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Don't Say "A Turkey"

Sun, 30 Sep 2001 14:10:04 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - Whew. This movie is a turkey and not just because it takes place over the Thanksgiving holiday either. It just flat stinks.

In fact...it doesnt only stink...it reeks. Dont worry about me spoiling any parts of it for you with my...

When Only Run Of The Mill Will Do

Thu, 19 Apr 2001 01:31:42 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - Well, my fine feathered friends, I subscribe to the belief that size DOES matter and, with that thought in mind, I decided a few days ago that I was tired of only having 19 inches so I trotted down to my friendly local Wal Mart (motto: we are located...

Snort

Sun, 8 Apr 2001 19:37:59 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - In my unbelievably humble opinion, this movie should have been called "Snort".

After all, isnt that what nearly every single god fearing, coke loving actor/actress spends most of their time doing in this latest attempt by our pals down at...

A Dollar A Day Keeps The Travelin Blues Away

Sun, 8 Apr 2001 18:55:53 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - Since I dont eat apples, I feel fully justified in stealing the old apple adage about keepin the doctor away in order to give a little life to the title of this ode to Dollar Rent A Car.

Other items which give life to the body of this epinion...

We Haul, They Haul, You Haul

Sun, 28 Jan 2001 15:05:37 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - And so it was I presented my shivering little body on or about 7am one bright Wednesday morning at my local U Haul truck rental counter and announced that I was ready to pick up my truck.

After reading all the other negative reviews of U Haul...

You Can Bend But You Wont Break

Sat, 25 Nov 2000 17:45:14 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - It was very difficult to come up with a clever title for this epinion. I tend to suffer from the disease of "I never seem to be one of the first people to write a reviewitis" and, therefore, most of the good titles are already taken by the...

Charlie's Ho's

Sun, 5 Nov 2000 16:45:30 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - It is with great pride and considerable satisfaction that I state the following examination of the human condition: "Life is full of paradoxes".

If it were not then how to explain the massive difference between what people say they...

Oh Say Can You See? A Wart On Every Tree

Mon, 23 Oct 2000 02:20:55 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - Some time ago, I noticed a bump on my left index finger. After a quick self examination, I determined that the bump was of the wart variety. This was a mildly disturbing discovery as the presence of warts generally means they are gonna be around for...

To My Daughter...Meet Your Future

Fri, 20 Oct 2000 01:04:14 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - To The Light Of My Life Otherwise Known As My Darling Daughter:

Hi honey! Just thought I would take a moment and say hello. This seems to be an appropriate moment to put on a worn and tattered turban, place a small red ruby on my forehead...

Hoyle Poker: To Poke Or Not To Poke

Mon, 9 Oct 2000 01:43:59 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - Forget the smokey back rooms of yesteryear. Forget the creaky folding tables and uncomfortable steel back chairs and guys named Guido that took losing very personally which usually meant waiting for you out in the alley after the big game and taking an...

Casio P1212-DH Calculator: A Safari Into The Calculator Jungle

Sat, 7 Oct 2000 02:35:04 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - One fine, sunny day in the not so distant past, I tossed my kids into the Gregmobile and proudly announced we were going shopping.

"Yaaaayyyyy!!!", the kids exclaimed, eyes brimming with the kind of excited anticipation that...

A Prayer For Redemption

Sun, 1 Oct 2000 01:48:52 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - When you open the door to your imagination, what do you find on the other side? Are there pictures of untold delight? Shimmering sands baking in a hot, blazing sun? Fingers so freezing cold they leave visible streaks of pain as they trail mindlessly...

Hip To Be Square

Sat, 30 Sep 2000 21:14:34 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - I have never been one who embraces bands that are known as "fan's bands". Those are the ones who tour endlessly; putting on ten thousand shows a year; who are revered for a single minded "dedication to their art"; who are somehow...

The Sound Of Music

Sun, 24 Sep 2000 02:05:24 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - Please father...oh please father..hear my confession. It has been thirty years since my last confession....but I am so racked with guilt. I can no longer carry the burden of my crime on my own; therefore I turn to you for absolution and sanctification...

Om-ma-God

Sun, 10 Sep 2000 01:20:36 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - This may be one of the only albums I have purchased in my lifetime simply because of the cover art.

Sure, I had heard of Mike Oldfield. One cannot watch The Exorcist without bearing witness to the power of Tubular Bells which proves the...

A Crewd Attempt At A Movie

Sun, 27 Aug 2000 03:23:23 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - In what was a temporary fit of unbearable optimism, I tossed my darling daughter into the passenger seat of what passes for my automobile; cranked the cd player up REAL loud and trucked on down to my local mini-megaplex movie theatre (motto: we are so...

You Are Cordially Invited To A Write-Off And A Murder

Sun, 27 Aug 2000 02:32:00 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - In which the internationally famous and notably eccentric epinions author knix (affectionately known as kimster to some of us) has somehow managed to gather nineteen of the world’s best epinionators together in an effort to prove, once and for all, who...

An Open Letter To Hollywood

Sun, 20 Aug 2000 00:45:23 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - Dear Hollywood,

Please quit releasing movies like The Cell that suck.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

The Movie Going Public

Upon receiving such a letter, the sanctimoniously insincere moguls look up from their...

Field Of Memories

Fri, 18 Aug 2000 03:39:08 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - When I was fifteen and pitching in the local Babe Ruth League's all star game, my father had occasion to trudge slowly from the dugout to the pitcher's mound during a break in the action. Such occasion was due to the fact he happened to be the coach of...

The Color Of Envy

Sun, 13 Aug 2000 18:22:17 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - There are a number of people out there in the cool, gray confluence who like to pretend money doesnt count. You see them all the time...preacher like maniacs expounding upon the evil of cold, hard cash as if it were actually a living, breathing being...

What Is A Loser?

Sat, 12 Aug 2000 02:05:43 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - This is a question posed by many, the answer applies to many more; most of whom are not capable of admitting the truth but, instead, would rather dance to the music of perpetual denial.

There are many good reasons for that kind of self...

Unforgiven Cowboys

Sun, 6 Aug 2000 22:08:47 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - Shame on Clint Eastwood for foisting this pile of space junk upon his faithful band of followers who, as of this writing, count one less amongst their numbers.

If you have any thoughts at all of going to see this movie then dont venture any...

Overcooked Bacon

Sun, 6 Aug 2000 04:05:35 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - It's not Kevin Bacon's fault.

It's not Elisabeth Shue's fault.

It's not Josh Brolin's fault.

It's not the fault of the rest of the cast either. It's not even the fault of Isabel, the "look ma I am invisible...now I...

Swab The Deck

Sat, 5 Aug 2000 00:22:38 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - It is with quiet surprise that I realize I will be able to take another walk in the forest of electronic components. I fear, however, this will be my last walk for the time being because the Sony cd changer I use is twelve years old and the Teac graphic...

The Bad Boy Shank

Wed, 2 Aug 2000 15:34:30 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Stone77777 - If, one bright, warm sunny day, you were wandering aimlessly through a dark, green forest and happened upon the rusting hulk of someone else's beat up, broken down refrigerator..what would you do?

Would you try to move it to a nearby cliff?...