Epinions Recent Reviews for SqueebinatorX

The Bodyguard with a Hong Kong twist!

Thu, 10 Aug 2000 14:44:46 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - The Defender(1994) aka-The Bodyguard from Beijing: Corey Yuen

What do you get when you cross Kevin Costner's "The Bodyguard" with some Hong Kong action flavor? The answer is simple.....The Defender. This gun blazing action movie...

Furious Flying Fists of the Deuling Buddha!

Wed, 9 Aug 2000 17:52:34 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - Buddhist Fist(1979): Yuen Wo Ping

This story revolves around two orphans friends who are raised separately by Shaolin monks and trained in the art of kung fu. Si Ming is forced to become a monk, while the other one, Ah Chang, is sent to the...

Tonight they are calling the shots! The Girls of Coyote Ugly

Mon, 7 Aug 2000 19:46:35 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - Coyote Ugly(2000): David McNally

Violet(Piper Perabo) decides to leave her familiar New Jersey home in search of her childhood dream of becoming a respectable songwriter. She heads to New York City, rents out an apartment, and gets ready to...

IT'S an IT......and we kill ITS! (The Toxic Write Off)

Mon, 7 Aug 2000 17:37:18 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - This toxin spewing review is just one of 16 dealing with this environmentally charged movie. The other participants of this waste dump of a write off(just kidding it's fun) are wokeltstein, brundledan, mangiotto, zentropajk, mike_bracken, psychovant,...

What you can't see can bore you!

Thu, 3 Aug 2000 14:43:12 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - NOTE: This little note is for those who are wondering how i was able to see Hollow Man before it was released. My brother's company always gets to go to advanced screenings of movies but he rarely takes me for some reason. Well, after...

Spooky but in a fun kinda way!

Mon, 31 Jul 2000 19:59:26 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - Encounters of the Spooky Kind(1980): Sammo Hung

The story revolves around Courageous Cheung(Sammo Hung), a carefree cabby who considers himself the bravest of the brave. Cheung is a proud man who cherishes his title and so constantly puts...

Butcheringly Magnificent!! :)

Wed, 26 Jul 2000 19:27:39 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - Magnificent Butcher(1979): Yuen Wo Ping

The story revolves around rather big boned butcher named Lam Sai Wing(Sammo Hung). Wing, along with Ah Chik(Yuen Biao) and Ah Foon(Wei Pei), is a student of the legendary Wong Fei Hung's(Kwan Tak Hing)...

The movie that started it all!

Tue, 25 Jul 2000 18:22:06 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - Super Ninjas(1981): Chang Cheh

For just about all genre film lovers there is one movie that stands above the rest and this doesn't necessarily mean that it's good. In all actuality it can be very bad but what makes this one particular movie...

A deep penetrating dive into the plasma pool!(Write-Off)

Mon, 24 Jul 2000 19:36:38 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - This review is part of a write-off directed by knix, pyallen with a great cast of writers that include tattoodjedi, NealGoodAll, artybyjude, queenlyssa, mrsgrimm, grouch, redwolfoz, brundledan, logster55, hearseman, megasoul, stone77777,...

Insects unite to form-INSECTOCRON!

Wed, 19 Jul 2000 17:55:28 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - Phenomena: Dario Argento

It wasn't until i joined epinions that i finally discovered Dario Argento. I've never heard of him prior to this point mainly because horror movies never piqued my interest. When i started reading some horror movie...

Diablo II: Vengeance was only the Beginning

Wed, 19 Jul 2000 04:04:42 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - Diablo II: Blizzard Entertainment

Well i figured that since i wrote a review for the first Diablo and am currently addicted to the sequel that i may as well write a review. I haven't been hanging around epinions much recently and there is a...

X-Men: the Wolverine!

Tue, 18 Jul 2000 19:35:46 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - X-MEN: The Movie

This uncanny movie transports us to a world where humans are taking their next step in the evolutionary rung. Young children from all corners of the world are discovering amazing and frightening powers that the rest...

We're gonna need a bigger boat!(Write-Off)

Sat, 15 Jul 2000 03:57:46 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - My little toothy opinion here is just one of the 28 reviews offered as a write-off to commemorate the much anticipated 25th anniversary of one the horror genre's most coveted films. The other participants will be listed at the end of the review so be...

999 is the number of the beast in dog years!! :)

Tue, 11 Jul 2000 16:11:17 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - VideoHound's Horror Show: 999 Hair Raising, Hellish, and Humorous movies(1998:Mike Mayo)

To my gitty delight the long awaited Barnes & Nobles finally had its grand opening in my neighborhood about 2 weeks ago. I received a couple...

Asian Trash Cinema?

Thu, 29 Jun 2000 17:51:34 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - Asian Cult Cinema(1997: Thomas Weisser)

This book serves as a veritable encyclopedia of Hong Kong cinema. Thomas Weisser provides an alphabetical listing and mini-review for over hundreds of different Asian titles ranging from hyper-violent...

Making sex safe again!

Tue, 27 Jun 2000 20:49:43 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - Orgazmo

I just recently made a spending trip to Tower Records to build up my dvd collection but what i found there was a vhs movie that had such an original concept that i had to purchase it. This movie was Orgazmo, brought to you by Trey...

Awakening of the Dragon

Thu, 22 Jun 2000 18:39:47 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - Romance of the Three Kingdoms VI(R3K6): KOEI

I've been a fan of everything KOEI ever since i was first introduced to the original R3K for the Nintendo. So for me KOEI is identical to Squaresoft in that they don't release any bad games. I've...

Deep Rising..man me and titles just aren't mixing recently

Wed, 21 Jun 2000 20:27:17 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - Deep Rising: directed by Stephen Sommers

This movie tells the story of a band of mercenaries lead by Hanover(Wes Studi) and their mission to firstly hijack the Argonautica which is a luxurious cruise ship inhabited by numerous wealthy...

EverQuest for Windows: NeverEnding Quest

Tue, 6 Jun 2000 16:40:32 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - Everquest

When you hear everyone's ranting on epinions about this game being extremely addicting, heed their words because Lie They Do Not! A little less than a year ago i used to religiously play Everquest for about 6-10 hours a day. But...

Bushido Blade..nuff said'

Sat, 3 Jun 2000 16:34:58 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - BUSHIDO BLADE

Every once in a while, an innovative fighting game comes out that tries to up the standards set for this particular genre. First came Street Fighter(where the characters moved smoother and had special powers), then came...

Let's go smoke a peace pipe shall we?

Thu, 1 Jun 2000 14:17:12 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - Shanghai Noon

This comical tale tells the story of Chon Wang(Jackie Chan) and his quest to rescue Princess Pei Pei of the forbidden city who has been kidnapped by a traitorous imperial guardsmen(Roger Yuan). The rebellious Princess Pei Pei...

Brandon Lee=Bruce Lee...ummm NO!

Tue, 30 May 2000 15:03:56 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - LEGACY OF RAGE(1986) is a story about betrayal and vengeance. Brandon Ma(Brandon Lee) is a kind-hearted yet hot-headed young man who's best friend, Michael(Michael Wong), is the son of the local mob leader. Brandon, wanting to live a honest life...

Gore, Exploitation, Cannibalism....don't leave nothing out!

Mon, 29 May 2000 18:10:53 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - BLOOD FEAST is the story of a religiously fanatical follower of the evil Egyptian goddess Ishtar named Fuad Ramses(Mal Arnold) and his mission to resurrect her by preparing an ancient ritual called the.......Blood Feast! In order to bring this...

WOW!Check out the photo epinions has for MI:2 it's cool! :)

Sat, 27 May 2000 08:22:23 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - Mission Impossible 2

Hmmm.....i remember watching an interview with Tom Cruise(the producer of MI:2) a few days ago and he mentioned that this movie will be different than its predecessor and in most ways it was. The big difference would...

Squaresoft's first venture into the fighting genre

Fri, 26 May 2000 16:57:57 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SqueebinatorX - TOBAL NO.1 was squaresofts first venture into the fighting game genre and was their first release for the playstation back in 1996. Many consumers were actually skeptical, including me, about Squaresoft launching off their first playstation...