Epinions Recent Reviews for Schlamozzel

Yes It Works As Advertised... BUT... *GRIN

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 15:31:23 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of a product that general home-owners and SLUMLORDS alike should own. Today's subject, the Dyson DC07 All Floors Bagless Upright Cyclonic Vacuum. Well as many of you...

UPDATEDAnnuity? I Believe It'll Take A YEAR To Get My PAYMENT!

Thu, 7 Aug 2008 12:25:12 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review to round out the "Big Three" in the category of "Bombastic Blundering Bunk-mongering Insurance Companies". Will you all please raise your toilet lids and give a "Royal Flush" to...

Oh REALLY? My DEAD MOM is STILL ALIVE???

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:02:39 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of yet ANOTHER shining example of what is VERY WRONG with corporate America. Get a load of (and I don't mean a load of in a GOOD WAY) Metropolitan Life - Life Insurance...

UPDATED Quiet Company??? Try DEADLY SILENT!

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:27:26 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review from along the long LONG road of dealing with the death of a family member. Today we have a nerve-shattering visit with "The Sound of Silence-Company" better known as...

Dirty, SLEAZY, Tacky, Morbid, Cerebral and DOWN RIGHT FUNNY!

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:10:17 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of something completely out of character for me. Well at least to write about anyway. There is an "up and coming" comedian whom I have the personal PLEASURE of...

There's a FINE LINE Between "Sharp" and RAZOR!

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:27:40 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of a kitchen product that gives me a professional "edge" at the cutting board. From the trusted name in kitchenware comes the Farberware Pro Forged Chef's...

My First "Real" Knife. My "BEST FRIEND" In The Field!

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 17:08:48 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of an item that has been by my side for decades. My very favorite item to wear when "sporting" is the Buck Woodsman Fixed Blade Knife. You know, it's simply...

The Girdle of "Auntie Ernestine"

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:44:16 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another genuine Slumlord Brand (TM) review of a product that every HONEST, LAW ABIDING, LICENSED TO CARRY Slumlord should own. To me it is affectionately known as , "Auntie Ernestine's...

And In THIS Corner, Weighing In At 16 Ounces... THE HAMMER!

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:42:06 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of a product built to "drive home" the most stubborn in-laws! (JUST KIDDING) One item which every good Slumlord needs to have around. Mine is the...

15 Years And Counting!

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:42:27 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of a product that any "well dressed" Slumlord should have in their wardrobe. Especially those of us "re-tread" bachelors whom want to look dashing for that first...

You Won't Believe What It Cleans!

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:19:25 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of a product that all "re-tread" bachelors and everybody else should know about. The one, the only cleans what you'd never expect Tide Free of Perfumes and Dyes...

Maybe THIS Should Replace The Word, "BELCH"...

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:54:25 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review. This time we are talking about what every SLUMLORD should carry when listening to "I can't pay the rent" sob stories. That magnificent OTC suspension known as...

The END of the ANNOYING cLiCKy-KlaCkY As We Know It!

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:43:40 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of a product that will likely change the way American society goes over the edge. Let us all "doven" and pay homage to the BIC America (R) Atlantis(Tm) Retractable Ballpoint...

From Cradle to the Grave... For My Late Mother

Thu, 6 Mar 2008 14:43:14 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of a product that will forever remain on my mind. This would be the aromatic Chanel No.5 by Chanel. Many of you "repeat readers" know that "Mother Schlamozzel" is...

Ahh... For Those Who Choose Perfume By The Gallon...

Thu, 6 Mar 2008 13:56:54 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of what the discerning "re-tread" bachelor Slumlord wears IF... a) he prefers to project an image of "No Flies On Me" (see also PESTICIDE) b) his latest dress...

Dun-ta Dun-ta, Dun-ta Da... "Italian Cooking Zone" Next 300 Words.

Mon, 3 Mar 2008 11:08:42 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi everyone, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of a true cuisine crowd-pleaser. Direct from this "family-owned" and "privately held" company to you comes a batch of 4C Bread Crumbs - Flavored 46oz...

It Lasted ALMOST A Month

Sat, 1 Mar 2008 15:08:22 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi everyone, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of a "kitchen product" which may be of interest to other "re-tread" bachelors (or bachelor-ettes) like myself. Today we examine for use the Bialetti Hi-Base 12" Frying Pan...

YES, uh.. no, yes, wait a minute... NO!... Ye... UGH!

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:10:36 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of another something new for me to write about. The Belkin High-Speed Mode (HSM) Wireless G Desktop Network Card (Don't worry. One of these days real soon I'll...

Southland Micro 256 MB DDR RAM (33L5037-S): Like The Rain Forest in Puerto Rico, Call This "EL JUNKY"

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 18:16:21 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of something new for me to write about. This would be the Southland Micro 256 MB DDR RAM (33L5037-S). One of the more liberating qualities of becoming an...

Call Me A Sappy "Flag-Waver" But This Music Is Americana Emeritus

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:56:43 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of an item that does get your "red-blooded" spirit and emotion running. Nothing better for a "re-tread" bachelor like myself to be blaring through his speakers than,...

Grimmel-Grommel Skritch-Scratch... Bad Knives BUT A Happy Ending!

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:26:14 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of a product that would have turned any butcher into a drooling idiot basket case. This would be the Calphalon Kitchen Essentials 6 Piece Traditional Cutlery Set...

No... NO... NOOOOOooooooooooo!

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:03:49 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi everyone, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of a product intended to make your life more simple. But as we all know, "The road to __________ (fill in the blank) is paved with good intentions". This holds so true...

Seventy-six Trombones Led The Big Parade! With The Shiniest Shoes You'll See Anywhere!

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 14:31:58 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi there, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of a product that even us SLUMLORDS are happy to use. So get out your shades because the shimmering glow that's coming at you is caused by this Kiwi Parade Gloss Shoe...

We Interrupt This Eggplant To Bring You A Special Bulletin...

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:09:12 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - Hi everyone, Schlamozzel here with another Slumlord Brand (TM) review of a product that wouldn't cut hot, melted butter at the gates of hell! This would be the Chicago Cutlery Premier Fine Edge 10-pc. Knife Set. Hello I'm...

Mr. "E.D." Is DEAD or "Pop Goes The Weasel!

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 14:34:21 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Schlamozzel - WARNING***WARNING***WARNING
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