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            <title>A female-to-male intercourse code to gaining thirty orgasms: Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B(oobs)-A(ss), then Start &apos;er up!</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Disastrous games don&apos;t just happen. Much like a car, you don&apos;t always know for a fact that a game isn&apos;t going to run well. You have to buy it first. Then you have to open the door (or in this case the packaging). You have to turn on the engine of your...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 15:52:43 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>&quot;What&apos;s up?&quot; A movie. &quot;NO, what IS up?&quot; A movie. &quot;Are you f&apos;ed...?&quot; Up?</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - There was one point back in the &apos;90s when a group of gentleman sat down to have lunch. Their purpose and reason for being here was not to gorge, but to discuss the conceptual focus of their upcoming lineup of Pixar movies that would go into the making...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 14:16:35 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Infest ME! Don&apos;t Get Away With your Murder. Love/hate ME! Don&apos;t Metamorphosize into your demise.</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - There&apos;s this theory that I&apos;ve always had. Sooner or later all musical acts change&amp;hellip; for the worse. As time evolves, so does the band. Their &apos;sound&apos; starts to deteriorate many times because they try something so different that things end up badly...</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 1 Apr 2009 13:14:17 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Bribery...blackmail...signed postnuptials...nothing&apos;s worked! Horror just doesn&apos;t want to get back together with Resident Evil. *sobs*</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Much the same as zombies, the survival-horror franchise is dead. It&apos;s been removed. It&apos;s been replaced. And in the past, it&apos;s been repeated to the point that Capcom, one of its founding fathers, has stuck a shotgun to its temple and pulled the trigger...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:52:40 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>You had me at &quot;Halo.&quot; But then you said &quot;Gears-bye.&quot; You KillzOWNED me.</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Murder is sometimes a necessary evil in the world. People do it to each other all of the time out of vengeance, out of mind, and possibly even out of sheer boredom. As cruel as the act of fatally wounding someone else may be, you just have to know that...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 00:25:23 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>I am rubber. You are goo. Bouncing off of me won&apos;t hurt none, foo&apos;.</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Don&apos;t call me crazy! Don&apos;t you dare call me crazy! Is it so nuts to have a fetish for multicolored balls of goo that grow bigger the more that they eat, and are capable of breaking off into several pieces and regrouping while traversing a freshly...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:24:26 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>If size doesn&apos;t matter to some women...what do they think about having &quot;it&quot; both ways?</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Play: You like to play with yourself, don&apos;t you? Create: Creating an environment in which you could satisfy your urges is all of the rage! Share: But, doing everything alone is not the way that the world works. For, sharing is caring, and caring is...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 21:26:50 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>How Big&amp;#146;s yo&amp;#146; Daddy? &amp;#147;&amp;#146;bout&amp;#133; seven feet!&amp;#148; Good Lord!</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Gamers love games that draw crowds. In other words,&amp;nbsp;the attention-grabbers. BioShock&amp;rsquo;s one such huge 2007 seller that graced Xbox 360 and PC customers. Now it&amp;rsquo;s PlayStation 3 gamers&amp;rsquo; chance to experience this acclaimed 2K Games...</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:44:40 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>&quot;Flashlight?&quot; Check! &quot;Supreme. You&apos;re now ready to join the Dork Side of the Force.&quot;...*shining-flashlight-on-script*...&quot;Apologies...Dark Side.&quot;</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Welcome to the Dark Side, young padawan! This greeting isn&apos;t meant to convey your entry into the overused message that is sent out by legions of PlayStation 3 owners either, as if they had nothing better to say. Why think of the PlayStation 3 as being...</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 1 Oct 2008 18:16:02 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Always the Call of Doodie offline: but now and 4ever the Call of Duty online.</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Call me what you will - a hater, overly critical, or even donkey poo. I assure you that I am not these things, however. I&amp;nbsp;picked up&amp;nbsp;the original Call of Duty for the PC back in 2004. I did so based on the recommendation of some people who I...</description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 6 May 2008 19:45:19 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Hawking the highways, byways, and skyways for a bigger, better, bodacious and outrageous online extravaganza!</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - War is Hell. It&apos;s blood and guts. It&apos;s pain and loss. But sometimes, just sometimes, it&apos;s a day at the amusement park. Video games have simulated all kinds of warfare over the years: based on everything from depictions of famous historical engagements in...</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 2 Jan 2008 19:33:46 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Kratos&amp;#133;that a sex change...or has your womanly physique finally caught up with your PMS tantrums?</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Not many people think of them in this way, but a sword is not always just a sword. They can be used as a weapon to obtain power, wealth, or a rich guy&apos;s Mercedes in the garage, yes. However, swords can also be a symbol for truth, justice, and above all...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:03:42 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Life insurance, or PS3...? Heart surgery, or PS3...? This week&apos;s rent, or PS3...? PLAYSTATION 3!!!</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - &quot;Who knew?&quot; That&apos;s what everyone used to talk about. Really, who knew that a giant of the electronic industry could topple competitors long entrenched in the video game wars not once, but two times in a row? Certainly not Nintendo, who stood atop their...</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 6 Sep 2007 12:53:22 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>There may be no Stairway, but they never said anything about no Elevator! *falls-down-shaft* No...Elevator...either?!</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Rock and roll -- what a weird combination. Can you imagine anyone associating rocks with rolls? While rolls are moist, chewy and go down easy when swallowed, rocks are made of tough stony mass&amp;#160;that&amp;#160;hurt your teeth. Owie! But somehow, somewhere in time...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 2 Jul 2007 19:07:49 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Jak-ing a vehicle&apos;s a lot like masturbation. You&apos;ve gotta &quot;take-it-outta-there&quot; and &quot;drive-it-home&quot; before you&apos;re busted.</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - It began with Mario. First Mario wowed millions of gamers the world round with his immortal platforming adventures. They were so successful that genre spin-offs starring the plumber and the rest of the Mushroom Kingdom manifested themselves. One such...</description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 6 Jun 2007 19:53:05 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Ratchet&apos;s such a tool. Well, he...I mean *it* is.</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - From its humble beginnings as one of the PlayStation 2&apos;s premiere platform franchises in the fall of 2002, the Ratchet and Clank brand has granted developer Insomniac Games household status when paired with the likeable duo they&apos;ve masterminded: a Lombax...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 1 Jun 2007 17:23:24 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>If Tony Hawk&apos;s last name were Downey Jr., would he still get high-as-a-bird? Probably.</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Tony Hawk&apos;s back: back on the pavement; back to grinding across your picket fence and busting through it; back on all major platforms! Giving the franchise the next-gen coat of paint, Tony Hawk returns for the eighth run in his long line of game titles...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2007 16:41:18 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>The Two Thrones? No kidding. One&apos;s presumably for sitting on. What&apos;s the other one for...pooping?</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Some people remember Prince of Persia for its debut in 1989 as a platform-based adventure game that was first made available for the Apple II computer. Most others, however, are more familiar with Ubisoft&apos;s recent upbringing of the Prince of Persia...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 14:36:27 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Dam you, AK-47...you killed mama! Dam you Desert Eagle...you killed papa! GunDAM you all!</title>
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            <description>rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Robots used to be envisioned as nothing more than a bucket of bolts and wires. Then we gave them eyes. We gave them lips. We gave them feelings. Simulating our every whim, we gave them names and weapons to dismantle enemies. We gave them higher reflexes,...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2007 16:29:32 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>In case of an emergency, dial &quot;9-1&quot;...now wait. Only if the emergency worsens...dial &quot;1&quot; again.</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Four years ago (well, technically five now) Rockstar struck gold. Then they tossed aside their pick axes and danced a jig around the campfire. &quot;Gold!&quot;, they said, &quot;Sweet, sweet gold!&quot; Everyone knew them for Grand Theft Auto III, a PlayStation 2 title...</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:22:27 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>You know why Nintendo calls it the Wii? Because, it&apos;s not a Revolution.</title>
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            <description>rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - We live in a very interesting period for the video game boom. Reaching over a little more than a decade, it hasn&amp;rsquo;t been that long since two-dimensional video games have officially entered through the mirror world of 3D. That was a great big leap...</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 1 Mar 2007 19:08:53 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Is this game GOOOOd? Is this game GRAAAAYt? No, it BLUE!</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - No, you&apos;re not Lost in Blue... *chuckle* You&apos;re Lost in Space! Danger Will Robinson, DANGER! *cackle* Square Enix&amp;#146s Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime removes its RPG categorization for something more Zelda-ish. This adventureful spin-off reverses the...</description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 19:35:49 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Franny, Franny has a hot fanny! Franny, Franny is old as a granny...yikes!</title>
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            <description>rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Following five years of drift and experimentation, Square Enix restores the Final Fantasy franchise to its original single-player RPG self. Having dealt with derivative versions for far too long, Final Fantasy aficionados have been aching for another...</description>
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            <title>He whines--he dines. She screams--he teams. He clings--he brings. Yoshi: Pulling diaper duty since 19-dickety-five.</title>
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            <description>rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Is Mario the offspring of a crack wh*re? Where is his mommy? Where is his daddy? Why isn&apos;t his brother around when you need him? Most importantly, why are there only three persons inhabiting the Mushroom Kingdom? It&apos;s all about the &apos;shroom delusions,...</description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 00:04:08 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>How come playing with movie excrement isn&apos;t so bad as looking at the slop?</title>
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            <description>rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author ChromeKiller - Spider-Man may have raised the bar when it came to solid production value in both movie and video game collaborative properties. Although, it was 2000&apos;s X-Men that originally stirred crowds over comic book movies once again. It was the first of X-Men...</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 3 Nov 2006 22:51:27 GMT</pubDate>
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