Epinions Recent Reviews for JuiceJW

An Assassination Attempt on Feminine Stereotypes in Film Making

Tue, 7 Sep 2004 12:01:55 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - As simple and clichéd as the saying “sex sells” may be, it is in turn an undeniable truth perpetually incarcerated within the conscious of every media mogul, magazine editor, and filmmaker with any influence on the fundamental elements of...

Big Fish a Southern Novel

Mon, 30 Aug 2004 15:36:16 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - The following is a review and analysis of Daniel Wallace's Big Fish. After taking Southern Literature I found it important to emphasize the unique elements of the sub-genre and show how Big Fish is a prototypical example for someone...

If New School Comedies don't do it for you then why not try 'Old School'

Tue, 18 Feb 2003 00:26:55 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - By all traditional analytical approaches the ability for Hollywood to make a monumental and lasting comedy is as dead as R. Kelly’s inspirational music career (Unless you count Battlefield Earth, the last three Vin Diesel movies, or any Steven Seagal...

WARNING: This review may induce vomitting...

Sun, 28 Jul 2002 21:35:57 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - Waking Life is a risk on any level.

You may spend it's 100 minutes in a self-induced retrospect, or you may spend the first five minutes scowling, up until the point you turn off the DVD player, either way its worth a shot.

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Hey! This review has a dent in it! There's another one!

Thu, 25 Jul 2002 14:55:41 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - Within 5 minutes of my first viewing of Wes Anderson's latest obscurity, "The Royal Tenenbaums" it had made my top 10 all time favorite films.

Within 10 minutes I imagine it had discretely driven its way into my ultimate...

How to change your life...RE: Ishmael

Wed, 24 Jul 2002 23:44:08 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - Wow its been awhile since I posted...but here I am returning. This is a paper I wrote on Ishmael with many of my feelings on it, as well as many ideas to applying your life to it. The poem at the beginning is mine as well...based on Ishmael:

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A Present to those who realized "What Lies Beneath" was inane and contrived

Tue, 24 Jul 2001 04:55:49 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - BUCKLE UP

I’m going to be honest with you people. My friends, my fellow epinionators.

I'm going to straight up come clean and tell everybody why I purchased The Gift on DVD.

No lies just the simple truth,...

The Future of a Company hangs in Balance (Made By Nintendo W-O)

Mon, 23 Jul 2001 00:58:04 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - BUCKLE UP

I grew up a Nintendo kid, as many did.

I still remember trying to beat certain stages of Super Mario Brothers with my dad on the old Nintendo Entertainment System with its archaic design, simple...

A Sophomore film that's not Sophomoric (The Underappreciated Films Write-Off)

Tue, 17 Jul 2001 16:24:47 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - BUCKLE UP

Mallrats, released 1995 by Universal.

Written and Directed by Kevin Smith.

DOMESTIC GROSS: 2.122 million.

Blasted by nearly every critical mind in the existence of our Universe.
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Scores! Yet Foul by Angela Basset negates some points

Mon, 16 Jul 2001 03:30:47 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - BUCKLE UP

Begin Experiment:

If you haven't seen The Score yet and will (and I do think you should see it, its worth a matinee): I would like you to try a little theory I have out.

During every seen...

GT3 on PS2, A way to Test-Drive without leaving your living Room

Fri, 13 Jul 2001 20:17:33 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - BUCKLE UP

When the intro kicks in you know you just bought something special:

A car is diligently worked on, tires are changed, gas is poured in, we are sent through the engine as the pistons start moving: fire erupts. A...

Not quite a Final Fantasy, but a Strong first step

Wed, 11 Jul 2001 15:56:32 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - BUCKLE UP

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within has been a project that has garnered my interest for quite awhile now.

I grew up playing the games, and oddly enough they are far and away the best gaming experiences I've...

It's never stuck in second gear: Best of Friends on DVD!

Sun, 8 Jul 2001 21:27:36 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - BUCKLE UP

You like friends...ha! Loser!

Ah yes, Friends...

I may run into some repercussions for saying this, but yes I am a big fan of the show.

It all began my Senior year of high school,...

The Guy Ritchie Chronicles Part 2: Snatch DVD

Fri, 6 Jul 2001 20:33:20 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - BUCKLE UP

Turkish: "What's that?"

Tommy: "It's me belt, Turkish."

Turkish: "No, Tommy. There'a a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?"

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The Guy Ritchie Chronicles Part 1: Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels DVD

Thu, 5 Jul 2001 02:20:38 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - BUCKLE UP

Eddy: "They're armed."

Soap: "Armed!? armed with what?"

Eddy: "Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with?...

Requiem for a Journey: A CD that takes your senses where they've never been!

Tue, 3 Jul 2001 03:57:32 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - BUCKLE UP

Film is a visual medium...

We generally leave a movie with a firm mental grasp of the images we were just fed, and the score is an afterthought that you don't notice until a second or third viewing...

Andale, Andale, Mama, A.I., A.I....Uh Ohhhh, whas happenin' now?

Sun, 1 Jul 2001 05:04:03 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - BUCKLE UP

Staven Spielbrick's sci-fi journey is a mesmerizing, awe-inducing, sometimes vomit inducing, anti-summer blockbuster fair that is the most ambitious Hollywood picture in eons.

Originally I promised myself not...

Surprisingly no pooper scooper necessary!!!

Mon, 25 Jun 2001 01:22:46 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - BUCKLE UP

At one point in time I had the ability to see every major Hollywood release weeks before its due date...

Unfortunately College came taking me away from my hometown, and my connections.

But at times I do...

Never seen EVA? YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!

Mon, 25 Jun 2001 00:21:18 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - Alrighty folks, this is not only a review, an epinion, or a reccomendation...

It's a guide, a historical documentation, and an order.

If you think you have read plenty of novels, seen enough movies, and...

There would be no O Brother without this Ancient Odyssey

Sat, 23 Jun 2001 18:00:36 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - ***Hello friends, what we have here is a somewhat mis-placed review, but this is the best spot I could find to squeeze it in on epinions. This is an analysis of Homer's The Odyssey the infamous sequel to Homer's The Illiad and the story...

Gameboy gets its first complete facelift after 10 years, was it worth the wait?

Mon, 18 Jun 2001 19:14:09 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - Parents be prepared you will be buying this snazzy unit for your youngins sooner or later...trust me...

Nintendo's Gameboy...

...it has almost become a pop Icon, as big as Michael Jackson was, as big as N'SYNC ever will be.....

Potential Obliterated by Video Game movie curse...

Wed, 13 Jun 2001 17:28:08 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - In 1993 an overly hyped live action film version of Nintendo's popular Super Mario Brothers was released.

Other than leaving you with the feeling that you had just died for a little over an hour, it set the stage for one important...

My new life A.P. (After Palmpilot)

Wed, 13 Jun 2001 10:36:13 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - Let me tell a story.

A story of a young College kid whose name we will with hold.

He was a brave soul, if not a bit unstable. He was notorious for doing quite stupid things (well maybe not stupid to him but quite stupid in a evil...

Dracula 2000 as bland as its name...

Sat, 16 Dec 2000 00:09:35 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - et low and behold Juice has returned…a Christmas break from my first semester at 'spy school' has given me the opportunity to renew some of the old skills that I hadn't put into practice since, well X-men late last summer I suppose…

The review...

Bless the Mild

Sun, 6 Aug 2000 00:05:07 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author JuiceJW - Sheesh I am racking my brain so hard to figure out what to talk about in this review...Bless the Child is one of those movies that you will leave with an indifference to it.

Was it a terrible beast of a movie? No. Was it enjoyable? No...