Epinions Recent Reviews for Hard_To_Please

End Cancer Now: Can You Stand One More?

Sun, 26 Aug 2001 00:37:23 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - I’d like to start by making a promise to everyone. Just because I’ve discussed cancer in my RID Lice Killing Shampoo review, also touched upon it in my latest General Epinions’ Comments editorial, and am now covering cancer in even more detail in this...

Message To My Friends

Wed, 8 Aug 2001 23:36:27 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - Please do not read this if you are not familiar with me. I know that sounds like a strange request, but you will understand at the end of this review. If you insist on wanting to learn about RID, I’ll signify when the actual product review is over...

A Sex-Filled Day For The Entire Family

Sun, 22 Jul 2001 00:29:02 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - Naked in St. Louis: Three inches of hot-dog shaped, hairless, wrinkled, pink flesh seeking companion with powerful jaws willing to let me into your tunnel.

The sex-trade industry is booming at the St. Louis Zoo. Everywhere you...

Head To Toe EX Experience

Wed, 6 Jun 2001 00:08:54 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - After nearly a decade of perseverance, I’ve recently achieved two major goals in my life. I bought a new car several months ago and just yesterday finally mastered an ancient form of Zen in which I can actually hear objects speaking. Since it was only...

Groceries: Is That A Sock in Your Pants Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

Tue, 1 May 2001 23:19:34 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - Have you ever been kicked out of a grocery store? I have. And I did it for you – the Epinions’ reader trying to research groceries. When I was invited to participate in a Write-Off in this particular category, I decided to test my theory that...

Arch Madness

Sat, 31 Mar 2001 21:58:33 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - Since most of us have already overdosed on “March Madness”, I thought it would be an appropriate time to take a break and instead focus on “Arch Madness”. While my review will include all of the attractions included in The Jefferson National...

WWW Site Reviews: Who Says News Has To Be Boring?

Sun, 18 Feb 2001 22:25:03 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - As you learned in my last review, I love science. I especially enjoy science when it’s presented in an unconventional and fun fashion So when I discovered a website that serves up scientific news with a twist, I knew I had to share it with you...

Farting Around at the St. Louis Science Center

Fri, 26 Jan 2001 01:58:03 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - I love science. I love disgusting things. What better way to spend a day in St. Louis than learning about the science of disgusting things?! This review focuses solely on The St. Louis Science Center.

If you are offended by vivid...

A Friendly Italian in Every Restroom

Mon, 1 Jan 2001 16:48:46 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - Have you ever avoided something for years because you just knew you wouldn’t enjoy it, but then finally gone out on a limb and tried it -only to realize how foolish you were for waiting so long to challenge your preconceived notions? Romano’s...

Archived Web Services Reviews: Vulgar and Abhorrent : Deviant Epinions' Members Only

Wed, 13 Dec 2000 22:40:20 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - If passing gas, puking, peeing, and pooping offend you, read no further. If mucus, masturbation, mutilation, and massive mammaries mortify you, skip this review.

This site offers up a heaping helping of all of the above and became so...

Sega Dreamcast Grey Console: My Love/Hate Relationship With Seaman

Mon, 13 Nov 2000 01:52:32 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - I’ve never been known for being on the cutting-edge or being an early adopter of the newest technology. However, three months ago I prided myself on finally being innovative and current enough to purchase the Sega Dreamcast system—oh, how I loved to...

Rub-A-Dub-Dub...Two Chicks and Two Dudes in a Tub

Wed, 13 Sep 2000 23:10:08 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - You’ve most likely seen other members starting a review with the obligatory ‘Write-Off Ahead’ warning, so I will dispense with a lengthy apology for bogging down the Epinions’ servers with yet another W/O submission. Instead I’ll share two important...

Archived Web Services Reviews: Is it Possible to Be Disgusted and Aroused at the Same Time?

Sun, 25 Jun 2000 00:32:06 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - Regular readers know that I do my best to 'give the people what they want' and so in my desire to offend and disgust as many people as possible, this is my longest review to date. I hope you find yourself retching at least once and spend at least a...

Who Will Be the Epinions' SURVIVOR?!

Tue, 13 Jun 2000 00:36:16 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - If you haven’t already heard about “Survivor”, you must have been stranded on an island for the past several weeks-- this reality-based series has been generating more buzz than any new show in twenty years.

This ‘game show’ is based on an...

Two Years of Torture Can Make You a Better Person

Thu, 27 Apr 2000 16:15:00 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - I know it may come as a surprise to many of you that I actually have a college education- believe me, it surprises me sometimes and I was there when it happened (most of the time.)

My parents spent countless thousands of dollars...

Have You Ever Seen A Grown Man Spit in the Street?

Sun, 26 Mar 2000 00:48:12 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - Believe it or not, that was actually the opening line I was required to use in my sales pitch for the Rainbow vacuum cleaner when I was a salesman for the company over a dozen years ago. I don’t know if Rainbow is still using the same pitch, but if they...

She Slapped Me So Hard I Peed on the Couch

Fri, 3 Mar 2000 23:57:06 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please -

When the eroyalties rate for computer game reviews dropped to one cent per view I swore I’d never write another one. BUT I couldn’t resist sharing this game with you and will therefore try to capture the spirit of The SIMS in return for the $1.23...

Loco for Logomachy

Tue, 15 Feb 2000 01:08:11 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - When I first entered the bar, I knew she was into “popination”. Even though I had a bad case of “squitters” , I decided to stay put and “fossick” her. She appeared to be a “tawpie”, and I noticed she suffered from “titubation”, but I hoped that at least...

I Still Respect Her the Next Morning

Wed, 9 Feb 2000 01:12:35 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - Talk about mixed feelings! How can I love my Beretta and hate it at the same time? I haven't been this emotionally confused since falling in love with a beautiful, but schizophrenic girl back in 1991. (Which must have been an omen since that's when I...

ADULTS ONLY (Is that a man or a woman?)

Sat, 22 Jan 2000 23:25:47 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - I hope my boss doesn't read this review since I'm about to admit that my company made a huge mistake in sending me to New Orleans for a 4 day business conference...How was I supposed to actually stay focused on work when New Orleans offers up pleasure of...

Hairiest Mayor I've Ever Seen!

Fri, 21 Jan 2000 23:33:58 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - Atlanta is a playground with a host of places to visit, including amusement parks, four major professional sports teams and multiple sporting events, a zoo, historical sites, 130 retail centers, 41 golf courses, and 54 public parks.

But who's...

Can Anyone Write A Vacuum Review Without Using the 'S' Word?

Mon, 17 Jan 2000 23:22:34 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - It seems that the vast majority of vacuum reviews contain the 'S' word- if not in the title for purposes of grabbing your attention- certainly in the review itself as a descriptive term.

I am never sure if "This really ('S'...

Can You Ground YOURSELF? (AAA for AAA)

Sat, 15 Jan 2000 20:41:32 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - I must admit that the spirit of a 16 year old driver still lurks in this thirty-something body... The problem is that the insurance payments come from the thirty-something's checkbook.

The spirit of the 16 year old just had an accident in MY...

Would You Prefer Coffee, Tea, Tightened Nuts, or A Pilfered Bag?

Sat, 15 Jan 2000 17:47:52 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - If you've read even a few of the airline reviews, you certainly realize that pretty much everyone has had a "nightmare experience". Most of the stories I've read could have happened on any carrier -TWA, United, American, Delta, etc. While I...

Egreetings.com: Why Spend 33 Cents?

Wed, 12 Jan 2000 23:23:12 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author Hard_To_Please - I feel like an idiot when I visit egreetings.com! Why?

Because even after I have already sent the card I needed to send, I spend at least another hour on the site just for the entertainment. Why would I sit there laughing like an idiot and...