Epinions Recent Reviews for TwelveMotion

AskJeeves: Jeeves is my only friend

Fri, 25 Aug 2000 16:34:52 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - I first met jeeves while reading a magazine. I turned to page 76 and I saw him. "wow" I said to myself, what a great guy. So as soon as I got home I had to visit his home page www.ask.com. He was right there, saying how can I help you.
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AHHHHH my pouch!

Wed, 16 Aug 2000 00:58:09 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - Before there was Starbucks:

I wake up, I complain about getting up. How I hate getting up. I go to the kitchen walking on the cold parquet floor. To the kitchen, where I put a filter in my coffee machine, 4 spoons of floggers. I go take a...

Groceries: Bag's End

Sun, 23 Jul 2000 23:49:13 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - Well, guys, I think I should tell you all something. I am not proud of it but it is true. I have never told this to anyone before, but I am going to tell you. Only you. So I would be happy if you kept this a secret. Because I really don't want my...

Groceries: You want my blood? Take my blood, and drink my sauce

Mon, 3 Jul 2000 14:21:20 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - Tabasco sauce is one of mans greatest inventions. Many people use Tabasco to spice up food. Well, that is only one of the thing Tabasco does well. It also aids in self defense, and can help you get better when your sick.

Tabasco sauce is a...

Groceries: Mmmm... Taste like chicken

Wed, 28 Jun 2000 22:26:36 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - I eat Sushi, all the time. You foolish Americans don't eat Sushi so often. As a matter of fact most are repulsed by the thought of it. Well, let me tell you some things about Sushi.

Sushi is a very expensive food that goes for about five...

Groceries: SUCK MY JUICE

Tue, 20 Jun 2000 01:34:16 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - Eating a Freezie isn't just something that's fun; something that cools you down; something yours kids can enjoy; it is an art form; a way of life. There are many methods of eating a Freezie. But lets face it we are all in it for the juice. All that...

Groceries: Who needs a girlfriend when you got Milano Cookies?

Wed, 14 Jun 2000 00:50:42 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - I think it is important that I share my love for Milano cookies with all you people. When I moved here from Russia I saw so many cookies it blew my mind. There where just so many different kinds. First I met Oreo my first love. I ate them a lot, all...

Where are the muskets?

Wed, 7 Jun 2000 20:29:59 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - This movie belongs in the trash, with all the other filth. It is pure garbage. Nothing makes me more angry then watching a film as flatulently terrible. This classic tail of The Three Musketeers: Athos, Porthos, Aramis and of course d’Artanian, has...

You lose, now give me your SOUL

Tue, 30 May 2000 00:05:11 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - Jenga is a game with a history richer then chess. It isn't just a game of tower building. It is a game for power, for honor. There are so many strategies to playing this game it rivals chess and checkers. It is a game that is played, but to play it...

The Mexican Food Anal Attack is Worth it

Sat, 27 May 2000 17:27:37 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - Sometimes I feel like going out. Yet at the same time I feel like going to Taco Bell. In this situation I end up going to Don Pablo's. I don't know why, it is some kind of weird psychological thing. Even though I crave Taco Bell I don't really count...

Adult fun in a children's toy? You bet!

Fri, 26 May 2000 18:14:11 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - Hungry hungry hippos is one of the most fun games I have ever played. The game is very simple, four people control a hungry hippo each. You push a lever and the hippo shoots forward to eat a marble (the marble represents food of some kind I am...

R2-D2 saves my life, only in New York

Thu, 25 May 2000 23:49:18 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - I needed a break from all my stress, so I decided to move to the take a trip to the great state of New York. I had a friend in queens so that's where I flew. I met my friend and got settled in. I will tell you three things about New York, or maybe...

This toy saved my life

Thu, 25 May 2000 22:44:38 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - On my 21 birthday noahtilsen gave me R2-D2. He kept the C-3PO. I never really liked StarWars, but noahtilsen insisted that the little seven inch R2-D2 is magical and will bring me luck. Ok ok I said to him and we went to the nearest bar to have some...

Groceries: 22 uses of goldfish crackers

Wed, 24 May 2000 01:35:17 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - Goldfish what an invention. I have 67 pack of goldfish in my house all the time. I know what you think "this guy is nuts, why would a normal person need so many packs of this tasty little cracker?" Well, read on and find out the many uses of...

Sticky, Stanky, Slippery, Spider

Tue, 23 May 2000 22:59:15 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - I don't really do much with my time. So every now and then me and my good friend NoahTilsen do something crazy. First it was waxing our legs, then it was going to Iowa to fish. Then cooking a fish in the hood of the car. This time we decided to see...

Batman, half bat half man, all good

Tue, 23 May 2000 21:06:50 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - Spider Man, Barbie, or Bat Man? Which is really the best super hero? Me and Noah Tilsen wonder about this many nights. One day we decided to see for ourselves. This is the third and final part of our testing. Bat Man.

The Toilet...

Barbie, she can't take the heat

Tue, 23 May 2000 21:00:57 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - People think Barbie is a doll. Well they are right she is a doll. But can Barbie play with the big boys? Big boys like Bat Man and Spider Man? Can she do better on the tests then them? Lets see.

"Barbie is just so cute." (some...

Long wait, cold pizza, but all for free!

Wed, 17 May 2000 21:21:39 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - Pizza hut is a good place. It is a place of fun and learning. You learn math when calculating the tip. You have fun waiting for the delivery guy to come in. Then when the pizza gets there, you can't be more happy. You pay the man and enjoy...
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Watching the Kids is better then sex

Sun, 14 May 2000 23:12:42 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - I love the Kids in the Hall. If I was a homosexual I would have sex with all five of them. I have been with them when they came out. When I broke up with my girlfriend and my heart was broken they were there. Giving me comfort. When my dog got hit...

The bird that wanted my blood (part eight)

Sat, 13 May 2000 19:23:42 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - After I killed the mighty beast with my knife. We all got in my trusty Toyota Camry. We began to drive. Then I saw a black cloud approach my car. It was the birds. They are just trying to scare me I thought. I was wrong. We drove right into the...

the bird that wanted my blood (part six)

Sat, 13 May 2000 00:50:26 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - Me and my boys were about to cut into this wonderful fish. A real big bastard, like 2 by 1 foot big. About 18 lb. I had this wonderful knife set. I take it with me on all my fishing trips. The incredible wooded case is just so fashionable. They are...

The bird that wanted my blood (part two)

Fri, 12 May 2000 19:00:50 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - I was taking a trip to Iowa and this was the wonderful car I used. I have owned this car for some time. I always loved Toyota. This car has a wonderful leather interior. In which I sat while driving through Iowa corn fields ludicrously fast.
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The bird that wanted my blood (part one)

Fri, 12 May 2000 18:42:51 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - I am from MN the land of ten thousand lakes. For some odd reason me and my buddies decided to go fishing in Iowa. As if we don't have any fishing lakes in MN or something.

The drive there: Well, we started driving there. Talking...

Not just a toy, a way of life

Mon, 8 May 2000 22:59:46 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - Good old slinky. What fun this little crumple of wires is. It is wonderful in it's simplicity. Simply a big flexible spring. There are endless things you can do with it. There are very many variations on the color also. I got my first slinky when I...

How not to get killed at McDonalds

Sat, 6 May 2000 22:02:30 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author TwelveMotion - How not to get killed at McDonalds

by TwelveMotion

I worked at McDonalds for some time. People make us very mad sometimes. We hate them. Yet they keep coming in. Not all people are bad, however. One time a guy came in and said "Can I...