Epinions Recent Reviews for LoneWOlf316

I'm Going To Show You How To Almost Kill A Good Movie.

Fri, 25 Apr 2003 15:25:31 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - With almost everyone talking about Hayao Miyazaki's latest film, "Spirited Away", I thought I would watch the last Miyazaki film that was picked up by a US company and almost ruined in the process, "Princess Mononoke." While it was a beautiful movie,...

Uncut My Hariy Tanned @$$!!!

Sat, 19 Apr 2003 22:48:22 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - I stopped at Wal-Mart the other day and picked up the first two Dragonball GT DVDs.

For those of you unfamiliar with the series, I'll give you a quick backstory:

Ten years after the end of DBZ, Goku is wished into a little kid by...

Vince McMahon's First Non-Wrestling Success!

Sat, 19 Apr 2003 15:47:50 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - Remember the WBF? How about the XFL? What about the movie "No Holds Barred"? Well, these are all things Mr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon tried that wasn't a solid wrestling venture (except for NHB, which was a terrible movie about wrestling), and they all...

The Best Fighter In A While.

Wed, 16 Apr 2003 17:39:10 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - I stopped by the nearest Target a week ago and I spent $20 on the latest Japanese Import into the US, Dragonball Z Ultimate Battle 22. Now, while 22 is a ton of fun, and any real DBZ fan would merrily go out and put the 20 on the counter to get it...

Best Possestion Since "The Exorcist"!

Thu, 19 Dec 2002 00:56:17 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - I, like most other people, first heard of the show and wrote it off as nothing more than a horrid Pokemon rip-off (and trust me, one Pokemon-esque show is plenty). But, I noticed that they actually were trying to get a plot and a message across to the...

I Must Be Dreaming!

Thu, 12 Dec 2002 23:12:05 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - Yes, everyone. For a short time in 2001, the "big three" in pro wrestling (WWF, WCW, & ECW) were all part of Vince McMahon's wrestling monopoly (but, my Boardwalk/Park Place Monopoly with two Hotels beats out Vinny Mac's "two failing businesses and one...

Eminem's Playing His Most Challenging Role Of His Life, Eminem!

Wed, 11 Dec 2002 14:13:42 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - Don't get nasty about the title. I just feel that while talentless actor/rappers like Will Smith, LL Cool J, & Ice Cube have acted, I don't think that they played rappers that are just like them. That is the case with Eminem (who opted to be credited...

Get Ready To Duel!!

Fri, 6 Dec 2002 16:27:12 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - First off, let me say that I know that the TV show that this game is from is nothing more than a 30 minute ad for all the toys, card games, and video games that this show uses (yes, even Dungeon Dice Monsters, GBA players will have that interesting game...

What's A "Bean Daddy?"

Wed, 4 Dec 2002 01:49:27 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - Recently, (thanks to my friend's detailed, thorough, and fun DBZ role-playing game), I became a fan of Dragonball Z. So, I thought that I'd have to watch the movies to get a better grasp of the series. Just as a note, this isn't the case. If this...

The Film R. Crumb Doesn't Want You To See.

Fri, 8 Nov 2002 17:46:24 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - After searching for years for this movie, MGM finally brought it out of their basement for a DVD release. Now, if you have seen the documentary "Crumb", artist Robert Crumb explains that he didn't want the film to be made. He hates Hollywood and...

Somebody Been Fukin' With My Mutha Fukin' Monay!

Thu, 7 Nov 2002 18:28:47 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - Well, I can officially call myself a Juggalo. After thinking I was a wannabe, I finally can say that I am one of the few, the proud, the Psychopathic. I say this because I have gotten as many albums I can get my grubby mits on (and love them all), and...

Get Ready To Drink Some 'Shine & Eat Some City Folk! (YEE-HAW!!!)

Fri, 18 Oct 2002 11:44:17 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - If you know me, you know that I love Troma films (well, except for "Igor & The Lunatics", but that's another review for you to read.), and this one is a true classic from the little Hell's Kitchen, NY based film studio.

Young (at the time)...

It's A Miracle! "Rambo" With A Plot!

Fri, 20 Sep 2002 15:16:19 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - Recently, I bought a few "must own" films for my Troma collection (from the Troma site). Besides "Redneck Zombies", "Surf Nazis Must Die", and "Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.", I picked up "Troma's War." I was expecting another guts and nudity filled film...

Stealin' Cars, Hirin' Hookers, And More Family Fun From Rockstar Games!

Fri, 9 Aug 2002 12:41:17 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - It seems that not everyone has played this game. I, personally, had my first experience playing this game the other day, and I have barely have had a chance to do anything else. This game takes over your life. It's just that good.

You start...

Shut Up And Bleed, You Mother Fu*ker!!

Fri, 21 Jun 2002 12:39:05 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - Well, folks, after the last two installments left a bad taste in the mouths of most fans, Sony has come back with classic Twisted Metal action. We have what may one of the darkest games ever made. Eerie stories and music to match are among the great...

Fu*king Mules, Always Playing Golf!!

Fri, 14 Jun 2002 12:36:56 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - For anyone who has access to the channel MuchMusic, then you may know about this little known series of "Behind the Music" parodys. But, for the rest of you, this series is a dead on parody of the popular VH-1 show. It is totally animated, with the...

Let's Go Make Some Art!

Mon, 3 Jun 2002 12:35:10 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - One of the latest films from Troma is truly a cinematic masterpiece. With all the gore, violence, nudity, and overall disturbing imagery known from Troma, this one will please every self-respecting Troma fan.

Let us now take a peek at the...

This Movie Will Offend Everyone!

Fri, 31 May 2002 12:29:42 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - That is the warning on the bottom of the box the video comes in. And, truth be told, it is one of the most honest statements ever said in the entertainment industry. If you are black, white, gay, straight, Italian, southern, male, or female, you will...

Well, The Title Is Cool, Anyway.

Thu, 30 May 2002 14:30:23 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - I can sadly say, my loyal readers, that my worst fear has come to pass. I have found a film from Troma that I not just hate, but am revolted by. Let me explain.

I picked up this movie at a used DVD place for $5, at least I didn't pay an arm...

Oh Yes! Now We're Getting The Proper Reaction.

Wed, 29 May 2002 12:32:29 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - For those of you who've read some of my earlier reviews, you may know that I love Troma movies. Among them, The Toxic Avenger (and it's sequels), The Class of Nuke 'Em High (which I still have to write a review on), Cannibal! The Musical, and this...

Touch Your Tongue To Mine.

Tue, 21 May 2002 14:31:42 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - While almost every overweight fanboy is drooling over the latest self-mastabatory chapter in what was once a great saga, the real fans (the ones who don't dress as characters and make a mockery of Star Wars in general) are enjoying the "Holy Trilogy" (it...

All Singing! All Dancing! All Flesh Eating!

Fri, 17 May 2002 12:31:48 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - If you have ever seen South Park and wonder how the sick minds behind that show got their start, now you can wonder no more. The Troma Team has finally released their first film, "Cannibal! The Musical", on video and DVD. I bought the DVD and have...

I Bent My Wookie!

Wed, 15 May 2002 12:33:39 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - Ah yes, Crazy Taxi. All the fun I had with that classic Dreamcast game. But, this isn't Crazy Taxi, this is better! It's a cracked Simpsonic take on said game. It's Road Rage and it cannot be missed.

Besides being a flagrant ripoff of the...

The Hulkster, RVD, And The Von Erichs In One Game? I Must Be Dreaming!

Tue, 14 May 2002 14:52:06 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - For Christmas this year, I got "Legends of Wrestling" for my PS2, and I can only say that it isn't a game for everyone. While every PS2 owning wrestling fan have played Smackdown: Just Bring It, almost no one seems to have given this game a chance...

Sharks Swim In Water, There's Water In My Toilet. I Rest My Case.

Mon, 13 May 2002 13:11:50 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author LoneWOlf316 - Recently, I became hooked on director Kevin Smith's style of comedy, and bought all of his work (thus far with the exception of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back") on DVD, and this complete series of "Clerks: The Cartoon" is some of the best. But, before I...