Epinions Recent Reviews for ObiWanJabroni

Bastard German Deer, Hava's Breasts, and the American Dream -- An Odyssey -- LeXiphiliac W/o

Fri, 4 Jan 2002 16:07:59 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - Preamble -- a lot of people are gonna open their entries to this Lexiphiliac Write-Off with apologies. Not me. Instead of "forgive me ahead of time", I say to thee, "go f*ck yourself." I'll eat that NH for breakfast, then p*ss in your pool...

"The Ruler's Back"...and He Damn Well Knows it -- Jay-Z's"The Blueprint"

Fri, 30 Nov 2001 18:03:32 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - "...a retraction is certainly due after this one." -- closing line of my Life & Times of S. Carter diatribe, May 2000

"Mouthpiece for hustlers, I'm back muthaf*ckas." -- Jay-Z, September 2001

When a hip-hop head...

"It's Gettin' Warm....Feel Me" -- DMX's "It's Dark & Hell Is Hot"

Mon, 17 Sep 2001 11:12:04 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - Flashback to 1997 - way back when, when I was but a young jabroni, two cats blitzkrieged the underground hip-hop mixtape scene with furious force. One, whom we all predicted would have a long, glorious music career, was Canibus (or as people nowadays...

CMWO - Breakfast Club..Coming of Age On a Saturday Afternoon

Sat, 6 Jan 2001 19:01:19 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - Before I attempt to pass off this rambling as a legit review, I urge you to check out all the other great reviews involved in this Chicago Movie Write Off, hosted by her highness, levda. Take a few minutes to check out these bad-ass authors'...

Archived Web Services Reviews: Revenge Goes Digital -- Your Voodoo HQ, Pinstruck.com

Thu, 7 Dec 2000 12:58:59 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - There I was, humbly minding my own business, whistling a merry tune, and feeling downright wholesome. But what's this? Sitting menacingly in my inbox was a brutally mocking message -- "Darion, someone has cursed you!!" After regrouping and...

M:I-2 - All Style and No Substance Makes Ethan a Dull Boy

Wed, 15 Nov 2000 13:56:00 GMT
rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - OK, I finally admit it. I was one of the few and far between who actually ENJOYED Brian De Palmas big screen adaptation of the classic TV series Mission Impossible. Gasp all you like, I still watch it quite often. That being the case, the John Woo...

Sporty, Economic, and Enough Trunk Space for 3 Bodies!!

Thu, 2 Nov 2000 22:53:15 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - Well folks, as much as it pains me to say it, my wonderful, lovable, beautiful 92 Mitsubishi Eclipse has been traded in. We shared many laughs, cries, and wax jobs, but it was falling apart, so I traded it in for it's younger, hotter, more flexible...

Durable Multifunctional Headphones? Ahhhh, Sweet Euphoria...

Sat, 7 Oct 2000 16:57:23 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - One thing, if any, has been guaranteed throughout my teenage years. I must, no matter what, ALWAYS have music playing. So, naturally, I'm always on the lookout for good, sturdy sound equipment, especially headphones.

A few months ago, when my...

ICQ: Finally, Stalking Made Easy!!

Sat, 7 Oct 2000 04:20:20 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - Hi, my name is Darion, and I'm an IM-aholic. Yes, I've finally come to accept it, I'm addicted to instant messaging programs. The vile, despicable program that started my downfall was ICQ. Damn ICQ for making instant messaging as easy as it possibly...

"Race" to Pick Up This Album!! HAHA!!! OK, That Was Lame....

Tue, 3 Oct 2000 05:04:30 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - I must now stand before the world and shamelessly admit it. It took me 19 years to discover the glories of Bad Religion. Of course, I'd heard their name scattered here and there, and mentioned in plenty of publications hailing them as music titans and...

"Is It a Dream Or a Memory?" AKA Hold Onto Your Brain

Mon, 2 Oct 2000 22:01:13 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - I've been anticipating writing this review for months, but have kept putting it off for the simple reason that it's near impossible to describe the all out musical attack Slipknot offers within each complex, adrenaline packed song on the self-titled...

Step Into the Mind of a Madman

Fri, 22 Sep 2000 01:59:55 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - Alright, so I'm a little late in my review, my apologies, I had to let all the groupies and teenyboppers who, thanks to Eminem, officially claim to be underground, have their run with this CD. Joy to the world, TRL has stooped to a new low by aiding and...

I'd Rather Be Strung Up and Shot!!

Wed, 20 Sep 2000 03:54:30 GMT
rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - Oh Hardees, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...there, all done. I've never done a restaurant review, but I figured a good place to begin would be my very least favorite chain eatery, Hardees. So, without further adieu, let's let this machine...

"If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It" Never Applied More

Sun, 17 Sep 2000 22:54:24 GMT
rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - Note - Since I was officially the last person on earth to waste my 3 bucks on Scream 3, I've decided to go ahead and give away a few major details of the plot and climax but try to hold back on the actual ending, but if by some act of God or...

I'd Rather Read a Good Book...Scary, Isn't It!?!?

Sat, 16 Sep 2000 22:30:40 GMT
rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - (In my best Joel Gertner voice) Well, well, well, I do believe the time is right for a little cable company bashing, possibly to restrain myself from kicking the screen in on my TV. For the majority of my life, up until late last year, I lived in...

Not In My House, SUCKA!!!

Sat, 16 Sep 2000 20:21:39 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - Note..This is the start of about 10-15 reviews I'm RE-writing, because after taking one look at many of my early reviews, I was damn near on the verge of tears. So this will, hopefully, be a little more skilled with a lot more info and my thoughts...

The Epitome of a Necessary Evil

Sun, 3 Sep 2000 22:30:56 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - To be perfectly honest, I wasn't even sure how to approach viewing this movie, much less writing a review. Upon stumbling into my newfound Mecca, MovieMax, I was pretty overwhelmed to actually find a copy of Last House on the Left, along with many other...

A Classic, This Is...YES!!

Sun, 20 Aug 2000 01:35:14 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - What can one say that hasn't already been said concerning the Holy Trilogy? Not much, I'd expect, but allow me to give my take on my personal favorite of the three monumental milestones, The Empire Strikes Back. This is, to be honest, from a...

Return of the Freaky Styley

Tue, 15 Aug 2000 01:10:39 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - Once in a great while, a band comes along that is truly indescribable. The Red Hot Chili Peppers are nothing short of that. With a melting pot of musical styles and a back catalog of hits to make any artist jealous, it's hard to deny the impact the RHCP...

Tekken - The Way of the Warrior

Sun, 13 Aug 2000 01:37:49 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - Being a self-proclaimed Tekken aficionado, once I learned of the existence of a Tekken animated movie, I had found my new quest in life. Unfortunately, living out here in the middle of nowhere, it's hard to find anything above commercially produced...

The Best Techno Album Since...Uhh..That Other One

Mon, 12 Jun 2000 00:53:05 GMT
rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - Yes, as hard as it is to admit, I'm guilty of buying this album. Though the last few months of therapy have yet to ease my soul, I'm feeling a little brave tonight, so I'll attempt to recount my horrible ordeal within the comforting arms of epinions...

Say It Ain't So, Jigga!!

Sun, 21 May 2000 23:12:40 GMT
rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - Being a huge Jay-Z fan, there's actually no way possible for me to describe exactly how disappointed I was with the 4th album, The Life & Times Of S. Carter. After living lavish off the success of Reasonable Doubt, In My Lifetime, and Hard Knock...

Tekken Tag Tournament..My new way of life

Thu, 20 Apr 2000 18:45:48 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - First off, let me make it known that this is not an epinion of Tekken 3, but of it's newer more improved version, Tekken Tag Tournament. Tekken 3 was the first version of the series I played, and although it was good, I was raised a Mortal...

Wow, it actually lives up to the hype!!

Thu, 20 Apr 2000 17:38:50 GMT
rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - When I first heard all of the hype surrounding this game, I was hesitant to believe it. I've heard the same deal with plenty of games, movies, cd's, etc..and been let down. It took me a few months after the release to get my hands on a copy, and to tell...

Great kick for those block rockin beats

Thu, 3 Feb 2000 23:08:57 GMT
rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ObiWanJabroni - When i saw a set of these 12 inch Pioneer subs on sale for 55 bucks each at Sears, i jumped on it immediately, and was pleasantly surprised by how well these enveloped the rich deep low thump of every beat i could think of bringin to the table for a...