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            <title>Jap&amp;#243;n is Arid-Pretentious Garbage</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - At the onset of Carlos Reygadas&apos; Jap&amp;#243;n, a nighttime view of congested Mexico City highway traffic fills the screen, and it pretty much gets across what&amp;#146s intended: that it&apos;s something most people would rather avoid. We&apos;re then transported to...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2005 11:21:42 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>The Goodbye Girl is Just Another Needless Remake</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - Neil Simon&amp;#146s Oscar-nominated screenplay for 1977&amp;#146s The Goodbye Girl wasn&amp;#146t anything particularly great (and neither was the Academy&amp;#146s judgment that year -- it also nominated the screenplay for the mawkish dance melodrama The...</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 20:53:28 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Deadly Force is Good B-Movie Fun</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - After doing four years in the soap opera The Young and the Restless, the great Wings Hauser contributed a scary, sensational, show-stopping turn as the psychopathic pimp Ramrod in the 1982 Los Angeles crime thriller Vice Squad. Positively...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2005 19:46:17 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Heat is a Swiftly-Paced, Dazzling Thriller</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - Phenomenally entertaining and excitedly paced like gangbusters, Stuart Woods&apos; Heat is a dazzling, atmospheric thriller that dares you not to finish its near-five-hundred-page self in a single sitting. Our hero is Jesse Warden, an ex-DEA agent...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 19:16:29 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>The Passion of the Christ is Godawful</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - The day after having sat through Mel Gibson&amp;#146s ludicrous The Passion of the Christ I allowed myself the pleasure of re-watching Martin Scorsese&amp;#146s miraculous, near-perfect The Last Temptation of Christ, and I&amp;#146m glad that I did,...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 22:18:28 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Bite Me! is Half a Good Comedy-Chiller</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - Brett Piper&apos;s Bite Me! begins with two low-rent dope dealers getting themselves killed in a fiery car wreck right before meeting their buyer, who&apos;s a go-between for the owner of a financially-challenged strip club called Go-Go Saurus, which boasts...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 2 Apr 2005 17:43:12 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Fate Manages to Seal Its Own</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - Written and directed by Ace Cruz, the serial-killer thriller Fate plays out like a cross between David Fincher&apos;s dazzling Se7en and Gary Fleder&apos;s tepid Kiss the Girls, with a religious/sadistic fiend going around knocking off people,...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2005 18:02:09 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Teen Wolf Offers Up Plenty of Laughs and Good Cheer</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - In the sweet, spirited, endearing high-school comedy Teen Wolf, Michael J. Fox is indelibly appealing as Scott Howard, a seventeen-year-old who&apos;s tired of being &quot;average&quot; in the eyes of his peers. Son of a widowed hardware-store-owner father, best...</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 14:23:59 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Best of MacDaddy&apos;s 5th Year Anniversary Mostly Delivers the Desired Goods</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - Best of MacDaddy&apos;s 5th Year Anniversary gets off to such a bravura start that there&apos;s really no way it can sustain the euphoric high its beginning so undeniably gives off. Luckily, despite some occasional lapses and dead spots, it&apos;s more than...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 15:51:18 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Grand Champion Doesn&apos;t Even Qualify as a Contender</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - Grand Champion is a family film that certainly has its heart in the right place, but it&apos;s still a phony, dramatically-obvious, pandering-down-to miasma of various other (better) films that manages to be both overwritten and underdeveloped and...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 5 Mar 2005 12:30:45 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Summer Rental is Far From a &quot;Day at the Beach&quot;</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - Summer Rental is one of the shoddiest-looking films I&apos;ve ever had the displeasure of witnessing, and what&apos;s really telling is that it starts out looking shoddy in its overcast Chicago exteriors and still looks shoddy when it switches...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 1 Mar 2005 21:28:56 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Pet of the Year Play-Off 2005 is Passable but Problematic</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - After having recently suffered through an appallingly tepid Playboy video that was about as turn-me-on erotic as a sandpaper massage from a toothless hooker with a clubfoot, Penthouse&apos;s Pet of the Year Play-Off 2005 served as a most welcome...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 11:39:04 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Kensington&apos;s SaddleBag Sport Protects Your Laptop in Comfort and Style</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - If one is willing to shell out a fair amount of moola for a laptop computer, then one, it reasons, should also be willing to do the same for the carrying case that will be housing it while being transported, yes? The main question that arises is whether...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 18:02:15 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Naughty in Nature Will Make You Yearn For the Murky Paris Hilton Video</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - Naughty in Nature is quite a ho-hum entry in Playboy&apos;s Exposed series that&apos;s fifty-seven minutes better spent surfing celebrity nude sites. We spend our time with seven young women decked out in short-shorts and tank tops as they disembark...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2005 22:25:49 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Ocean Front Property: Ocean Front Property is a Funny, Touching, Charming Surprise</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - At the beginning of the outstanding Ocean Front Property, a twentysomething man stands in the water right off the ocean shore one night contemplating suicide, to continue into the depths to drown out the quintessential misery he finds engulfing...</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 9 Feb 2005 20:12:40 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Cruising is as Confused as Its Sicko Serial Killer</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - If ever there were a filmmaker ill-suited to adapt Gerald Walker&amp;#146s fine 1970 novel Cruising, William Friedkin would most certainly poll near the top of the list. Here is a director who displayed in the excellent, hard-driving action pictures...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2005 22:31:55 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Heat is Tepid as a Thriller But Wonderful as a 2-Character Piece</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - In the flawed but entertaining Heat, Burt Reynolds delivers one of his very best performances as Nick Escalante, an ex-mercenary and the only licensed &amp;#147chaperone&amp;#148 in the state of Nevada who may just be the most lethal man alive. Previously...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 3 Jan 2005 14:51:55 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 is an Easy-to-Like Stocking Stuffer</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 isn&amp;#146t exactly a groundbreaking, hardworking sequel or anything remotely of the like, but for what it is it&amp;#146s awfully easy to like -- that is, if you&amp;#146re a fan of the...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 1 Jan 2005 19:45:13 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>The Italian Job is Semi-Watchable but Perfunctory</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - For the uninformed, after principal photography for Ridley Scott&amp;#146s Blade Runner was completed and the film was put together in the editing room, it was decided by the studio heads that a voice-over narration was needed to clarify story points...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2004 13:14:10 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Buried in the Sand Makes Michael Moore Look Like Errol Morris</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - The initial impression going into Buried in the Sand: The Deception of America is that it&apos;s going to explore the head-in-the-sand mentality of toe-the-line Bushies who&apos;ve made it the rule rather than the exception to ignore inconvenient facts...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2004 13:11:20 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Blood Tide is a Grade-Z Jaws</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - Finding itself in perfect company with Charles B. Griffith&apos;s Up From the Depths and Sompote Sands&apos; Crocodile, Richard Jefferies&apos; Blood Tide is one of those low-budget Jaws rip-offs that has neither the imagination nor the...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2004 23:51:58 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Under Siege&apos;s Chief Asset is Its Villain Base</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - Until 1992&apos;s Under Siege, the black-belt aikido action star Steven Seagal&apos;s previous films -- Above the Law, Hard to Kill (both mediocre), Marked for Death, and Out for Justice (both pleasing) -- lacked memorable...</description>
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            <title>Contamination is a Just-Passable &apos;Alien&apos; Knockoff</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - In Ridley Scott&apos;s magnificent Alien a group of intergalactic space jockeys stumbled across thousands of two-foot-high eggs inside a derelict alien spacecraft marooned on a distant planet, and when one of their overeager crew got too close to one,...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2004 22:47:09 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>The Hillside Strangler is More About Exploitation Than Exploration</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - C. Thomas Howell has always been a lightweight actor in the Rob Lowe vein: handsome, appealing, and sorely lacking in dramatic depth. Of course, this isn&apos;t necessarily detrimental when either he or Lowe appear in undemanding entertainments where dramatic...</description>
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            <title>When a Stranger Calls is Absorbing and Effective Stuff</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author JackSommersby - The first fifteen minutes of When a Stranger Calls are fairly nerve-jangling stuff: a babysitter, Jill Johnson (played by Carol Kane), alone in the living room of a spacious two-story house where the owner&apos;s two young children are asleep upstairs,...</description>
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