© 1999-2009 Shopping.com, Inc. This feed is subject to our terms of use: http://www.epinions.com/help/rss_terms http://www.epinions.com/user-SpookyMonkey Recent reviews written by member SpookyMonkey en-us 121 37 http://www.epinions.com/ http://img.epinions.com/images/epi_images/logos/epinions_121.gif http://www.epinions.com/content_469146832516?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - What happened to your old mp3 player?Eaten by wolverines. Or dogs. Maybe cows. Perhaps all of them at once in a giant menagerie of electronic-ruining conspiracy.Lost it. Yes, and I don't feel like rifling through manure to... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~469146832516 Sun, 3 May 2009 15:54:18 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_469146832516?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_461303090820?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - Something has to be amiss here. You -loathe- Shakespeare.This is quite true. Nothing angers me more than having to read ponsy, self-flagellating, latently perverse and loquacious British prose, except having to watch people on stage performing... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~461303090820 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 23:40:53 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_461303090820?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_461283954308?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - Returning with another complaint, I see.I'm less than happy with my choice of reading material lately. Rather than blame others, which would be wholly irresponsible of me, I'm blaming everyone else from Orson Scott Card, Books-A-Million, Big... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~461283954308 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:37:23 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_461283954308?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_427548708484?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - Yes, let's start another review with references to your various bodily humors, shall we? This review has been five years in the making. Or just fifteen minutes it takes me to run out of crass things to say. I'm amazed you ever run out of... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~427548708484 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:58:23 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_427548708484?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_427537108612?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - Boy, someone's going to have your behind for this review. Well sometimes you do things because you love someone. Sometimes you do things because you want them to know the truth. And sometimes you do things because you're pretty sure they don't... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~427537108612 Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:57:28 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_427537108612?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_427405840004?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - I would have thought you'd be pro any movie that benefits all of monkeykind. Yeah, me too. Jet Li, Jackie Chan, martial arts, a monkey king, fight scenes and I walk away disappointed. I don't think there's a scale yet made to measure the amount... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~427405840004 Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:43:29 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_427405840004?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_423518768772?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - That's an obscure Patrick Stewart reference you've got there. Well I can't help but feel that he had a hand in this film. You feeling okay, monkey? Well, I have been playing a lot of Ravin' Rabbids lately. My imitations of said rabbids... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~423518768772 Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:21:34 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_423518768772?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_423374196356?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - You have an unhealthy obsession with bunnies. No, I have a healthy and perfectly natural obsession with juvenile humor and gastrointestinally harmonic lagomorphs. That's code for belching and farting, right? That it is. And coupled... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~423374196356 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:19:47 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_423374196356?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_423034719876?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - Bullard, who had been, before he retired, successful in many fields, enjoyed reviewing his important past. But he faced the problem that complicates the lives of cannibals - namely: that a single victim cannot be used over and over. Anyone who had... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~423034719876 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:08:23 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_423034719876?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_422917803652?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - A two-parter. How trite. I'll trite your face with the business end of something that means business, buster. This review is nothing more than your feeble attempt to bring yourself to ten reviews to scam that ten bucks out of epinions,... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~422917803652 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:07:03 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_422917803652?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_422781750916?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - Why do bunnies cry? If you cut a bunny, does he bleed? In the right type of stock, are bunnies absolutely delicious? It seems that we, the general public, will never know the truth about rabbits. They've taken it upon themselves to take the darkest... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~422781750916 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:20:18 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_422781750916?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_422766153348?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - Hungry and lazy - that must mean you. Don't forget sexy-smelling. Let's not forget my last review. Yes, or dung-laden, drunk and now significantly lighter in the wallet. Yes, well the slow cooker didn't set me back much. While I'm all... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~422766153348 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:44:25 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_422766153348?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_422647402116?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - Do you want to know how this monkey keeps his harem of women monkeys full and his pimp hand strong? Well, the answer to that won't lie in this review, but you can learn how to smell like Spookymonkey in public this season. No one wants to smell... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~422647402116 Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:50:47 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_422647402116?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_422481333892?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - "Put it this way - Noah was bad, but you should have seen the others. It came as little surprise to us that God decided to wipe the slate clean; the only puzzle was that he chose to preserve anything at all of this species whose creation did not... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~422481333892 Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:42:44 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_422481333892?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_422343380612?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - Author's note: I intended to introduce this review with the quote 'Brevity is the Soul of Wit' - smart because not only does it nail what the author tried to imply by making such a farcical book, but also because it was quote from Polonius in Hamlet, a... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~422343380612 Sun, 16 Mar 2008 17:48:49 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_422343380612?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_422158110340?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - An artist is a creature driven by demons. He doesn't know why they choose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why. - Faulkner ...A story about Theakston's Old Peculier. Oh God, here we go. Should I sit down? Get popcorn? Perhaps swish... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~422158110340 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:15:35 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_422158110340?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_422150442628?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - Listen to this, I tell the woman on the ledge. His captors made him quit smoking. They changed his diet and made him exercise every day. They held him that way for three months. When the ransom was paid and the man was released, he doctor looked him... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~422150442628 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:03:16 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_422150442628?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_422014062212?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - Course objectives: In this course students will use journalistic techniques and sexual repression to write socially engaged, morally outraged fiction with unambiguous endings. Students wil also grow their own food on the narrow but fertile strip of... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~422014062212 Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:25:58 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_422014062212?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_421621042820?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - Hey monkey, I thought you'd quit. Not me, I'm like hemorrhoids - you think I'm gone and then bam! I'm all over your butt again like what? You've clearly learned little in your absence. Homey don't need no education. See that degree on... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~421621042820 Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:40:15 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_421621042820?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_404660784772?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - Back home, I spent a sleepless night, and Paola stroked my hair. I felt like an adulterer, yet I had done nothing. On the other hand, I was not troubled for Paola's sake but for my own. The best part of having loved, I told myself, is the memory of... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~404660784772 Tue, 2 Oct 2007 21:44:04 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_404660784772?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_404273073796?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - Look! A bullet almost hit my wife's cheek. Liberty is priceless! I have a hard time believing that someone of your stellar and overwhelming intellect could be tricked or otherwise cajoled into doing anything against your will. Not... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~404273073796 Thu, 27 Sep 2007 17:24:40 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_404273073796?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_404122209924?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - I thought you only reviewed books now. Yeah, well they have too many words right now. I like my women like I like my books - transposed on film and coming out of Viggo Mortensen's mouth. That's not only a disgusting visual, but it doesn't... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~404122209924 Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:15:32 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_404122209924?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_402313219716?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - The full title of this book is "Three to See the King". The title listed is in Spanish but the book is not in Spanish. No one knows why that is; no one has dared to question it thus far. Mills may or may not have eaten burritos during the creation of... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~402313219716 Mon, 3 Sep 2007 15:47:50 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_402313219716?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_402178543236?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - Jeff Pleat (Human Resources Director): According to our records, we engaged Buster Casey for two weeks in the capacity of dishwasher. By apparent coincidence, during the brief span of his employment with us, some sixteen dinner guests... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~402178543236 Sat, 1 Sep 2007 16:15:53 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_402178543236?linkin_id=8003929 http://www.epinions.com/content_402115563140?linkin_id=8003929 rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author SpookyMonkey - With the same blind gesture of childhood games like pin the tail on the donkey, he pushed his scalpel into what he hoped was the poor animal's heart, and it expired like a balloon. The thing was, why he had submitted so mindlessly, why hadn't it... http://www.epinions.com/content/submit.html/comment_~402115563140 Fri, 31 Aug 2007 17:49:41 GMT http://www.epinions.com/content_402115563140?linkin_id=8003929