Epinions Recent Reviews for MommaBare

Relationship Rescue? I'm On Gilligan's Frickin Island

Thu, 5 Apr 2001 10:41:54 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author MommaBare - Well, my sister gave me this book,and I began to read it, and I thought you know what, I could learn a lot from Doc Phil. Doctor Phil is no ordinary Doctor: he isn't like Dr. Ruth, his head isn't in the gutter 24/7. He isn't like Doc Baker on Little...

Life Strategies? Well, it's a Start.

Fri, 30 Mar 2001 13:53:22 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author MommaBare - Dr. Phil is an amazing man, who has become renowned for his frequent appearances on the Oprah show. I love Dr. Phil. They call him, “Tell-It-Like-It-Is-Phil” because of his honest, no holds barred approach to self improvement. Of course, I don’t always...

General Reviews of Verizon Customer Service: Verizon Customer Service Stinks!

Tue, 30 Jan 2001 14:26:55 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author MommaBare - Oooch! Owch! Well, here I am again. Re-entry was a bit rough! I haven't written an epinion in so long, and all this change. Well, I have been motivated, because I threatened the customer service rep that I would write a scathing review of their...

Bonzi Buddy: Make It STOP!!!!!!

Thu, 28 Dec 2000 19:01:09 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author MommaBare - Oh my God, I hate this annoying little Grape Ape. Every time I get on the computer the stupid little ape says, "Yaaaaaawn. What are you doing up so late Momma?" And cracking Potsie Webber style jokes that are not funny, and telling me the most...

Archived Web Services Reviews: Where The He11 is George????

Sun, 3 Dec 2000 00:30:58 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author MommaBare - Hrm. I read about this website somewhere, and since I basically have no life, because my job is so boring that I am online wasting my boss' money all day, I surfed, I saw, I came back. Phew!

So, what am I talking about? It is one of those...

Archived Restaurant Reviews: Cuban Jazz and Rich Old Guys!

Thu, 30 Nov 2000 16:32:48 GMT

rating: 0/5 by: Epinions Author MommaBare - Well, I've actually eaten here once, for a full-on dinner. It was very expensive, and I thought it was passable, and nothing extraordinary! However, try and get in to the parking lot on a Wednesday night, and see what all the fuss is about! It's...

I need a Gram, dude. I am a Carb Junkie!

Wed, 15 Nov 2000 11:41:00 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author MommaBare - "Hi, my name is Momma, and I am an addict."

I am seriously a Carb junkie, man. Once I had like zero cash, and I was jonesin' real bad for a twinkie. I remember that I sunk to a real desperate level to get a fix. I...

Good fer Bottle Caps, Not So Good for Chitterlin's

Thu, 9 Nov 2000 15:33:31 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author MommaBare - I love dis Bar-bee syuit case. It have all the trapping of a luckshuree syuit case like the Louis Vweeton and Pradda. I have a extensive k'lection of voo-doo dolls and shrunken heads an a whole lotta bottle caps. I likes to lug 'em round in dis here...

Juiceman Junior. By Lloyd Jr.

Fri, 27 Oct 2000 11:17:34 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author MommaBare - I bought this here juicer, cause I done lost all ma' teefers in a bad auto mishap. You see, I was out checkin the earl in ma' 72 Pinto, and just then, when my head was good an' inside the hood, ma' wife Millie come runnin up from the outhouse screamin...

What?? I Caint Hear Ya! Huh??

Tue, 24 Oct 2000 14:48:10 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author MommaBare - I bought these darn speakers fer my derned son Ned. Ned be a loner, ya know, an he don't mind stayin in th' house fer days on end. Me and Pa decided that this here speaker systim mighta be a good idear fer Ned. He got his head berried in that there...

Ah Yes. A Cell Phone.

Thu, 19 Oct 2000 15:54:38 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author MommaBare - This phone has caused me nothing but aggravation and deceit. I am repulsed by the claims of the manufacturer which state that I will be able to contact other humanoid dwellers in a timely fashion. It is exempt from these claims. A spaceship did happen to...

Candy Apple

Thu, 19 Oct 2000 11:24:38 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author MommaBare - I own an iMac Special Edition and the new 'cube'. I love Apple. I love Macs. Having been in the graphic design field- (not any more) I was bottle fed on Macs for a long time. Sure- i have a PC too, but I really love my Macs. I suppose anyone who buys a...

Never Get A Ticket Again

Wed, 18 Oct 2000 12:58:21 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author MommaBare - The best car to buy is the Ford Crown Victoria. The 2000 model is awesome, powerful and mean. It is also the most popular car used by undercover cops, government officials and members of local municipal courts.

I had a 1989 Crown Victoria for...

VW 2000 Beetle; Punch*Buggy

Mon, 16 Oct 2000 12:14:01 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author MommaBare - I love my Volkswagen Beetle! I bought this car because it was a highly rated car for 1999, and I bought the 2000, hoping that the “bugs” had been fine tuned. The car was ordered in silver, with black interior, however, after waiting a month for...

Philips DVD 855AT: Awesome!

Mon, 16 Oct 2000 10:26:40 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author MommaBare - This review is about the DVD player, “Philips DVD 855AT”. I previously had a Mitsubishi DVD player, and it actually gave out on me a few months ago. I had it about a year. I was very shocked that a DVD player could break down so quickly.

I...

No More Pimples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I have Scars!

Sat, 14 Oct 2000 18:14:57 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author MommaBare - This review is about Boo Boo Zap by Benefit. I buy this product at the big shopping mall. I am not attractive woman, I have very big pus-filled craters and zits bulging from the whole face. I can no look in themirror because I am scare of my own horror...