Epinions Recent Reviews for The_Assmonkey

So thats what hell is like?!?

Sun, 24 Feb 2002 18:42:26 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - Let me first say no I didn't read Interview nor did I read Queen. I'm treating this as a sequel to Interview with a Vampire, I also did a little research and see it really far off from the book so I can't see it being anything but a sequel. That...

Half.com: Frustration.com.....UPDATE!

Sun, 24 Feb 2002 17:22:05 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - Ok now that my dispute is finally resolved I'll give you my final thought on Half.com.

Ok Half.com is a site where sellers and buyers...sell and buy stuff through the middleman that is half.com.

Selling:

OK so you want...

Pretty In Pink for Dummies.

Sat, 15 Dec 2001 02:26:48 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - To take from this horrible movie, as Molly Ringwald put it:

"Did you just quote Freddie Prince Jr(She All That).?"

"Didn't you see Pretty in Pink?"

Well the writers of this movie would answer yes and so OBVIOULY yes...

seeek! you've got hail!

Fri, 9 Nov 2001 00:49:13 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - WOW now seriously where to start the totally negative review...how about the good.

Ok...

THE GOOD

Easy to use for kids, and non computer literate people.

hmmm that was easy

THE BAD
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Amazon.com: My how the mighty have fallen

Thu, 8 Nov 2001 23:37:17 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - Hmmm where to start, ok how about Thanksgiving 3 years ago. I had decided to get the jump on my X-mas shopping, the site was really easy to use. If an item was out of stock you could be put on alert when they come in. I had such great time using...

Sailor Buffy the Evil Dead Buster Warrior Princess in Racoon City

Wed, 10 Oct 2001 01:44:35 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - OK I USED TO like this show till the writers ran out of ideas and stated taking from pop culture horror themed things such as Dusk Till Dawn, Resident Evil, Evil Dead 2, Ghostbusters, Xena and Sailor Moon.

Sure that easy to say...

"and with that we cue the music"

Sun, 26 Aug 2001 21:02:20 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - First there was Clerks, then Mallrats then Chasing Amy, still then Dogma and finally Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

These movies for the most centered around Red Bank, NJ and the only thing they obviously had in...

should be "what were they thinking"

Sun, 26 Aug 2001 18:01:39 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - Now I was going to pay to see this movie way back when it first came out, but then I noticed that a movie that could sell tickets just on the stars alone was doing massive amounts of press junkets. I mean when was the last time (or ever) that Harrison...

EBgames.com: Gamestop.com and Amazon.com....just go now.

Sun, 12 Aug 2001 14:23:15 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - Living in a certain part of Jersey where there's really no need to goto an online videogame store due to the more then enough real world stores around I decided one day to visit EBworld. What a mistake. Here's my story

It was around the time...

HP scanjet 5100c great when it works

Fri, 3 Aug 2001 00:15:58 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - Being and Illustrator/Graphic Designer a scanner is extremely necessary. Being that the scanner is so important I need it on the fly, say if I need to throw together a piece to print out so I'd normally got to my scanner throw something nice together in...

Not great not horrible

Sun, 15 Jul 2001 17:10:57 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - Final Fantasy is based off an 14 game series (10 plus the kiddy FF for snes, and 3 for Gameboy), that has or will appear on 6 different systems (Nes, Snes, PSX, PS2 and Wonder Swan). Back in the 16-bit era of videogames Final Fantasy was one of the best...

Ren and Chicken..or is it Cow and Stimpy

Sat, 7 Jul 2001 14:03:09 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - Mom had a Chicken, Mom had a cow, dad was proud he didn't care how...I'll Tell you...from The John K Masterpiece Ren and Stimpy

Ok for those of you who remember in the early 90's John K and Spumco had a cartoon on the "we make Di$ney look like...

Same effects as a labotamy

Sat, 23 Jun 2001 01:09:34 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - If I could explain this movie in a quote it would be:

"Yiiiiipes.....just Yiiiipes. Do you think there cognizant on how bad they got it? Poor bastards" - Clerks the animated series.

Every summer a movie comes along that is...

Good if you like being to what to to like

Mon, 7 May 2001 01:05:39 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - Ok, I used to read EW when I was a kid and loved it, but now it's trash, maybe it just got worse or maybe I got smarter. Regardless it's trash utter trash, no wonder why free subscriptions to it are always given as promos for "Pepsi points" and frequent...

Breakfast Club + Kids + the Negotiator + MTV = Crud

Tue, 10 Apr 2001 00:47:19 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - This basically was a movie playing off the recent school-shooting rise in America. In one sentence this movie is HORRIBLE worse then Bats, Worse then the Matrix (at least that was fun to watch) worse then any Denise Richards movie. I mean 2 former...

Great but missing something...oh yeah the ENDING

Wed, 14 Mar 2001 01:02:24 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - First this is actually called Drunken Master 2, which came out in 1994. Yeah it took 6 YEARS to get to america, I'll explain why later. Well I saw it in 1996 at a Jackie Chan film festival at my college. I loved it, and then it came out in america as...

If Simon was a video Game Dancer Chick

Sun, 25 Feb 2001 01:03:55 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - I have to admit I thought this game was flaky and a sad attempt of sega to use sex appeal to sell. Yes, people fall for that, how else could edios sell the same game 5 times ; P Well I played a demo and I have to say I was hooked. It was like Parappa...

Once you get it, you can't beat it with a stick

Sat, 24 Feb 2001 20:14:11 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - I now have Time Warner Cable ISP which is sooo much better but getting it was like pulling teeth here is my story....

Ok My friend got Cable access from TW and invited me over to try it and I immeadtly know that what I wanted so I call...

Capcom PLEASE let SF RIP

Sat, 24 Feb 2001 19:05:11 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - I first heard about this movie I was pretty excited, something different then the usual slew of clichéd anime and it was SF. Boy was I disappointed, and I saw it for free...hate to think if I had spent 25 - 30 beans on it. I should have realized that...

Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

Fri, 25 Aug 2000 22:02:21 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - Well first things first, the description that epinions gives is off...way off, who writes these things? Is this movie cheesy? yes. Are the SFX's bad? yes. Is it a great fun movie with an awesome director and cast? Hells yeah!

This being...

Someone just walked over my grave. They didn't do a good job

Mon, 21 Aug 2000 21:54:16 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - OK first thing this IS NOT A REMAKE!!! A lot of people I know told me that they refused to see Evil Dead cause it's a cheesy and Evil Dead 2 is the same thing...not true. Raimi stated once (actually on the Army of Darkness Limited Edition DVD audio...

An unseen horror BEFORE The Blair Witch Project

Mon, 21 Aug 2000 19:38:57 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - Necronomicon Ex Mortus, the Book of the Dead, bound in human flesh and inked in blood. It was never meant for the living. Sam Rami (I assume in the Epinions description "Director Rami" is Sam) wrote and directed this tale of survival horror...

an OK film that could have been GREAT

Mon, 21 Aug 2000 01:54:14 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - Having gone to School of Visual Arts I took a class called Psychology in Art. One day I had to go to a video installation at the MOMA (Metropolitan Museum of Art) about dreams. The Cell was like the MTV 2-hour video version of it, just a lot more...

Simply the best

Fri, 18 Aug 2000 14:08:20 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - In September of 1995 the small in-house project that Square paid little attention to, was released in the states and since then console RPG's could never be on par. Why? Three reasons: (1) Square left Nintendo and became a money grubbing weasels that...

A prequel but it's part 2?!?!?

Thu, 17 Aug 2000 14:56:34 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author The_Assmonkey - Tenchu was a great game that was over shadowed by Metal Gear Solid, personally I preferred Tenchu seeing the games engine is more suited for stealth. Yet the game wasn't perfect and could have been improved upon, hence Tenchu 2, right? WRONG! Now I...