Epinions Recent Reviews for Patach

Back to Dropsie Avenue by the Father of the Graphic Novel himself.

Thu, 19 Dec 2002 22:08:18 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - Mister Cockroach. What are you struggling for?? To maybe stay alive a few days more? … Well, there are only two possibilities! Either, Man Created God… or God Created Man! If Man Created God… then the reason for life is only in the...

The Chuckling Whatsit: My Thoughts Exactly

Thu, 19 Dec 2002 08:46:34 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - My local Library is getting a bunch of Alternative Comics, I took the opportunity to read as much as I can because I love these little suckers. Interesting enough, I stumbled upon this creepy little tale.

The Chuckling Whatsit is a...

Don’t Trust “Trust Company”! (Ignore the pun)

Wed, 9 Oct 2002 12:22:43 GMT
rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - Time plays a huge role in the music industry. It gives the chance for imitators of past and/or dead music bands to lift themselves into the amateur or underground (or whatever they call it nowadays) sky just for a little bit of time, before MTV ruins...

Lilo & Stitch: Finally, Quality Entertainment and Disney CAN be friends!

Sun, 23 Jun 2002 15:13:11 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - A few people may recognize the fact that me and my close friend Neilworms (also a reviewer of epinions) hate Disney for many reasons. For one, the animation of such flicks are overdone, as if Disney’s corporation had the snapping of muscles on...

Redefining what it means to say “I got Hives!”

Wed, 19 Jun 2002 15:29:26 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - In my own “personal fad” of PJ Harvey and Tori Amos, I had every doubt in my mind that a Swedish punk garage rock band known as The Hives would come easing into my life with one of the shortest albums I’ve ever heard of, boasting...

I think my Nose is bleeding…(The Anime movie that makes you consider suicide)

Tue, 11 Jun 2002 16:00:44 GMT
rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - As if the Japanese animation market needed more putrid insults for itself, Spriggan pops into the scene acting like it’s going to win Best Picture at the Oscars.

Spriggan is the symbol of high budget stupidity in Japan. As we...

Go Luke! The Universe depends on your guitar skills!

Tue, 7 May 2002 13:54:39 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - Given time to lick their wounds from damage that Koei caused me when they released Dynasty Warriors 3, I was waiting for another sub-par quality game that the company that has dug itself in majority of Three Kingdom Wars of China...

Aw Dawg, these Noodles are dah SHIZZNIT!

Wed, 1 May 2002 12:38:04 GMT
rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - From the beginning of beat-rhythm games, there laid its pioneer. The one that pulled out the red carpet for such games as Bust a Groove, Gitaroo Man and, of course, the all-time favorite Dance Dance Revolution.

That...

Rough, Fast, and Rocking! Just like the bands before it!

Sat, 16 Mar 2002 16:53:46 GMT
rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - Whatever is on the radio is original. Yes… quite original.

They are as original as the original band!

The problem with Injected is that it doesn’t have anything original in it. It’s not such as the Gothic...

The American Dream of kicking Pikachu’s @$$ made a reality!

Fri, 22 Feb 2002 12:00:32 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Patach -

An announcement must be made, I have been absent in the massive crowd of videogame reviews for quite a while, so now instead of reviewing a product from an older system, I think it’s time to review something from Nintendo’s scrumptious little...

Tragedy, Auto-Biography, and a SUPERHERO WITH A CUP OF COFFEE IMPLANTED ON HIS SKULL!!!

Wed, 20 Feb 2002 11:20:48 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - A tragedy, an auto-biography, a comedy.

A broken heart, a cartoonist, a superhero with a cup of coffee implanted on his skull.

Shannon Wheeler is mostly known for his famous comic series Too Much Coffee Man, a...

Third Time’s Never a charm, the Jurassic Era is offended!

Thu, 10 Jan 2002 10:42:15 GMT
rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - I think they are trying to abuse me. Yes, it’s true. They are all after me because of who I am.

What other explanation there could be for a third Jurassic Park?

Jurassic Park 3 is the third chapter of the movie...

A Tragedy Play of human loss, starring a walking\talking Turtle

Mon, 7 Jan 2002 10:41:49 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - Dandel. I’m a turtle. My home is on my back. And yet I feel the most real home I’ll ever have is the space where our roads merged and traveled along together-for a time.

Yes, I’m reviewing a graphic novel called Goodbye, Chunky...

Achtung! Prepare for the Russian “Saving Private Ryan”!

Wed, 26 Dec 2001 14:31:29 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - The surroundings of my house was quiet. In one hand, I held the DVD of Pearl Harbor, a movie based on America’s War against the Japanese in WWII. In my other hand, I held the DVD to Enemy at the Gates, a movie based on yet… another...

When America tries to do Hong Kong… Jackie Chan shame ancestors!(BAH HUMBUG W/O)

Fri, 21 Dec 2001 11:03:04 GMT
rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - A few years have been past since the last Rush Hour was around. A major success in Jackie’s career, regardless of what millions of Jackie fans said about it.

The first Rush Hour sported the Hong Kong action comedic star,...

Merry Halloween! Uh… I mean Christmas!

Tue, 18 Dec 2001 11:00:22 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - It’s that time of year again, and for this reviewof “not-so-Christmas” cheer. I have come down to talk about my favorite Christmas movie of all time Tim Burton’s “The Nightmare Before Christmas”.

That’s right, Tim Burton has...

Lesbian Porno parody of the Blair Witch Project? Oh my F*CKING GOD!

Mon, 17 Dec 2001 10:49:15 GMT
rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - Warning:This review contains things I have never said in my life on epinions.com. Yesh... it's true. Now please put on your protective suit for nerve gas and enter this review!

Well well well… they have softcore porn for review in...

Osiris says this movie sucks more than the algae eaters of the Nile.

Fri, 14 Dec 2001 11:00:51 GMT
rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - The Mummy was the first line of defense against the Matrix craze in movie-dom the first time it showed its face. With an exciting simple plot followed by cool mixes of Egyptian myth, this movie seemed to be almost a five star.
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Tom follows the Fuhrer, and Jerry is a filthy Jew.

Fri, 7 Dec 2001 10:28:09 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - I pondered a little bit before even thinking about typing up this review.

Maus isn’t a comic book in the sense of how America unfairly judges a comic book. Maus is too great to fit in the category of superheroes and dumb cartoon...

Damn you Tim Burton! Damn you all to hell!

Tue, 4 Dec 2001 11:04:12 GMT
rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - What surprises me is that instead of accepting the license to do another Gothic theme flick to fit in his wonderfully made collection of dark and gloomy movies, Tim Burton… Gothic claymation producer of The Nightmare Before Christmas and...

THE BEATLES MUST SUE THE SHINS! FOR GEORGE HARRISON!!!

Mon, 3 Dec 2001 10:34:18 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - I’ve been pressing a lot of time looking for Underground bands. I’m growing sick of whatever is on MTV, so I’m looking around for something that’s NOT on MTV, but most appreciated for its music instead of the music video they create or the...

The Cello Players that surpassed the Hetfield and Ulrich.

Fri, 30 Nov 2001 10:50:43 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - Okay, I’m not the BIGGEST Metallica fan in the world. When it comes to their music I sometimes like it sometimes hate it. Mostly because Metallica sounds very orchestral at times but is sometimes ruined by the fact that it’s loud guitars and...

The Full Length Documentary of why Monsters are in your kids' closets.

Thu, 29 Nov 2001 10:55:48 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - Haven't you wondered where the age ol' fable of why monsters pop out of little kids' closets came from?

No? Me neither... I never even thought of it. Usually, when I thought of monsters... they lurked under my bed... not in the closet...

Sieg Heil Mein Undead Zombies and Witches! ZE SUPER UNDEAD RACE!

Tue, 27 Nov 2001 17:02:10 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - Yup, it's all true. Wolfenstein 3D, the first real successful first person shooter is back in Return to Castle Wolfenstein. Anybody heard of Wolfenstein 3D, if you haven't, don't raise your hand... the PC Gamers will arrest you and...

Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition (N09-00048) For PC: ALAS! THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH HAS FALLEN! (IS WINDOWS THE FACE OF GOD?)

Mon, 19 Nov 2001 10:56:40 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Patach - Written in November 2001, in the eyes of our Lord, William Gates. The Savior of our world. If thou shalt not believe in him, thou shalt burn in Macintosh Hell. For it is said in the Bible, that all non-believers will die!

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