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Hero (2004): Hero Good

Wed, 8 Sep 2004 02:45:55 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - Hero GOOOD. I LIKE MOVIES, HERO GOOD!!! Thank you Tor, you can go back to sleep now. Hero gooood. That's nice Tor, now here is a little dose of the tranquilizer gun. HERO GOO..... Alright, I'd have to agree with my reviewing...

Unlock Your Inner Child or Child Services May Pay a Visit

Mon, 12 Nov 2001 17:34:35 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - It's that time again. It's time to ask aaronreview about the latest news from England.

Q: What is new smash hit to come from the British Isles?

A: Those kooky British people did it again. With all the great achievements in the...

Archived Web Services Reviews: Poetry.con

Mon, 12 Nov 2001 17:19:31 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - One bonus of being a humor writer is that I rarely take anything in my life seriously. This trait really helps me keep in good humor while the IRS repossess my house and sells my children into slavery, because I sent them a large note that says "just...

Mmmmm..... Pancakes

Thu, 25 Oct 2001 06:36:17 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - Being a child of the television generation (my doctors are still trying to get that television out of my stomach and the goofy triangle out from my head, they said if I pay Jerry Farwell a large sum of money he might be able to exorcise it for me), I can...

Serial Lovers

Tue, 18 Sep 2001 20:19:23 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - After viewing a movie like Hannibal many questions ran through my mind.

How could I write a humor column about it? How can I successfully end a promising career as a humor writer? Well the simple solution would be to avoid writing a humor column all...

Wizard of a Small Insignificant Country Slightly to the East of Oz - Part IV

Mon, 4 Jun 2001 00:25:29 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - Author's Note: This is the fourth in a series of epinions that offer you a continuous story line and helpful product knowledge along the way. It can also be considered 'fan fiction.'

“What’s your favorite book?” Rachel inquired as she...

Wizard of a Small Insignificant Country Slightly to the East of Oz - Part III

Fri, 1 Jun 2001 02:14:27 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - Author's Note: This is the third in a series of epinions that offer you a continuous story line and helpful product knowledge along the way.

By large city standards Albuquerque is nothing more then a small one-horse town. By one-horse...

Pioneer AVIC-505: Wizard of a Small Insignificant Country Slightly to the East of Oz - Part II

Tue, 29 May 2001 02:12:14 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - Author's Note: This is the second in a series of epinions that offer you a continuous story line and helpful product knowledge along the way.

Zed shifted his truck into neutral. He coasted to a stop on the break down lane of the...

If They Want to See You Smile Boardwalk Would Be Included With Every Meal

Mon, 21 May 2001 03:45:30 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - I have always been perplexed by the McDonald’s commercials. Especially the ones that feature a giant purple cancerous growth named Grimace. I am sure an advertising firm conceived the idea after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

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Albuquerque Journal: The Leading Source of New Mexico's Lack of News

Sat, 10 Feb 2001 03:10:31 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - The Albuquerque Journal is an endless source of local news. That is to say, like major newspapers the Albuquerque Journal has all the latest breaking news stories however unlike the major newspapers, the city of Albuquerque has relatively little news...

Do You Feel Like You Have Just Lost Two Hours of Your Life?

Wed, 11 Oct 2000 20:03:35 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - The easiest way to restore one's faith in truly good movies is watch a purely an awful one. In this case, Battlefield Earth happened to be that awful movie. As my roommate would love to say the movie is a train wreck. You can not help but watch...

Kooky Scientists and Robots! What More Could You Ask For?

Tue, 13 Jun 2000 00:32:18 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - Blade Runner was a very interesting movie to say the least. First and foremost it had the key element to almost any science fiction movie: Kooky scientists. I can see why Blade Runner did better then movies set in a bleak and desolate future such as...

Beware of the Duck

Sat, 18 Mar 2000 01:50:20 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - If you are ever kidnapped by the CIA and forcibly dragged, kicking and screaming, to the University of New Mexico campus (this is where they perform interrogation experiments), you might want to make note of several points of interest.

The...

Blue Mountain Arts eCards: Hints For Greeting Friends And Mortal Enemies

Thu, 10 Feb 2000 04:53:46 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - The next time you have an urge to leave a decapitated scarecrow labeled 'You' on someone's doorstep, try sending them an online greeting instead. Bluemountain is a good website to place your all your online death threats (You can also send cards to your...

President's Sex Life Revealed!

Mon, 24 Jan 2000 04:00:48 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - Lately most of the Internet covers two very important topics that have far-reaching social ramifications and impact on multiple levels of society. Those two topics are mainly the president's sex life (the subject of many documentaries and pornographic...

McAfee VirusScan: Virus Scanning Software For All Occasions

Wed, 19 Jan 2000 04:07:22 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - My brother recently ask me about what good virus scanners are out there. So I decided to a few virus scanners for him. I recommended to him that he should try the McAfee virus scan for a variety of reasons:

1. My computer did not blow up.
...

Seeing Uncle Galebo Sucked Out Of The Airlock In Space Alien Vacation Slides

Mon, 10 Jan 2000 05:25:50 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - New Mexico is full of great odd travel spots. One such oddity is a little town in southern New Mexico called Roswell. For those of you who never heard of Roswell, I would not go on to any X-Files trivia shows. I was amazed to learn that in Roswell (the...

13th Floor. File 13. Coincidence?

Fri, 7 Jan 2000 03:11:06 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - In my previous epinions about movies I made the assumption that a good movie is a movie that is discussed hours later at Village Inn during the wee hours of the morning. As much as I hate to admit my error with statement, I must say that I was not only...

Henchmen Training With Mr. Little And Mr. Big

Thu, 23 Dec 1999 16:54:28 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - A good movie is always one that leave you thinking afterwards. After Casino I wondered how does one learn to be a muscle? It is not just eating raw meat and drinking 5000 calorie power shakes. Casino taught me that you have to be intelligent also. So...

Hotmail: Postal Workers Unite Against Free Email

Thu, 23 Dec 1999 13:41:10 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - Everyone should have a free e-mail account like hotmail. Free e-mail can be used as a buffer your normal e-mail account from marketing mailing lists. A while back I decided to buy a new video card from a place I found on pricewatch. Since then, I...

Me And The Boys Been Drinking And We Are Ready To Fight

Sat, 18 Dec 1999 18:39:16 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - Fight club is a really good movie. Since I am not supposed to talk about it, I will give you an update on the status of my Cool Touch Toaster. Rather then let my toaster go un-educated and eventually conceive plans to take over the world, I have decided...

You Don't Know Jack: Volume 3: Jack Was A Wonderful Person And An Upstanding Citizen

Wed, 15 Dec 1999 15:11:36 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - With finals week finally upon us, I fully understand why my test scores, at times, are less then acceptable. The brain only has a finite amount of space for useless knowledge. To help understand this idea I have prepared a list for the thought process...

Libra: You will be hit by a Bus

Tue, 14 Dec 1999 20:20:13 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - In an effort to expand my writing horizons I decided to learn a little bit more about astrology. I needed to answer such burning questions that plague my thoughts every time I pick up a copy of the morning paper, like:

1. Why don't the...

Physics Rocks!

Sun, 5 Dec 1999 19:32:31 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - I think I have found a book for all those theater majors taking physics classes next semester. Just last semester I was talking to my physics professor and I learned a valuable lesson in physics. To understand the importance of this lesson I will first...

Breadman Cool Touch Toaster TR201: Computer Controlled Toasters Unite Humanity

Sun, 5 Dec 1999 18:05:38 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author aaronreview - I am really amazed with the progression of technology up to this point. When I was just a mere child gazing up to the stars, I can remember thinking to myself, "Will there be a time when humanity can live together in peace and happiness? Will there...