Epinions Recent Reviews for Namibia

Bird Gardens: Welcoming Wild Birds to Your Yard: Hansel's Bird Hex!

Mon, 13 Aug 2001 19:19:48 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - If you are a die hard reviewer with no tolerance for moronic drivel and androgynous lampshades, please read this review, it is both moronic and quite prone to drivel on your freshly pressed trousers!

I have never had much luck with the...

Punish me Sadistic Samurai, I've been a bad Geisha!

Tue, 26 Jun 2001 17:47:30 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia -

The Japanese seem to take great pleasure in torturing, so do many of us, but that is not the point. We torture our enemies, foreign exchange students and the elderly, but not ourselves. Well if you do come from East Germany, like I do, the crack of...

Mein Gott, hairy nipples!

Wed, 11 Apr 2001 03:28:30 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - Gott im Himmel, I must have fallen into the soft bossom of

my Mutti, Helga or as we Bavarians like to call it Marzipan

Knockwurst Himmel. No matter what you consider heaven, the first step in transforming oneself from a Bavarian goat herder...

The Triumph of Conformitiy

Fri, 17 Nov 2000 22:17:08 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia -

Hitler or more so Goebels the propaganda minister who commissioned Leni Riefenstahl to film and distribute this film of Nazi ideology and false promises, has given society one of the most shallow and hypocritical movies ever. A movie that...

Treeloot.com: I wish I could spray this tree with "Agent Orange"

Sun, 22 Oct 2000 19:07:23 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - Picture Curious George illustrated by a crack addict, with a crackpot idea, and Treeloot is the demented result. For some odd reason, Treeloot gets its kicks out of having those it likes to “con” out of their time, shock a monkey as the basic premise to...

The Bible: Humanity : The Great Flaw

Thu, 12 Oct 2000 03:21:21 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - I never write to offend or put down individuals and or their beliefs. This is one of those very opinions, an opinion that is my opinion solely. It does not have to be agreed with, but rather analyzed and viewed as the discussion it is. If you are a...

Inside the Great Tanks: Get your hands out of my gun breeches (britches)

Sat, 7 Oct 2000 03:49:03 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - Herr Flick never got into Panzer school, but he would sit many a sleepless night thinking about sighting his 88mm gun on a T-34 and brewing it up like a steamy vat of rancid Sauerkraut. Well my dreams never came true, but for all of you Panzer Pansies...

As hollow as a chocolate Easter Bunny

Sun, 10 Sep 2000 16:47:28 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - As we all know, Kevin Bacon is not the most dynamic or talented actor out there. I think a piece of bacon could have done a better job, after all, we can all use the f-word and act as if we have a chip on our shoulders. It doesn’t take talent. That’s...

Randomly Rehashed

Sat, 2 Sep 2000 22:13:22 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - Sidney Pollack, sounds famous enough, but with this stale and uninspired film, he may have earned the title of being infamous. Pollack has run out of steam on this project or reject as I see it, using great actors in a movie that appears to be of as high...

"Stay away from my nipple rings Jennifer Lopez!"

Wed, 30 Aug 2000 03:17:04 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - “The Cell” is a yet another box office movie that has all the glitz and glamour yet is lacking in real depth when stripped down to its basic plot line. Though it may be somewhat of a simple movie, it does contain good shock value, something you will...

This was made in Heaven

Sat, 26 Aug 2000 00:36:44 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - "Made in Heaven" was the last album to be put out by Queen, four years after Freddie Mercury's death to AIDS.

Recorded just before his death, this album is a reflection by Freddie on his short yet influential life, in a tone that...

"Baloney, Baloney"

Tue, 22 Aug 2000 00:00:19 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - “Jamon Jamon,” or “Ham and Passion,” is a Hispanic film of low grade Soap Opera quality, that should have been named the more aptly fitting “Baloney Baloney” (Spanish-subtitles)

Set in “Somewhere’s - Ville” Mexico,” Jamon Jamon” follows the...

"Would you like bread with your sex?"

Sun, 20 Aug 2000 03:45:51 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - Based on the erotic Chinese manuscript, "The Prayer Mat of Flesh," “Sex and Zen” offers both an erotic or should I say idiotic, and humorous look at fifteenth century China, be it in a totally overblown and inconceivable manner...

Pregnant at Seventeen

Thu, 17 Aug 2000 21:55:30 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - This magazine is highly contradicting on many levels, both morally and socially. So to make a long story short, no I do not agree with this magazine on any level, and believe me I am not one of high morals.

Well most of you that read my...

"Let's get Ebonically incorrect with the Colonel" Booya!

Thu, 17 Aug 2000 00:15:10 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - If you can't get jiggy with the new Colonel, then you won't be able to stomach this old Southern Gentleman's Ebonics or Chicken! Booya!

What has KFC done now? Don't you find it slightly strange that our new animated Colonel has suddenly...

The Futile Fugitive

Wed, 16 Aug 2000 05:42:16 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia -

"Tommy Lee, where is Harrison?" "What this isn't The Fugitive you say?"

"Darn, the gas must be leaking again!" "I thought I found Harrison rather curvy for a second, but I guess that was just Ashley Judd in...

"Beg you filthy mongrel, beg!"

Tue, 15 Aug 2000 19:52:01 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - Okay, Herr Flick never talks to his dog in this manner, only to the evil vermin he is interrogating!

Hey I even hold my dog to a higher regard than most of the human race! Sounds sad, but a dog never stabs you in the back, or ever lets you...

"Cameron and his Iceberg sized Ego"

Mon, 14 Aug 2000 04:06:00 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - "Iceberg right ahead!" "Bloody big thing, can't possibly be a berg, way too big!" "No, wait it isn't a berg, it's bloody Jimmy Cameron's ego!"

Cameron has once again established himself as an egotistical director...

Yippy for Gazoonga's

Sun, 13 Aug 2000 20:48:25 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - Being Herr Flick, I really despise most modern, mainstream music, especially of the rapcore kind. The worst being that which is brought to us by such bands as Limp Bizkit and Korn, who if one looks deep enough, actually have no musical or lyrical skills...

This is one soggy Chalupa, Hombre!

Sun, 13 Aug 2000 16:53:32 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - Herr Flick finds Taco Bell to be of superior quality, and gives it a three nacho cheese encrusted fingers up.

All in all Taco Bell is probably one of the best fast food joints out there, it certainly beats The Golden Arches hands down.
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The List of Life

Sat, 12 Aug 2000 23:15:42 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - Spielberg’s greatest achievement, showing that he has ability far beyond the realm of special effects and simple story plot.

“Schindler’s List” follows the exploits of rich business man and Nazi Oskar Schindler as he tries to save Poland’s...

The totally untrue story of the "Memphis Belle"

Sat, 12 Aug 2000 02:14:17 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - “Gott im Himmel, they are dropping bombs on my bunker again!"

The Belle as I like to call her is one of the most famed and widely known of all bombers from the Second World War and if I am not mistaken, of all time.

Sadly this...

Collins Gem German Dictionary: German Dictionary 101

Sat, 12 Aug 2000 00:21:58 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - Anything that contains the words Polka, Lederhosen or Knockwurst, is deemed acceptable by Herr Flick, and this in my opinion is one of them!

Collins produces some of the best mini-dictionaries in my opinion, small, compact and full of...

Eye-Deep in Hell: Trench Warfare in World War I: "The War that Time forgot"

Fri, 11 Aug 2000 20:19:05 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - "Oh we cry for thee forgotten souls, whose rotting bodies line earth's deep holes."

World War One may be long gone, and in some people's minds long forgotten, but in my heart it still holds a place.

This, the greatest and...

More pickling fluid than the morgue!

Fri, 11 Aug 2000 04:14:13 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Namibia - Gott im Himmel, those Poles really know how to pickle things, I am sure they have some pickled pigs trotters in there somewhere! Okay Herr Flick doesn't even know what a Schlotszky is but it sure tastes good and as long as I don't fall over dead from it,...