Epinions Recent Reviews for Hitomi

Clever fart jokes, uber-pinkness, and bouncy cheeks

Thu, 16 May 2002 02:56:38 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - In one word…Tenshi ni Narumon (I’m Gonna be an Angel) is…different. With countless clones (big breasted girl fights bad guys) being released…this is refreshing. It’s nice to know the world is finally tossed something with an element missing from most...

Plays anything you stick into it (well...besides the obvious)

Fri, 13 Jul 2001 22:43:22 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - I cannot believe how amazing this player is! I already own the gorgeous DVL-919 (the de-spiffy-fied version of the Elite DVL-91), and got a chance to evaluate this player when it finally went down on price (it's normally like $1200, but I got it for...

High school girls strut their stuff, physically and emotionally

Wed, 4 Jul 2001 00:49:05 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - Funny, Moving, and Lesbian-a-licious

It's hard not to recommend a video that in its first ten minutes features 1/2 naked girls pushing boulders around for a competition. And even harder is trying to keep a straight face while saying that...

Alanis meets Dido meets Dolores

Sun, 1 Jul 2001 23:18:24 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - By default, I crave the sounds of artists who strive to create original works--pieces that shine with a great sense of "this has never been done before." Bjork, Gackt, and Yoko Kanno whet my appetite quite well, while N'Sync, Britney Spears, and the like...

Sony PlayStation 2 Slimline Console: Playstation 2 will NOT wipe your butt for you!

Sun, 12 Nov 2000 15:59:23 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - Playstation 2: Just hearing this video game system's name sends an obnoxious rush down my spine. From the outrageous ebay auctions (which have gone up to $1,000), to the fights breaking out at Wal-Marts across the country, it seems everyone and their pet...

A Depressing Musical!?

Fri, 13 Oct 2000 20:55:04 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - The first ten minutes of Dancer in the Dark nearly forced me to leave the theatre. I was bored, disappointed, and uneasy to the point of tears.

“How could something starring the musical genius Bjork be this…….awful!?” I kept asking...

Kids show made by a child molester!!

Sun, 27 Aug 2000 17:21:59 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - I watch Maisy whenever I can. Not because it is good, rather it scares the poo poo out of me. All the characters in the show walk around screaming a gibberishly delicious "BOOO FHDKA RHRUEKFDHWJWLFL FHEIWE!!!" Didn't understand that? Neither do...

Scariest Movie of All Time

Sat, 12 Aug 2000 17:49:34 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - Ten minutes into Thomas and the Magic Railroad at least three little kids ran out of the theatre in panic. Mind you, not just because the movie was bad, rather it was as scary as the women on www.uglypeople.com.

"Mommy! MOMMY! THE...

"This is sex without touching...."

Tue, 8 Aug 2000 20:49:53 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - Bjork, probably the most famous musical artist to ever immerge from Iceland, has shocked many people with her beautifully quirky voice and exotic appearance. Every action, musical piece, and word that she spews forth with screams...

This player is great for the money, but doesn't turn me on!!

Mon, 26 Jun 2000 16:00:46 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - The Panasonic DVD-A120, while not the best DVD player in terms of mondo features, certainly gives you more than what you pay for. For nearly half the cost of "high-end" players, you'll get nearly the same quality, minus a few nick-nacks that...

Stylish and Sexy!!

Sat, 24 Jun 2000 23:11:53 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - Got Bebop?

I first stumbled on Cowboy Bebop while just poking around on this here internet, and I recall being more than a bit curious about the name (come on, admit it, the name is SO cheesy and poopy!). So, when I happened to hear other...

Lain makes me all wet and gooey ; )

Fri, 23 Jun 2000 21:51:15 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - Serial Experiments Lain, an anime series that first appeared on Japanese late night television, has received quite a large US fanbase ever since Pioneer decided to lug it over here. A few of my online friends raved about it, and urged me to see it as...

Being a lesbian is BAD.....unless it's with your cousin!!!!

Wed, 21 Jun 2000 23:04:39 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - Updated the New dub Sailor Moon section July 5th

A little while back I wrote a review on the American version of the anime Sailor Moon. Upon looking at it again about 5 months later, I now realize how poorly written and undetailed it...

Dead Or Alive for PlayStation 1: ( o )( o ) jiggle bounce

Mon, 19 Jun 2000 00:12:51 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - Quick warning, this review features...umm.....er...sexual content. It's not my fault, however, this game is PURE pornographic! Those perverted Japanese men must have had a ball creating this game ^_^

This game is all in the...

Sexier than your lover.....with better performance to boot!!

Thu, 15 Jun 2000 01:31:21 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - The SONY DVP-S7700 has been labeled the new "Reference Standard" in DVD player technology. In fact, it's been hailed by some as the greatest thing since sex. Like it's younger brother the S700, the S7700 is one heck of a DVD player! Yet unlike...

Pioneer PureVision PDP-505HD 50 in. Plasma Television: I must be the luckiest little mushroom alive!!!

Thu, 8 Jun 2000 00:26:12 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - Being an audio and video freak (not to mention someone dangerously hooked on Japanese animation and video games), Plasma televisions turn me on in a quite disturbing way! On those lonely nights, I would quietly undress, plop myself onto the the computer...

Next on the menu...the poop delight!!!

Sat, 20 May 2000 14:53:56 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - The TCBY near my house does not turn me on, it makes me want to barf! Why? Truthfully it's because I know each and every person who works there! Having them serve me ice cream is the equivalent of a death wish....

Regulations....what...

Evangelion does nothing for me....

Sun, 7 May 2000 21:10:07 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - Before I begin, I want to warn all those hardcore Eva fans out there: If you believe you might get offended easily by Eva-bashing...DO NOT READ THIS! I am very open about my dislike for Eva, and I intend to let others know WHY!

Neon...

Learn Chinese history through a video game!!!

Tue, 11 Apr 2000 20:35:31 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - ".....is fate unchangeable.............."

Suikoden marks the first time that I played an RPG (role playing game) on the Sony Playstation console. Back at that time, Sony's RPG selection was seriously lacking (I believe King's Field...

Psuedo-hermaphrodites get all the girls....

Mon, 10 Apr 2000 23:06:15 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - Ranma is more than likely the most creative creation I've ever had the pleasure of viewing. It's central plot is basic (although EXTREMELY original): A 16 year old boy, named Ranma gets cursed by falling in an ancient spring while on a training...

Panasonic 27" SuperFlat System Monitor CT-27SF35: Second only to HDTV!

Thu, 6 Apr 2000 13:31:13 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - If you are hunting for a reliable television with GREAT sound and a clear, nearly flat screen....look no further than the Panasonic CT-27F35!! Forget Sony's expensive Wega, don't even think about an overly expensive HDTV at this point in time, you will...

How can anyone find this show appealing!??!

Mon, 3 Apr 2000 20:12:51 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - If I had to describe the anime Dragonball Z in one word, I'd definitely use the word MONOTONOUS!!! Sure, the battles can be exciting....but EVERY single episode is about fighting. It grates on my last nerve! Where's the plot? Where's the character...

MP3/Digital Music: Why buy cds anymore? Well.....

Mon, 27 Mar 2000 15:10:09 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - "Why buy cds anymore? It's stupid when you can just download...."

This is something I commonly hear while walking down the hallway of my school. Many people are not buying cds anymore...but why!?!?

Meet Mp3, the latest rave in...

MSN gets worse and worse everyday!

Tue, 21 Mar 2000 03:37:00 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - I've experienced the services of many internet providers in my time, and MSN ranks as one of the worst! The sad fact is....it didn't used to be as bad as it presently is. When I first signed up for MSN internet access, the service was very reliable and...

Mario vs.....Pikachu!?!?

Fri, 10 Mar 2000 20:19:17 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Hitomi - Super Smash Brothers is by far the most fun game available on the Nintendo 64 game system!! The only games the remotely come close are Mario Party 1 and Mario Party 2!!

What makes Super Smash Brother so much fun??

EVERYTHING!!!

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