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            <title>I can&apos;t even think of a pithy title...</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - From an e-mail I sent to Best Western Customer Service:&amp;nbsp; Since the moment we arrived, we have been disappointed with the level of service at this hotel. First, our room was not ready (granted, we arrived before check-in), so we were asked...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 3 Oct 2009 18:00:03 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>No Need To Bee Frightened</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - Joey B. and me used to play those adventure titles over at his house, first on his Commodore 64, in the classic verb-noun text-only motif, then, eventually, with some sparse side-scrolling graphics (which were often more confusing than elucidating) on...</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 2 Apr 2009 15:17:57 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Buffeted By The Buffet</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - Mela is very proud of their buffet. Very proud. And, really, it looks as if there&apos;s a lot to be proud of; from what I could see, it looks to be a very nice buffet. Really. I&apos;m just rarely a buffet kind of...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:16:06 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Just There</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - The great thing about San Antonio is not the tourist haven of the Riverwalk, or that monument to illegal immigration known as the Alamo; no, the great thing about San Antonio is that there are about a billion little locally-owned, storefront...</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 5 Nov 2008 22:23:04 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>How Now, Brown Corpse?</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - Romero had exactly two good zombie movies in him. Unfortunately, this was not one of them. Georgie shot his wad early, on his first two undead flicks (he had some other, non-zombie, movies between the first two Dead pix...including an OJ...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:56:38 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Kickin&apos; It Old Skool: I Get A Kick Out Of-- Oh, Never Mind....</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - I am not sure where Jamie Kennedy comes from, career-wise, and why he was given an opportunity to make his own movie(s). Perhaps he has extremely wealthy parents. Maybe someone owes a friend of his a favor for something. He just doesn&apos;t seem like the...</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:03:55 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>It Came From The &apos;80s....</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - SPOILERS ABOUND. You&apos;ve been warned. &quot;The Osterman Weekend&quot; is a deeply flawed movie. Then again, the 1980s was a deeply flawed decade. You can start with the hair, and work up...the hair is really pretty bad. Then there&apos;s the...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 2 Jun 2008 21:28:35 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Calling Cthulu...Cthulu? Cthulu? Is that you?</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - This is a console game that started from a series of stories that became an entire literary mythos, then a genre of fiction, which then inspired a role-playing game. While I like all its predecessors, its ancestry shows. This is not, as far as I...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 14:54:05 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Who&apos;da Thunk?</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - You&apos;d probably expect Kanab, Utah. It&apos;s one of those miniscule towns that seems to have sprung wholly-formed at the intersection of two lonely country highways, strung between interstates, a gas-and-go locale for transients. So you might have...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 18:30:53 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Invisible: Hopefully, You Can&apos;t See It</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - Because, like, it&apos;s invisible. And you really don&apos;t want to see it. Really. You don&apos;t. This is a Bad Movie. Not bad as in &amp;#147B-movie&amp;#148 bad, or as in &amp;#147it could have been good but the studio suits messed it up,&amp;#148 or bad as...</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 3 Jan 2008 22:18:10 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Jaws: Unleashed for PC: Chompification</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - So here&apos;s what I picture...I picture a group of computer game execs sitting around the table in a conference room, discussing plans for their proposed hot new title. They bat some notions around, each comment getting the group more excited and...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 12:45:31 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>DeFailed</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - The first line our boy Jean-Claude utters in &quot;Derailed&quot; is, &quot;I&apos;m on vacation.&quot; Forget that it&apos;s a cliche for the action hero to be reluctant about being recruited to save the world...no, I think we have to face up to something far more sinister: I...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:09:50 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Highest of Flights</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - At the Air Force Academy, they made us memorize a poem called &quot;High Flight,&quot; by a young pilot who died not long after writing it. It&apos;s a somber, moving sort of thing, standing as a testament to the triumph of man over nature, in attaining conquest of the...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 2 Sep 2007 17:56:41 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>High School Simulator</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - I never really wanted to go back to high school-- wait, okay...that&apos;s not true. I never wanted to go back as a student. I really dig being a teacher. But I didn&apos;t enjoy my high school days as a student. It was not fun. It was a creepy, slow,...</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:56:48 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Vinge, Supreme</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - Because many excellent writers are so prolific, it&apos;s often difficult for new writers to break into the market in any significant way. Who&apos;s going to read a newcomer (and risk wasting the hours it takes to read a bad book) when there are so many proven...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 14:33:03 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Andy Hartzell - Fox Bunny Funny: Hartzell, Andy-- Handy</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - Okay, I have to start this by admitting I&apos;m biased. I have a rather large bias, too: Hartzell is a good friend of mine. We&apos;ve worked together in the past, on more than one occasion, for much mutual profit. Plus, the bastard still has my cooler...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 3 Jul 2007 16:09:04 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Rogue? Definitely. Trader? I dunno...</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - Could be. Or it could be that he was just a regular ol&apos; flim-flam artist. You be the judge. But don&apos;t use this movie as your evidence. This is the story of Nick Leeson, the man who nigh-singlehandedly brought down one of the largest private...</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:21:43 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Hippity-Hoppity</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - There they go, down the bunny trail. The bunny trail to massive, computer-fueled riches, I mean. Steve Jobs and Bill Gates are two of the Information Age&apos;s archetypical players, so it&apos;s only right that they be portrayed in the medium most...</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 5 Apr 2007 18:16:03 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Tribute to the Terminator</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - This is not a film. It is pure homage to the Great Ripped One. Which makes sense. I mean, Hollywood is in California. Arnie is the no-kidding gub&apos;ner of California. Why would anyone with any semblance of intellect (or movie-making talent) rock that...</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 4 Apr 2007 15:51:43 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Too Much Funny</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - I don&apos;t like kids. Don&apos;t like the idea of having them, don&apos;t like being around them, and don&apos;t like the way our culture seems to use &quot;children&quot; as an excuse for an astounding host of idiotic things. Which, I guess, makes me an outlier. But, if...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 9 Mar 2007 15:03:18 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Back To High School. Or, Just Drive A Nail Into My Skull.</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - I wasn&apos;t all that thrilled with Chaucer the first time I met him. It seemed to me that the entirety of English teachers worldwide were in a vast conspiracy to make kids hate reading by forcing them to consume ancient garbage, while ignoring (or worse,...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 16:27:50 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>You Gotta Be Kiddin&apos; Me, Here</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - All right-- I get it. Yes. I understand. Gangsters settle all their problems, dilemmas, discussions, confrontations, and issues by beating the snot out of or killing someone. Gotcha. Sure. I, however, am not a sociopath, and would much prefer...</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 7 Feb 2007 22:01:12 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Astounding In Skank</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - Full disclosure: I don&apos;t like California. I don&apos;t like Los Angeles. I don&apos;t like Angelinos. I think the entire West Coast is just a hindrance that prevents Nevada from having beachfront property. These are my innate biases and prejudices,...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 21:29:11 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Ahem. Power Tower. This could be about me. But isn&apos;t.</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - I used to be really good at pull-ups. It was an exercise that I excelled at, exceeding the performances of those athletes stronger, bigger, and/or faster than. So when I recently gave up smoking (dammit), I found myself amped with a serious amount...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 21:47:53 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Stab Me In The Eye, Instead</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author SLOW - There was an old comic book motif known as &quot;injury-to-eye,&quot; utilized heavily in the pulp era of the early 20th century. When you wanted to make the bad guy look really, really BAD, you let him threaten/perform some act against the hero&apos;s eyeball...Dave...</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 22:15:25 GMT</pubDate>
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