Epinions Recent Reviews for DiamondLynn

Miracle Butt Paste

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 17:42:44 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - It was part of a game at my baby shower...."how much for the Butt Paste!" We all had a good chuckle at the name and the items got socked away into a basket along with my other gifts. Months later when our new little angel had his first diaper...

It's EYE~tail~YUN, Y'all

Tue, 26 Jun 2001 19:33:22 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - The Olive Garden Restaurant is promoted as having Italian Cuisine. This is only partially accurate...it does not have Italian Cuisine, what it does have is "Eye~tailyun Style Grub".

A few days ago we were dragged to an Olive Garden for a...

Is That My Son Flying Across The Room?

Thu, 8 Mar 2001 19:21:15 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - I remember watching my nephew spinning his silly little head off in 1984. His blonde hair flying out while he whirled in circles and the giggles that filled the air.

So when I was in Ames last December and saw the Playskool Sit and Spin...

CYBER SEX AND POTTYS!

Thu, 8 Feb 2001 15:45:05 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - (Blair Witch type of whispering) *Shh. Don't tell them I'm in here. It is the only place I get to be alone anymore and the only place I get to write.

Yes, that's right. Get over it already! I am talking to you from the comfort of my commode...

Daddy is hopping on one foot! Mommy is wearing mittens on her ears!

Tue, 23 Jan 2001 19:56:45 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - We were in our yard last October setting up our "haunted house" for halloween. I was having some difficulty getting the 12 foot black widow to arch her leg properly and my husband was trying to get the tombstones to stand upright.

We were...

The Best Hangover You Will Ever Have!

Thu, 28 Dec 2000 13:19:35 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - I handed my husband the shopping list. He looked it over and saw Vicks NyQuil topping the list.

"Boy Bumblebee! You must really be sick!!" He scooped up our baby and ran off to the store returning 10 minutes later with...

My Niece Put Her HAND in the SHARK tank!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 27 Nov 2000 18:00:57 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - With one seven year old and two toddlers in tow we ventured out for our second trip to the New Jersey State Aquarium in Camden, New Jersey.

After a short ride via ferry or over the Ben Franklin Bridge from Philadelphia you enter the...

This Toy Could Pay for Your Childs College Education!

Thu, 2 Nov 2000 17:27:06 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - IT'S ALMOST TIME AGAIN! IT'S ALMOST TIME AGAIN!

Each November for the past thirty-some-odd years, Hess Gasoline stations have sold Hess trucks. Toy miniature versions of their delivery trucks.

My husband became enamored with these...

Cracker Jack Box Diamond

Mon, 30 Oct 2000 16:58:03 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - If The Skulls were a diamond: you would be able to find it in a box of Cracker Jack's!

This movie touted as a "suspense/drama/thriller" has so many cracks and flaws in it that it is almost laughable.

Our young hero, Luke...

YOU DID WHAT?? COULDN'T YOU KISS ME FIRST??

Thu, 12 Oct 2000 13:19:50 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - Ok Di, be calm, be rational when you write this. Don't let it turn into a rant. ~Deep breath~ Let it out..ahhh. Ok..here you go.

My husband works for a company where we travel a lot and get transferred quite often. We moved to...

If You Are An Idiot Too, Read This!

Sat, 30 Sep 2000 12:49:04 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - Our heads were still reeling from technicese speak from all of the salesmen. We finally purchased a computer then the 12 year old that sold it to us said...."so, now what about a printer?"

"HUH?" We responded so eloquently...

Purrr Can I Sink Your Battleship Again?

Fri, 29 Sep 2000 05:53:09 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - Warning: This review may contain adult material, please read on with caution.

"Uh, Boo? Where do you think you're going with my Battleship game?" I said to my nephew as he was leaving for home with it peeking out of his back...

Elmo's Computer Phone: Phone Fun and Computers? Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter!

Thu, 28 Sep 2000 19:40:03 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - Illiteracy of the 21st century will not be defined as not being able to read or write. I believe that one will be considered "illiterate" if they are not computer literate.

My son is 14 months old now. I believe that in his...

Pamper Me This Batman!

Fri, 1 Sep 2000 13:20:01 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - Our family has done a lot of travelling this past month. As a result our little cherub has been sitting in his diaper a little longer than he is used to, waiting for the next "pit-stop".

Jack ended up with a bit of a sore heiney...

I FALL in Love With You More Each Day

Tue, 22 Aug 2000 14:24:26 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - Thirty-five years later and it never fails to take my breath away.

I was lucky enough to grow up in Upstate New York, not far from one of the seven natural wonders of the world. Niagara Falls.

In all of her majesty. Her loud roar...

Am I Starring in a Bad Porno Movie?

Mon, 21 Aug 2000 18:37:17 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - ~BWAHOW~BWOWWW~BWAHH~BWOW~

My hubby had won a contest at work that awarded him $400.00 for a weekend away. Where to go? Where to go? We pondered.

We thought about a week away at a little isle in the Caribe, but decided to try out...

Is that a Horn on Your Head? Or are You Just Happy to See Me

Thu, 17 Aug 2000 20:33:15 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - Our last day of vacation and neither of us in a mood to drive very far. My hubby and I decided to take advantage of the midweek day off and visit the Philadelphia Zoo.

We arrived at the zoo just after 11:00 a.m. and found that the parking...

Color Me Red!

Thu, 17 Aug 2000 18:47:20 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - The phone rings.

It is a high profile headhunter with an unbelievable job offer for your spouse! You reach into your kitchen junk drawer and find an old piece of scrap paper, the back of a soiled pizzeria menu. You attempt sparkling small...

I Paid $70.00 to TINKLE!

Wed, 16 Aug 2000 18:30:47 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - "Jack needs to be changed," said my hubby after we finally got the minivan parked.

"If I don't find a restroom soon, so will I, Lovebug!" I replied.

I left my very capable husband in the care of my one-year-old...

Coca-Cola: Ahhhh! Have a Coke and a Smile!

Fri, 28 Jul 2000 18:40:53 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - Its unmistakable.

The sound.

The taste.

The sting.

The smell.

The color.

It is one of the most recognizable world wide celebrities there has ever been. Known by a single name, like Cher,...

The Great Rodeo Wrestling Match!

Fri, 7 Jul 2000 13:41:09 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - He is beautiful, intelligent, funny and his poopie does not stink.

I am, naturally, referring to my soon-to-be-one-year-old son Jack. Rather, I should say that his poopies did not stink until he began his culinary adventure with table scraps...

Hey Baby, How's about a lil' Intercourse?

Mon, 3 Jul 2000 19:52:34 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - I placed my hand on his thigh. I leaned over across the van and whispered..."Hey Baby, How would you feel about a lil' Intercourse?"

He laughed and said, "Yeah, I'm feeling cheap too."

We were in a long line...

@#$%! GET OUT OF MY LIFE YOU DEMON TOASTER!!

Wed, 28 Jun 2000 16:04:24 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - @#$% TOASTER!

OH, Hi. I am sorry, I didn't see you standing there! I am just so %&$#ing fed up with this *bleeping* toaster!

Do you remember when you were a kid? Staying over at Grandma's house? Waking up and smelling the bacon...

Caesars Palace Atlantic City: Hey, Lady! Are Those REAL?

Tue, 27 Jun 2000 20:29:59 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - It started off as a day trip. 3 couples in my minivan.

As you approach Atlantic City from the west there is a "South of the Border" feel with billboards proclaiming that their casino has (and I quote) "THE LOOSEST...

Mine Needs Viagra!

Fri, 23 Jun 2000 22:27:42 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author DiamondLynn - Last summer. Lehigh Valley. No water in sight from ground nor sky. Three little nieces coming to spend the Fourth of July and I'm fourteen and a half months pregnant it seems.

I sped to our local K~Mart to shop for kiddie pools. It would be...