Epinions Recent Reviews for LaurenMarie

What do you get when you mix Connect 4, Tic-Tac-Toe, and Rummy?

Fri, 4 Feb 2005 22:08:09 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - What do you get when you mix Connect 4 Tic-Tac-Toe and Rummy? A very Addicting Game! If you know me, you should know I hate the five star system. It is too generic and not at all explanatory. Someone might as well just say "Woo...

Falling Off The Bone [CD & DVD] [Digipak] - Todd Barry: I Heart Roe vs. Wade

Sat, 15 Jan 2005 03:00:45 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - I am one of the "lucky" fifteen billion people who live in Northern Virginia and while, yes, this means that a small townhouse in a bad area sells for $200,000, 2 miles equals 1 hour commuting time, and I receive constant exposure to overly discontent...

Why was this one swept under the rug?

Mon, 16 Dec 2002 20:34:34 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - It’s a Monday evening in Lakeridge, Virginia and I sit on my love seat with my laptop propped in front of me. All the while the sweet sounds of Alanis’s album Under the Rug Swept rings out of the speakers.

I am sure I’ve...

Eerie...Invoking...Haunting...Beautiful. Simply Beautiful.

Fri, 13 Apr 2001 02:28:28 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - Enter the world of Harry Goldfarb.

One year.

Fall.

Summer.

Winter.

Spring.

So many things can happen in one year. For Harry...

Archived Web Services Reviews: I Dont Matter

Sun, 11 Mar 2001 05:55:37 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - I noticed I have not written in a while and...well quite frankly if you are reading this I am sure you wont agree with my Opinion right now. But isn't that the beauty of Epinions; that you can express you feelings and actually feel that you have...

Dude (noun): a man extremely fastidious in dress and manner

Fri, 22 Dec 2000 20:38:05 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - Dude you got a tattoo. Waa haa ha

So did you dude. Woohoo ho ho

Dude what does my tattoo say?

Sweet! What about mine

Dude! What does mine say?

Sweet! What about Mine?

Dude! What does mine say?

SwEeT! What about...

Have these people ever even been to "Suburbia"?

Tue, 28 Nov 2000 01:23:43 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - Crime and punishment in Suburbia.

Plot 6 out of 10

Roseane and her mother Maggie live in a huge house, they have everything that you could ever want, and yet they are miserable. Years ago Maggie married Fred, and he adopted...

"Okay, I wish you hadn't shot my girlfriends dog"

Wed, 15 Nov 2000 14:26:08 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - Why you may not have heard of this film

Wonder Boys originally was in theatres Feb. 2000, but after only making 18.7 million dollars, was pulled...only to be re-released this November 8th.

I don't know about you, but...

Man...this Sandler guy is connected...Look at all the stars.

Sun, 12 Nov 2000 01:44:14 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - Q: What do you get when you combine Mickey Mouse and Porn??

A: Kevin Nealon

okay...just keep reading and it will make sense at some point.

Plot: 6 out of 10

Okay there was some stupid plot glitches that...

Martha Focker

Thu, 2 Nov 2000 02:00:02 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - Top five ways to impress your future in-laws

5. Use the urinal fairy

4. Give them a pot of dirt

3. Break the urn of “mom’s” ashes just in time for the cat to potty in it

2. Hit the older daughter in the face with a volleyball...

Free thinkers at seventeen?

Tue, 26 Sep 2000 16:08:27 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie -

Tradition! Honor! Discipline! Excellence!

Travesty! Horror! Decadence! Excrement!

Plot 10 out of 10

How does one possibly describe all the intricacies that make this movie the wonder that it is. Many people have...

The Pacey of the movie wasn't right I MEAN THE PACE!

Mon, 11 Sep 2000 00:22:29 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - What I thought of this movie

This movie left me all but secure in my feelings for it. I still am not all to sure on what I think of it. It had its first-class moments...but it had its roughly executed ones too. Either way I have watched...

I guess it was just gossip that it was a teen movie.

Tue, 5 Sep 2000 14:31:19 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - It was Friday night and I just wanted to sit back with some friends, pizza (namely thin crust veggie...simply the best pizza ever made) and a good movie. I was at work and due to go home and I being a video store clerk was in charge of bringing a video...

A modern day Kaufman??

Sun, 27 Aug 2000 23:08:30 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - Ok, not really...but there are some similarities...but we will get to that.

Generally I stay away from music reviews...because music is a very personal thing. This may sound melodramatic, but the music you listen to defines a lot of your...

Have you ever had the worst day of your life? It gets worse.

Wed, 9 Aug 2000 21:39:49 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - My Opinion

I just wanted to watch a good movie, I had been at work for nine hours and hadn’t gotten a minute of sleep the night before. Who hasn’t been in this spot, thinking “I just want a good movie” Lord knows I have many a time.
...

I was called materialistic for having it...but I love my car

Mon, 31 Jul 2000 01:26:52 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - Now first off my title might be a bit misleading. Owning an Escort doesn’t make you spoiled by any means. Its not like my parents went out and bought me luxury car or anything. As a matter of fact...my parents didn’t go out and buy me anything, I bought...

A bit trite, but I love it none the less

Sun, 30 Jul 2000 15:28:31 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - My Opinion

I first saw Can’t Hardly Wait when it was in theatres. I couldn’t wait to see it (can’t hardly wait...couldn’t wait...a joke....ha-ha-ha....get it?) Anyway...All of my friends had already seen it by the time I had a chance...

Nothing but another teen movie

Sat, 29 Jul 2000 16:14:29 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - When I put this movie in, I did so not expecting too much. In all reality I expected very little, however people have been coming into the video store for about a month now asking if it was good. And I don’t like telling the masses that I don’t know. So...

I venture to say something I have never said before..

Wed, 26 Jul 2000 14:19:33 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie -

I wouldn’t mind a sequel. Okay, okay I’ve said it before...but that was about Drop Dead Fred and I SWEAR I don’t mean it anymore... Come on, I was like 8, Drop Dead Fred was a good movie back then. Ok...so I have said it once,...

The way I got out of seeing Poke’mon

Tue, 25 Jul 2000 18:43:06 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - I saw this movie because I didn't want to see Poke'mon...and can you blame me? I was able to bribe my little sister with a pack of "Team Rocket" cards and a different movie. I think I won out on the deal. I didn't have to see Poke'mon...

“I hope you take this the wrong way..."

Wed, 17 May 2000 13:22:15 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - ”The Bloodhound Gang’s record is called ‘One Fierce Beer Coaster’ and on the front of the record there is a picture of a beer coaster. So the record looks like a beer coaster. Whoo hooo hoo!!! That’s some funny f***ing s*** mother f***er. That s***’s...

A Priest and a Rabbi---oh this is too easy.

Sat, 22 Apr 2000 03:53:28 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - In loving memory of Robin Norton

Did anyone else notice the little note at the end of the movie that said In loving memory of Robin Norton? Well I did; and here is the scoop.

Robin Norton was Edward Norton's mother. Who is as you...

Yankovic, Weird Al: The weirdest greatest hits album I have ever bought!

Sun, 16 Apr 2000 18:46:06 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - “Weird Al” Yankovic’s Greatest Hits 2

I am a Weird Al fan. There I said it, I think he is a genius. (Literally---he graduated top of his class) His career has spanned over many, many years at this point, and he never fails to crack up the...

Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swinger's Club

Sun, 9 Apr 2000 04:01:10 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - A fair warning--you will either really love it or really hate it, and with that in mind....

My Opinion

I loved this movie, and have even come to own my own copy of it over the years. The idea was genius, and leave it to Mike Myers...

All I know is I am safe, because you are the next one to die

Sun, 2 Apr 2000 13:56:17 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author LaurenMarie - The Plot

I realize you most likely know what is going on, but I will humor you and perhaps tell you more than you already know:

Alex Browning (Sawa) is embarking on a trip to Paris with his class of 40. He obviously fears the possibility...