Epinions Recent Reviews for Kwee

“Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi”

Wed, 12 May 2004 21:31:48 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - There are few directors in this world capable of making every film they create a true masterpiece, and an instant classic. Japanese director Hayao Miyazaki is one of those people. From “Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind” and “My Neighbor...

A Blast from the Past!

Wed, 12 May 2004 15:21:14 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - While working at Toys R Us in the electronics department, I came across the “Plug and Play” games as soon as they came in. Of course, being the classic game connoisseur that I am, I was sold the very instant I saw Pac-Man on the side of the box. I...

Hundreds of Kids, and Still Kicking...

Sun, 18 Jan 2004 21:34:10 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - It's been a common axiom that "They don't make things like they used to." This has even been a frequent saying of mine, and I'm just barely old enough to drink. So, it goes without saying that I am rarely impressed with the quality of new gadgets,...

She's one BAD MOTHER----- (Shut your mouth!)

Mon, 20 Oct 2003 23:28:34 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - My title is referencing the theme from "Shaft", just in case you didn't know. Anyhow, to begin, I found this little gem in our local "Choice Video" store, which I didn't even know existed on the street where I found it (will wonders never cease!). App...

Laser Bras, Swimming Cats, and Dan Ackroyd's Webbed Toes!

Wed, 8 Oct 2003 01:55:26 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - At first glance of the box, one might think that "Mr. Mike's Mondo Video" was perhaps some sort of surreal sketch-comedy series, along the lines of "Monty Python" or "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In". While it does bear some resemblance to both of those show...

There are almost as many plotholes in this film as there are hookers...

Wed, 18 Jun 2003 01:12:16 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - This very first thing I noticed about this Henenlotter film is the fact that it stars an actor that...

I am extremely frightened by the panda man.

Tue, 17 Jun 2003 23:54:08 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - As a great fan of the first game, I was simply elated to find out that my new boyfriend owned “Bust...

And here I’d thought I’d seen it all…

Tue, 17 Jun 2003 05:21:58 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - Now, I must first admit that the main reason I tracked the movie down in the first place (and the on...

"Texas Chainsaw Massacre" meets "Hee Haw"...

Tue, 17 Jun 2003 02:46:41 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - This movie is a just plain brilliant and witty little gem that is shamefully overlooked. Maybe not...

Bizarre and Incomprehensible, and yet I watched it two nights in a row...

Fri, 23 May 2003 04:21:40 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - When comparing the title given here to this film's original title, "Mad Dr. Butcher M.D.", this one seems to fit far better, if only for the fact that the mad doctor really doesn't play as big a part in the picture as one might expect if going by the...

More than just a skin product.

Fri, 23 May 2003 03:04:59 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - As of writing this, I am 20 years of age, and my mother is 50. She has been in Avon since she was 16, so I have been born and raised in an Avon household. Never can I remember not having at least 3 bottles of Skin-So-Soft floating around this house...

If You've Seen the "Ed Gein" Movie, Don't Bother With This One...

Fri, 23 May 2003 02:14:47 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - I originally purchased this film on a double-feature DVD along with the backwoods cannibal classic, "Motel Hell". It seemed like a good enough deal for the price, since I was basically getting two movies for a price I was willing to pay just for "Motel...

Dissapointed? A little...

Sat, 8 Feb 2003 18:11:41 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - I apologize if this review isn't as wondermously spectacular as all of my others (nudge, wink), but my stomach is full of really rancid broccoli and cheese which Gaviscon and Tums seem to be no match for.

Which reminds me...the idea of rancid...

A Little Sushi, and A LOT of Cheese...

Wed, 24 Jul 2002 00:06:37 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - Considering the kinds of trite slop that Hollywood constantly shoves in the faces of the public, I have to give genuine praise to the Troma Team for purposefully avoiding typical movie formula and pulling out all the stops with their gung-ho, everything...

I Think My IQ Dropped After Seeing This...

Sun, 21 Jul 2002 02:31:23 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - To start with, if my parents and stepsister hadn't been watching this while I was on the computer, I would never have even HEARD of it. Unfortunately, the computer is in the room adjoining the living room, so since I didn't have anywhere to go or...

Not Too Scary, But It's Got Heart.

Sun, 14 Jul 2002 04:45:50 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - I remember seeing this a long time ago, and I never finished watching it, because it was "too boring". The only thing I remembered about it was that there was a preview before it for "Faces of Death".

Well, years later, I rediscovered this...

"Carnage"? Try "Dull Mediocrity"...

Sun, 14 Jul 2002 03:24:42 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - The box for this film made the claim that it was "chock full of scares as well as laughs". I can safely say, after sitting through this mundane flick, that the only "laughs" that anyone would get from this movie is from it's rampant cheesiness.
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And People Wonder Why I Don't Do Drugs...

Sun, 14 Jul 2002 02:22:04 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - I think you can now officially consider me a Troma fan.

I never thought that I would find a movie even MORE completely over the top as Lightning Video's obscure classic, "Street Trash". However, after recently seeing "Class of Nuke 'Em High",...

Glad I Gave It A Second Chance!

Mon, 8 Jul 2002 05:14:20 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - I remember the very first time I saw this movie sitting on the shelves at the video store... I was so captivated by the box art that I just HAD to rent it. So, me and my friend rented it, and watched it for as long as we could stand to. Mind you, at...

I Actually Lost Weight Playing This!

Mon, 8 Jul 2002 04:40:47 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - It was not too long ago that two of my male friends dragged me along with them to a giant arcade, where they spent most of their time at two large Dance Dance Revolution consoles, amazing the general populace there with their obvious mad skills. I, on...

Is It A Bad Thing That I Liked This Movie?

Mon, 8 Jul 2002 04:07:57 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - I wasn't quite sure what to expect when I picked this one up off the video store shelves out of curiousity. After the initial, "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"-style intro, I initially thought the movie to be far more serious than the schlock-fest that...

Hands Down, the WORST Movie I Have EVER SEEN.

Mon, 8 Jul 2002 03:45:50 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - To begin, I was literally held against my will and forced to watch this movie. And within the first MINUTE of it, I already despised it.

Rarely am I so completely down on a film, but this piece of fetid, cinematic garbage isn't even fit to...

I Expected Better From A Troma Film...

Mon, 8 Jul 2002 03:28:39 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - While I hadn't always been a big fan of Troma fare since after wallowing through "Monster in the Closet", I have to admit that the company's movies have been slowly making a fan out of me.

So, when I browsed through a new video store that I...

Whatever Happened to the Good Old Days?

Wed, 2 Jan 2002 00:41:01 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - OH, how fondly I remember the Nickelodeon from my youth...It used to be back in the day when Nickelodeon was original, innovative, and a small, struggling network that managed somehow to shine above the rest. Nickelodeon was once a brave network: not...

Celtic Punk? Where's Me Kilt??

Tue, 20 Nov 2001 20:44:10 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Kwee - Being the music fanatic that I am, having even worked in a music store for more than a year, and being an especially big fan in the realms of punk rock and the like, I thought that I had heard all that I could from the genre.

Thankfully, I...