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            <title>I Like My Pencils Like My Women - Refillable and in Assorted Barrel Colors!</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - NOTE: Please be forewarned that this review has not reached the pinnacle of consumer helpfulosity and its content has been deemed merely &apos;somewhat helpful&apos; by Epinions&apos; resident mechanical pencil experts. Cadillac emptor! Once again, ennui...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 5 Aug 2003 16:30:02 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Despite an Utter Dearth of Naked Breasts and Car Chases, Pixar&amp;#146;s Finding Nemo Still Works</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - Pixar Animation has a knack for taking worthwhile values and exhibiting them through the personification of various critters and/or inanimate (yet animated!) objects - imbuing them with distinctly human characteristics and using them to demonstrate very...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2003 04:46:09 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Buy the Affordable Canon i320 Ink Jet Printer: Britney Spears Naked Breasts Will Thank You!</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - Printers are just getting cheaper and cheaper. I have almost started looking at them as disposable items &amp;#150 sort of like Bic lighters, chewed-up bubble gum, or used Hyundais. They are inexpensive enough that when one of my printers quit working,...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2003 17:29:37 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Don&amp;#146;t Be Fooled by Cheap Imitations &amp;#150; Be Fooled by EXPENSIVE Imitations!</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - Tequila tastes good. And, assuming the June 12, 2001 report of the Periodico Publico newspaper of Mexico is inaccurate, Porfidio bottles REAL tequila, perfectly delightful for those who enjoy the taste of real tequila. Those who savor the...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 1 Apr 2003 06:15:17 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress &amp;#150; Dai Sijie</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - How would you cope if you lived in a world of lies &amp;#150 in a world where lies were represented as truth, and truth was strictly forbidden? Would you or could you discern truth if it had been purposely withheld from you and replaced by the...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Feb 2003 18:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Thugs, Flaxseed, and a Constipated Chihuahua</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - Escapist literature is not usually my forte. I generally feel the need to be productive, to read something that will educate me, enlighten me, give me information that I can apply to my life. The term &amp;#147guilty pleasure&amp;#148 is very apt for my view...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jan 2003 12:04:53 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>PARENTING FOR DUMMIES!</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - Rodrigo, the father of three sons &amp;#150 nine year old Lemuel, seven year old Butch, and six year old Mao &amp;#150 has consented to let his children watch a rip-roaringly funny Don Knotts movie and eat potato salad with their bare hands out of an...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 14 Jan 2003 19:38:03 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>&amp;#147;Women &amp; Other Animals&amp;#148; INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, Gorillas, Herons, Rabbits, and Circus Tigers</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - Women are strange, wonderful beasts. They mystify, yet enthrall, their simpler male counterparts, and never cease to amaze with their adeptness at skinning catfish, pulling drowned cow carcasses out of frozen ponds, transforming themselves into...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 7 Jan 2003 13:58:32 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Bounce me into insanity, you little magenta fiend!</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - In the pre-Christmas rush (surely the best time to shop), I found myself in a Wal-Mart (surely the best place to shop) with my wife (surely the best partner to shop with). Setting aside my unabashed glee at being packed &amp;#097;ss-to-&amp;#097;ss with total...</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 2 Jan 2003 17:48:06 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Lean, Mean, and Smelling Less Obscene!</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - After a difficult day of toiling, sweating, inadvertently rolling around in wombat manure, being pelted with rotten eggs, and rubbing my naked flesh all over wet goats (please don&amp;#146t ask what I do for a living), the last thing I want to do is go home...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 1 Dec 2002 16:16:11 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Nike NIKE&amp;#174; Swoosh Crew Socks: Societal Faults Inaccurately Attributed to NIKE&amp;#174; Swoosh Crew Socks &amp;#150; British Pop Singer to Blame</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - I was one as you were one And we were two so much in love forever I loved the white socks that you wore But you don&apos;t wear white socks no more, now you&apos;re a woman. - &amp;#147First Episode at Hienton&amp;#148 &amp;#150 Elton John Someday, I...</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 21 Nov 2002 20:20:58 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>The Death of Common Sense:  How Law is Suffocating America</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - It is a cornerstone of Constitutional law that America is &amp;#147a government of laws, not of men.&amp;#148 Intuitively, that sounds peachy keen; nobody is above the law, the law applies equally to all &amp;#150 even to those in power. But has that idea been...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 28 Oct 2002 13:49:10 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>THIS IS SPINAL TAP &amp;#150; A Blissfully Engrossing Ascension to the Pinnacle of Documentary Filmmaking</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - The documentary as an art form is an oft-overlooked and seldom commercially viable medium. This is rather surprising, actually, with the viewing public&amp;#146s newfound fascination with &amp;#147reality TV&amp;#148 and the constant blurring of the lines between...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 26 May 2002 06:04:39 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>POLAROID PDC640 DIGICAM:  A Voyeur&amp;#146;s Worst Nightmare</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - I would like to locate the designer of Polaroid&amp;#146s PDC640 digital camera, punch him in the ear, demand my money back, and shove this inferior hunka hunka burning junk straight up his hindquarters. Sideways. It displeases me that much! The...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2002 19:52:50 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>SCADS on a Book:  It&apos;s a Red Letter Day in Epinionsville!</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - I. Introduction (A Scadly Preamble) Those Puritans really knew how to get things done! Hangings, witch hunts, whippings, public shaming; man, those were the good old days! Who needs football or the World Wrestling Federation when there is such an...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2002 02:50:17 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>My Daddy He Disowned Me &amp;#145;Cause I Wear My Sister&amp;#146;s Clothes</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - I have recently fallen into the poor habit of writing informally and injecting too many of my own thoughts and biases into my Epinions efforts. In order to remedy aforementioned shortcomings, I have opted to adopt a more structured, formal style and...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2002 19:16:09 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Mamas, Don&amp;#146;t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Despots (Lexiphiliac Writeoff)</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - As many of you know, I am currently working towards my long-term goal of global domination and subjugation of all the people of the world under my iron fist of sordid justice. Oh sure, others have tried and failed before &amp;#150 Alexander the Great, the...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 4 Jan 2002 04:53:54 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>BIGFOOT SPOTTED IN ROSWELL DANCING WITH AGING ELVIS PRESLEY IN DRAG!</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - You are all familiar with &quot;Weekly World News&quot;, although few of you will admit to actually reading it. It is the sensationalistic &quot;news&quot; rag proudly displayed at the end of every supermarket checkout lane in the nation, comfortably nestled among the...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 2 Dec 2001 17:35:59 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>A Puissant and Efficacious Allgood Offering</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - Well they say it&amp;#146s the way that you look at life You can live in chains or be free to fly Looking down from cloud nine, way up above You can live in hate, or you can live in love ~ &amp;#147It&amp;#146s Alright&amp;#148  I don&amp;#146t remember...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2001 13:55:43 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>I-40 West, Milepost 315:  My Impromptu Vacation Spot (HTP Lovefest)</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - Green Acres is the place to be Farm living is the life for me Land spreading out, So far and wide Keep Manhattan, Just give me that countryside.  Thus went Eddie Albert&amp;#146s rallying cry for a simpler, purer &amp;#147country&amp;#148 way of...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 9 Sep 2001 05:58:21 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>John Wayne&amp;#146;s Sagebrush Trail :  An Unintentional Comedy</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - John Wayne, a wrongly-accused outlaw on the lam, is trying to elude a pair of posse members hot on his trail when he leaps off his horse and dives into a pond, breathing through a reed while submerged underwater. The sheriff and a posse member see...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2001 09:56:45 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Southwest Airlines: Southwest Airlines:  The Preferred Travel Provider of Bondage Enthusiasts, Leather Fetishists, and Sadomasochistic Freaks</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - You&amp;#146ve all seen those television commercials for Southwest Airlines. You know the ones I&amp;#146m talking about, the sixty-second spots where Southwest&amp;#146s C.E.O. Herb Kelleher is dressed in leather bondage gear, brutally whipping scantily clad...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 4 Aug 2001 11:00:43 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Walmart.com: HAIL WALMART, FULL OF STUFF, BLESSED ART THOU AMONG SHOPPERS...</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - Walmart is a corporate juggernaut rolling over everything in its path leaving a trail of death, despair, and carnage in its wake. And they have that cute little smiley face for a mascot! Here in Arkansas, Walmart is not viewed as just another store...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2001 11:36:44 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Vinyl Siding Installers: Resolving the Energy Crisis in Five Simple Steps</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - Ply your vinyl wares Siding today&amp;#146s perky homes Tomorrow you die. I am uniquely qualified to save the world. My complete and utter lack of scientific training coupled with my inability to comprehend even the most rudimentary...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2001 23:42:14 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Who gives a RATT&apos;s &amp;#097;ss?  Back in the cellar with you!</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Sordid-1 - As a goofy, supra-geeky, overly image-conscious teen headbanger, music played a rather important role in my shallow life - listening to music, not playing it (I don&amp;#146t play any instruments, although I could probably handle the kazoo with little...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 19 Jun 2001 21:21:00 GMT</pubDate>
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