Epinions Recent Reviews for blueEddie

Blair Witch 2: Electric Bugaloo

Tue, 31 Oct 2000 14:04:05 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author blueEddie - Cold, bleak, Sunday, sunset, wind whipping through the autumn leaves; a distant gray sky hangs over head threatening rain, change.

My mobile phone rang, I was in the woods near my home, just walking, shaking off another Saturday night,...

American GACK

Mon, 9 Oct 2000 17:41:07 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author blueEddie - What the hell is wrong with this world? I realized that I am angry, angry at someone, at our schools maybe, at my folk's maybe, at Oprah and Presidents and, well the truth is, that I don't have the energy to be angry. I would rather just do something...

I can't stop drinking this revolting Oooze

Wed, 20 Sep 2000 18:26:50 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author blueEddie - In a thundercrash of vomited earth and red hot magma, but but but my brain hurts. WOOOSH! Ha, Ha, Ha, (maniacal laughter). Hey look at how tall those aliens are. Let's get some more popcorn. I leaned over to my lovely ex-girlfriend and commented,...

Westchester: Yard ridden woodland gem

Wed, 20 Sep 2000 17:59:24 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author blueEddie -
Review Topic: Overview

As the 21st century began, and the great Metropolis of Manhattan grew and flourished in the haze induced amber sunsets, and the mighty Hudson flowed on her perpetual course out towards the sea, life...

Little man, great big Willow

Wed, 13 Sep 2000 14:47:22 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author blueEddie - Every once in a while something happens.

Then you are left to figure out where you fit in the world.

Sounds miles away from Willow doesn't it? Perhaps, but for me, it is just around the bend from everything. A short walk into...

Synapse Snap and Glitterball

Wed, 13 Sep 2000 11:09:29 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author blueEddie - Vurt, a book that good old Lindsay told me to read. Vurt, a postmodern cyber-punk grit-bomb that streaks over and through the crumbling streets of a quasi-futuristic Manchester. She told me to read it, and I picked up it up, pink-feathered cover and...

Ship, you so CRAZY!

Mon, 11 Sep 2000 17:30:04 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author blueEddie - As a Science Fiction fan, I went into this movie with no expectations whatsoever. I am bright enough to enter a movie, particularly a Sci-Fi movie, expecting it just to be there, anything else, is setting yourself up for disappointment.

I...

1997 Acura Integra: My Little Old Sweet Pea

Wed, 6 Sep 2000 14:36:30 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author blueEddie - My little baby loves to drive. She likes quality gasoline and open highways. Sometimes she is a little moody, but she never complains. This is a wonderful car. It literally has a little of everything. It's quick and responsive, while not burning...

You are a Moron

Wed, 6 Sep 2000 11:58:15 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author blueEddie - There was, it seems, this special type of movie that came out in the 80's. Perhaps it was because I grew up in those times, or perhaps it is because Wham! and feathered bangs have always retained a little place of fondness in my heart. Real Genius is...

Tingle Bells, Tingle Bells

Tue, 5 Sep 2000 12:20:11 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author blueEddie - Well, there are those that would watch and say, "My Goodness, this is a strange film, very strange, and abnormal; not so much off-beat mind you, as it is off color." Well, I am a mayor, and as such I feel that I can call these people 'just...

Mario Golf for Nintendo 64: Pixelated Crack!

Fri, 1 Sep 2000 16:53:10 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author blueEddie - Ahh Mario Golf. Without a doubt pixel juice from another world. At first I was amused and entertained. Two hours later I was in the middle of a four man skins match coming down to a three way tie on 18.

This game is wonderfully fun and...

"You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips"

Fri, 1 Sep 2000 14:19:12 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author blueEddie - On a hill above a river stood a school. It was in the late summer of 1992 that I made my way there to begin what I hoped would be the best four years of my life to date. My expectations for college were exceeded on almost every level. Of course I knew...

Pitch Baseballs at my Shaven Skull

Fri, 1 Sep 2000 11:13:45 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author blueEddie - Pitch Black is a low budget movie. You wouldn't really know it to look at it, but it must be. The opening scene is a dramatic crash onto a planet with multiple (3) suns. 'See people rocking, hear people shouting, feel it HOT HOT HOT!' So, without...

X How do you do?

Fri, 1 Sep 2000 10:55:39 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author blueEddie - What are you looking at? Reading this review huh bub? You had better back off and read someone elses, or there may be trouble. Roll credits.

X-Men was just about at good as I was eXpecting it to be. Which is to say it was pretty good, for...

Going to 'Cell' in a bucket

Thu, 31 Aug 2000 12:35:36 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author blueEddie - The Cell is a riveting tour de force. The Cell is one of the years TEN BEST. The Cell is a second rate movie that caters to the Maxim reader in all of us. Oh yes, that's the one. If Geiger, Escher and Julia Roberts got togehter and gave each other...