Epinions Recent Reviews for benbrown

The Highest You'll Ever Get

Fri, 17 Nov 2000 18:26:37 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author benbrown - "Don't worry," says Chester. "You may have heard bad things, but Whipped is really, really good."

He hands me a white ceramic canister with a small plastic nozel. I say: How do I do this?

"Put your mouth...

Junky Tunes With Ninja Lyrics

Tue, 14 Nov 2000 15:12:13 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author benbrown - El Oso might very well be the best piece of music ever recorded in America. Let me explain:

Step One: The musicians who made up Soul Coughing went into a studio, and they played instruments, and they were recorded.

Step Two: The...

Famous Writer Is Seduced By Coed

Sun, 1 Oct 2000 01:39:19 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author benbrown - Rice is in Houston, which surprised me because it has a good reputation, and I didn't think schools in Texas had good reputations. I thought schools in Texas had reputations that dealt only with their football skillz and the size of their cheerleading...

I Got The Dukes (of Hazard)

Mon, 25 Sep 2000 20:29:15 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author benbrown - My tale takes place back in the heady days of 1999, the Devil's year. I remember it as if it was yesterday, which it was not, because it was last year, but in my memory, it resides next to my birth, after the loss of my virginity, and before my first...

Bustin' A Dookie

Mon, 25 Sep 2000 19:42:09 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author benbrown - I come home from work and instead of mail waiting for me, or maybe a neighborhood cat, there’s a girl waiting for me on the porch.

Hello, I say.

“Oh my God,” she says, “This really is your house! You really are Ben Brown, world...

I am a Bionic Commando

Mon, 6 Mar 2000 14:40:33 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author benbrown - This game, my god, this game finally fulfills my dreams to have an entire Classic NES in the palm of my hand. The gameboy version of Bionic Commando is ALL the best parts of the NES game and the arcade game (which I've been playing via emulator on my oh...

This Movie Is More Evil Than You Think

Sat, 18 Dec 1999 20:57:09 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author benbrown - I avoided watching You've Got Mail for a really long time. They played in on the plane I took on the way back from Paris (after a bomb threat at Charles De Gaul where I was trapped [trapped!] in the airport) and I forced myself to sleep through it. I...

Archived Autos & Motorsports Reviews: the M und Z Moskito is better than this scooter

Tue, 14 Dec 1999 03:26:06 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author benbrown - Owning a scooter, and I can vouch for this, will make you more popular with the ladies.

I bought the M und Z Moskito scooter, orange orange, and let me tell you, its been like a zoo in my bedroom ever since. On top of a 50cc engine and a...

Fight Club Made Me Doubt Reality

Mon, 18 Oct 1999 12:46:08 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author benbrown - I saw Fight Club a few times this weekend, and each time, I left the theatre wanting to beat the living poo (epinions doesn't let you cuss. how sad) out of my theatre mates. But, you know, I guess that comes from being a disenfranchised white...

You know, Bif Naked is from Canada...

Fri, 15 Oct 1999 16:02:36 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author benbrown - You know, everyone thinks that they have lots of hockey in Canada because it is cold. That is not the real story though. That is only the story they want you to believe. But I know the truth! I'm on the inside, I know people and I can tell you that...

Len: In that Len video, they ride a scooter.

Wed, 13 Oct 1999 13:01:48 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author benbrown - I have not purchased this Len album, and I don't really like the one-hit-wonder single that has been released on the radio and MTV. However, the video features a the members of the band driving around what I assume is Los Angeles on bright orange...