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Anakin says "Yo chickie baby! You!! Me!!! My bedroom!!!! Let's get it on!!!!!

Wed, 22 May 2002 23:50:52 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - The Jedi are back and it’s a pleasure to see them again but it’s also a shame that they’ve changed.

For many of us who grew up watching the “Star Wars” saga evolve before our eyes, it’s not just a movie. For some it's a fixation, for others...

Star Wars for the 21st Century

Tue, 20 Nov 2001 21:37:10 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - I’ve never read a “Harry Potter” book and I was fearful that the characters first foray into film would be something a non-fan would find boring. Well, I stood in line for more than two hours to see “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone” and I have...

A comical "Race"

Tue, 14 Aug 2001 23:19:52 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - “Rat Race” enters theaters with a promise. All director Jerry Zucker wants to do is make us laugh. The director of such films as “Airplane” and Hot Pursuit” has set out to do another madcap comedy may be an anti-intellectual but we still love him. His...

America's Whiners

Sat, 21 Jul 2001 13:51:35 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - Not since last year’s Blair Witch 2 has a film been so falsely advertised as America’s Sweethearts, an egotistical and irksome inside-joke that even to pass as a romantic comedy. Former Disney head Joe Roth selected this as the first...

A.B.: Artificially Blonde

Sun, 15 Jul 2001 14:57:58 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

A: There are some things even a blonde won't do.

Being the professional critic that I am, I must do the review of Legally Blonde correctly. I must view the film from...

2001: A Human Odyssey

Sun, 1 Jul 2001 15:32:22 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - “Be always displeased at what you are, if you desire to attain to what you are not.”

-- Saint Augustine

Like a fairy tale, A.I. sparks the imagination and like a morality tale, it provokes the intellect. The...

It Feels Like The 80's All Over Again

Mon, 11 Jun 2001 00:50:59 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.

-- Jack Handy

If you were a kid in 1984, no matter how old you were, you...

World War II For Dummies

Sun, 27 May 2001 01:05:34 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - May 25th, 2001. A date which will live in infamy, moviegoers were suddenly and deliberately bombarded with boredom and half-witted dialogue by Disney, producer Jerry Bruckheimer and director Michael Bay.

When I first heard that Jerry...

I Hope Lecter Chokes On That Liver And Fava Beans

Sat, 10 Feb 2001 15:22:32 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

- Famous joke

Word around Hollywood is that director Ridley Scott postponed the release of ‘Hannibal’ to give ‘Gladiator’a better chance at the Oscars this year. After...

Archived Web Services Reviews: Breasts, love, Pokemon and killer koalas: 10 Fav Epinions WO

Sat, 3 Feb 2001 03:07:21 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - The purpose of this write-off is to list our top 10 favorite Epinions. Since my top 10 favorites are all written by me I was all excited to write a lengthily article about how much of a writing virtuoso I am. You can picture how downhearted I was finding...

The Art Of Prose

Sun, 21 Jan 2001 18:01:59 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - "There is nothing to writing; all you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein."

- Red Smith

“When you speak, your words echo only across the room or down the hall. But when you write, your words echo down the ages.”

Bud...

LOOK OUT! The Mormons Are Coming!

Thu, 18 Jan 2001 23:51:59 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - "The true meaning of religion is thus not simply morality, but morality touched by emotion."

-Matthew Arnold

You want to know how to really scare people on Halloween? Go trick or treating with nice slacks, a shirt and...

This Stinks Like Cr@p From A Goose

Tue, 9 Jan 2001 19:52:45 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - There are not many things you can get for a dollar these days. There are those annoying commercial with that imbecile from Third Rock From Hell where he is telling us we can make long distance calls for a buck. Well I found something else for a...

Just Say Yes To Traffic

Mon, 8 Jan 2001 01:23:26 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - Drugs are a bet with your mind.

- Jim Morrison

Traffic takes an audacious stance which makes it a noteworthy film. It looks this country’s war on drugs right in the eye and slaps it in the face. It shows us how futile our...

A Father's Story

Wed, 3 Jan 2001 00:18:33 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - Come to Laugh, Come to Cry, Come to Care, Come to Terms.

Remember when Terms Of Endearment came out in 1984? It was said to be the perfect film for mothers and daughters to see together. The tagline above belonged to that film...

Favorite Christmas Movie Write-Off: I See White

Thu, 28 Dec 2000 21:11:35 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - What is the best gift during the Christmas season? The gift of happiness of course. 1954’s White Christmas deals with this gift. Yes, the film may be a little hokey and sentimental, but it is sure to put a smile on your face every Christmas.
...

I Saw James Garner's Ass!!

Wed, 27 Dec 2000 15:47:23 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - "It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small."

-Neil Armstrong
...

It's More Sick Than Scary

Wed, 27 Dec 2000 15:37:11 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - "You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you."

-Eric Hoffer

Before watching The Cell, one must be prepared to take a trip. A trip full of both beautiful and haunting...

Grizzly Adams On Crack!

Sat, 23 Dec 2000 20:40:02 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - A journey of a thousand miles starts in front of your feet.

-- Lao-tzu

I would like you all to think of the things that you think you need to survive. Is it your makeup? Your money? Even that delicious hamburger that you have...

Come Spend Time At This Holiday Inn

Wed, 20 Dec 2000 01:53:00 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

Just like the ones I used to know.

Where the treetops glisten,

And children listen

To hear sleigh bells in the snow.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas

With every Christmas card I...

Women Want Josh Gilchrist, Not Mel Gibson

Sun, 17 Dec 2000 02:22:46 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - "When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."

-- Elayne Boolser

Remember back in grade school when we were taught the 7 wonders of the world?...

The Best Traditionally Animated Film Since Aladdin

Sun, 10 Dec 2000 17:23:48 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - A faithful friend is the medicine of life.

- Ecclesiaticus 6:16

I just cannot help it folks. I am a cartoon fiend. There are certain animated films and shows that I just can not get enough of. Some may call this childish but...

If The Heart Is Here It Must Be Buried Underneath The Trash

Tue, 5 Dec 2000 23:43:03 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - Let’s just say that you set out to make a movie about the struggles and heartaches which todays women go through. You have a story about strong women and a cast of great actresses to boot. Then say you throw in some humor and tears. What do you expect to...

It Has Become A Cold Sore On The Mouth Of Christmas

Fri, 1 Dec 2000 18:59:30 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - "Dear George, remember no man is a failure who has friends. Thanks for the wings, Love Clarence."

I can remember the mass commercialism of Christmas even when I was little. Shoppers elbowing each other to get through...

Like A Rolling Kidney Stone

Fri, 1 Dec 2000 02:31:57 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Josh_G - Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.

Cyril Connolley

As I sat watching Cameron Crowe’s Almost Famous it started as one of the most uncomfortable movie going...