned...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 7 Nov 2009 00:38:29 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>MMMM. My freshly washed clothes smell like..... grandma&apos;s underwear!</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - Our trusty&amp;nbsp;Kenmore top loading washing machine finally died after 20 years of&amp;nbsp;use. As tempted as we were to go out and buy another one, my husband and I were enticed by the energy star rebates being given for the more energy-efficient front...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 1 Nov 2009 16:12:32 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Firehouse Fun!</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - I was a volunteer emergency medical technician for 16 years. I&amp;nbsp;briefly volunteered at the same station as the author back in 1982. At the time, Odenton VFD had had the only volunteer advanced life support unit in Anne Arundel County. That&apos;s where...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 18:25:41 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Perfecta Rev: &quot;Blinded by the Light&quot;</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - Genetically, I think my sisters and I were&amp;nbsp;hiding&amp;nbsp;behind the barn when God was handing out good teeth. I&apos;ve always&amp;nbsp;had problems with them.&amp;nbsp;They are soft and crooked.&amp;nbsp;Even though I didn&apos;t brush them as often as I should have as a...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 13:36:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Dyson DC07 Animal: The Purple Dirt Eater</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - Our Hoover was 20 years old.&amp;nbsp;It still worked but barely. Technology has advanced so much over the years that I convinced my husband to check out a model that might be more efficient. I was fascinated with the bagless vacuums. I was tired of...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 8 Feb 2009 22:02:51 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Venta Sonic Ultrasonic Humidifier VS 205</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - My husband and I have been using humidifiers for years. They really help with our clogged sinuses and dry skin during the winter months. For the past 10 years, we had a Duracraft 8 gallon Humidifier. I must admit, that sucker was durable. It took...</description>
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            <title>A must see for all Emergency Medical Technicians!</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - I felt compelled to write a review about Ambulance Girl after noticing that no one else has done so yet. It&apos;s one of my top ten favorite movies. Granted, I&apos;m partial to movies about the fire department because I joined one in 1979 and spent 16 years as a...</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:11:30 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Blockbuster Entertainment Online Store: Abysmal customer service</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - I am married to the TV and Movie King. When there&apos;s nothing good on the boob tube, my husband will run down the street to the local Movie Time video store for something entertaining to watch. Then it went out of business. There is a Blockbuster store...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 21:40:54 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Jam Master POS</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - POS stands for piece of sh*t. I don&apos;t have much luck with paper shredders. I can&apos;t find one that lasts for more than 2 years! It&apos;s not like I buy the cheapest thing in the store. I try to buy mid-range because I&apos;ve learned you get what you pay for...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2007 23:02:07 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>It&apos;s fun to be at the YMCA </title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - It&apos;s fun to be at the YMCA It&apos;s fun to be at the YMCA We&apos;ve got everything for a kid to enjoy Everything for a girl and boy It&apos;s fun to be at the YMCA It&apos;s fun to be at the YMCA Building kids way up high Building families with pride...</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2005 00:05:10 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Ladder 49: Baltimore&apos;s Bravest</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - I got a nasty comment for giving away the ending in one of my other movie reviews so I want to warn you ahead of time that I will be revealing a lot of details here, including the ending. If you don&amp;#146t want to know it, don&amp;#146t read this. It&apos;s also...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 10 Oct 2004 21:19:57 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Jail House Rock</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - Dewey Finn (Jack Black) plays a guitarist with big dreams of Rock-n-Roll stardom. They come crashing down on him when he gets booted from a local band. He needs cash to pay rent or his roommate&amp;#146s girlfriend will kick him out of the apartment they all...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2004 23:00:43 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Easy Off Heat Activated Microwave Wipes: The pestilent microwave</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - The microwave at work is a real health hazard. I work with some real oinkers who are too lazy to clean up after themselves. Their coffee overflows. Their soup erupts. Things have even caught on fire in there! I&amp;#146;m talking filthy. God-knows-what...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2004 23:37:18 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Purrfect Cat Box</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - I hate open cat boxes. First of all, who wants to look at a pile of cat doodie every time you walk past it? Secondly, my cats were scratching and tearing at the liners. By the end of the week, the liner was torn, shredded and buried and there was pee...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2004 13:53:28 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>The Bone Density Program</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - Three Quarters of all Americans are deficient in Calcium. Osteoporosis is a disease in which the bones become very porous and become subject to fracture and heal slowly. One out of every two Americans over age 70 will suffer a bone fracture as a...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2004 20:27:49 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Combines the best of a SUV and a car</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - I&amp;#146ve always been a SUV-driving type of woman. My last vehicle was a 2-door1994 Ford Explorer. It wasn&amp;#146t a 4x4, but it was still one of the best vehicles I&amp;#146ve ever owned. Why buy a SUV if you aren&amp;#146t going to purchase 4-wheel drive? I...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2004 15:08:31 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>When I said I wanted a cheap phone, I meant the price.</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - The phone in my computer room fell apart so DH and I went searching for a replacement. We went to Best Buy and did some comparison-shopping. All I needed was cheap phone. We have a total of 5 telephones in the house, including two in our bedroom (one for...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2004 18:55:33 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>The boss.</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. &quot;I should be in charge&quot;, said the brain, &quot;because I run all the body&apos;s systems, so without me nothing would happen&quot;. &quot;I should be in charge&quot;, said...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2004 15:44:41 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Oscillating feature broken after 1 month</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - As I&amp;#146ve mentioned in previous reviews, our family room is in the basement of our house. It&amp;#146s usually cold down there. Rather than turn up the heat and roast the rest of the house that no one is using, we&amp;#146ve always used space heaters to keep...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2004 13:58:47 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>No more locking the cat down in the basement!</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - Everyone thinks cat doors are for letting animals inside or outside of the house. Well, they can be used  inside  of the house, too. You see, we live in a townhouse and our family room is in the basement. It&apos;s usually cold down there, so we...</description>
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            <title>Dances With Bullets</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - DH loves westerns, war and history movies. He is always buying them whenever he gets a chance so when  Open Range  came out on DVD, he wanted to have this for his collection. Kevin Costner directs, produces and stars in this. Costner has...</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2004 14:09:08 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>White, Skinny &amp; Sedentary = Osteoporosis</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - Most women would love to be ultra thin. Everyone thinks it&apos;s so chic and healthy but it&apos;s not. I was skinny for most of my life, at least until last summer when perimenopause started wrecking havoc with my body. I am here to tell you about one of the...</description>
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            <title>Tired of being in the &quot;Dicky-do&quot; club</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - My husband is 5&amp;#148 10&amp;#148. He weighed about 195 lbs (give or take 5 lbs) when we got married 15 years ago. As with most happily married couples, the weight tends to creep up on you over the years. I&amp;#146ve never had a problem with being overweight but...</description>
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            <title>Expensive cat heating pad</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - I love a massage. I swear if I ever win the lotto for a million bucks, I will hire my own personal masseuse for daily rubdowns. I am always asking hubby for a massage but I only get about 2 minutes of light, ineffective rubbing. Then he&amp;#146s in the...</description>
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            <title>Recommended by the dental queen.</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author clooneyfan - When I was a kid, I don&amp;#146;t think I took very good care of my teeth. I was always getting cavities. That&amp;#146;s bad enough, but they were also soft, so I actually got indentations from wearing braces. I am not exaggerating when I tell you I must have fillings...</description>
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