Epinions Recent Reviews for BadBob

Learn Bob-bonics!

Wed, 24 Jan 2001 06:26:33 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - Just this last Christmas, my oldest youngin’, Donna Madonna, actually gave me a gift rapped type present. Usually her gifts are junk – like that Magic Wallet she dun gave me for my birthday. Heck, I stuck a twenty in that there wallet and...

Sign Change Time: "Billions Served" to "Billions Paid"

Fri, 20 Oct 2000 02:08:42 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - My brother Cal has gotta boy named Leroy Fred Grouch. He went ta law school and became one of those legal type turneys and even shortened his name to Lee F Grouch. He even became a partner in the law firm of Feinman, Feinman, Feinman,...

Salt Water Taffys and Young Nazys

Thu, 17 Aug 2000 02:33:20 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - Just last week, I was relaxing in my LazyBoy watchin' that Austrian Croc Hunter guy ticklin' the most poisonous viper in the world - when BadBob Jr. stormed through my front door screaming, "I won Pa, I won!"

I hollered,...

My New Yawk Odyssey

Wed, 28 Jun 2000 03:18:49 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - I got a nice type email from a fellow Epinions member the other day invitin' me ta New Yawk City - yep The Big Apple! BarbaraJo was kind enuf ta ask me ta visit her American Legion in the Bronx. Since I just got my social security type check and...

Deflatin' that Spare Tire!

Mon, 19 Jun 2000 02:49:23 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - A few weeks ago, I was a vegatatin' in my rocker watchin' my cable TV and downing Twinkies and finishin' off my last Old Milwaukee beer. My dysfunctional cable system was stuck on the Romance Channel so I turned off the set and decided to go to...

Cable TV: Color TV and Cable Channels: Hello 22nd Century!

Sun, 4 Jun 2000 03:55:55 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - Since my near death sperience, I have been slowly re-accumulatin the belongings that my relatives so unceremoniously stripped me of. Among other things, I got back my Barco-Lounger, landscape tractor tire (minus Petunias), and, most important of all my...

E*TRADE: Rollin' the Dice on Wall Street

Sun, 2 Apr 2000 03:52:26 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - My son-in law, Barry, is the financial wizard of the Grouch clan. He was a visitn' the other day and asked, "Daddy BadBob, where do you keep all that money you get from the Social Security?"

"First Bank of Sealy...

Schlessinger, Laura: The PMS Queen!

Wed, 22 Mar 2000 11:06:20 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - Just the other day, I was a sittin back on my rocker restin' my aching feet. Twasn't nothin' on my Zenith worth watchin so turned on my old wireless radio. Well, I discovered a station that's got a lady doctor givin free advice. This was very...

Breast Pump: What the heck is that??!

Sat, 11 Mar 2000 11:16:02 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - Doggies! I've seen everything now! Is that a Wagner Power Painter bein operated in reverse or what?! What will these enterprisin' breastfeeders think of next? The thing's louder than my Eager Beaver Chain saw!

What i don't...

"Now you Know the Rest of the Story"

Sat, 12 Feb 2000 03:42:01 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - Now, I know that most Merican Movie goers have already seen this movie, so I won't be a talkin too much about the pic - per say. I'm goin ta pull a Paul Harvey on ya, and give ya...the rest of the story.

Back in 1969, this fella named...

Lost Love on the Internet: Where are you HotSweetCakes116?

Thu, 3 Feb 2000 07:17:01 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - It twas bout a year ago that my nefwhew Norman set me up with this here computer and an AOL account. When he was dun, he gave me a warnin'. He said, "Uncle BadBob, whatever you do, DON'T go into the chat rooms - they'll eat you alive in...

But....Aunt Edna is From.....

Sat, 29 Jan 2000 04:08:01 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - I was a watchin infomercials the other day, and I saw this here book bein pushed by the author (I think it was that Rod Sterlin' guy from Twilight Zones). He was good, but I just can't agree with what he's a sayin'.

I know for a fact,...

How bout some new States!

Thu, 27 Jan 2000 11:21:46 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - What red-blooded Merican hasn't looked at a map of North Merica and drooled over that big hunk of realestate to our north? Why we ain't seized control over this country yet is beyond me. Heck, we stole most of the land we got now.

Now,...

Friendly Skies!

Tue, 25 Jan 2000 08:33:38 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - Now here's an airline i'd use in a second, if I flew, but I don't cuz I believe man was nevr meant to fly. I hate it!!

From what I've seen recently on my Zenith, this Gyptian Airlines is a very friendly airline! The crew lets...

Archived Electronics Reviews: Infomercials - Gotta Love Em!

Sun, 23 Jan 2000 03:40:16 GMT

rating: 0/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - There's a wurld a difference between a plain old annoyin' commericial and one of those wonderful, entertanin' infomercials.

Every Saturday mornin, supplied with Ding Dongs and Slim Jims, I pull my old rocker up to the Zenith and prepair...

Best Buzz in Town!

Mon, 17 Jan 2000 06:26:45 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - Whenever BadBob is inkling for a brew, I hop inta my pickup and head down to Shirley's Six Pack and Extoxic Dancers Club. Believe me when i say I don't relly look at these extoxic babes dancin' round, all I know is that they are beautyful and the brew is...

Archived Electronics Reviews: Body Leakage shuld be banned from Commercials!

Mon, 17 Jan 2000 03:05:09 GMT

rating: 0/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - Now, as ya know there are funny commercials, sad ones, clever ones, boring ones and EMBARASSIN' ONES!

And, like alot of folks here at Epinions, I hate it when the embarassin' ones come on with a family member round. Not only do ya have ta see...

Merica's Great Philosofer!

Sat, 15 Jan 2000 23:25:46 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - Without even readin this book, I know it's gotta be good!!! Readin a collectun of Yoga Berra's philosofical expressuns will elivate anyone's way of thinkin.

Why, armed with a pocketful of Yoga-isms you'll be a ready for any conversational...

Get out the RAID!

Mon, 10 Jan 2000 19:17:01 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - I thought we had big bugs here in Grouch County. Take a look-sea at the size of that thing!!! I have already contacted the authorities. There is an evil lab sumwhere concocting these MUTANT LADYBUGS!!! Sure they are fine when ther small. But these...

There are better Exorcising videos

Sun, 9 Jan 2000 05:56:30 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - Just watchin this here video on my Vrc, I was bit dumbfounded. It's got to be the worst exorcising video ever! Instead of this....I rekommend Jane Fondles Workout or Dicky Simmons Sweatin to the oldies, if yur in the mood to exorcise.

This...

Merica's Dirty Laundry!

Sun, 9 Jan 2000 04:49:44 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - This is Merica's TV at it's best! Now, there are sum here at Epinions who are degeneratin the value of this instituton, BadBob is here to garentee that this is a reel exposee on Merican life and values.

And none of it is fake...lik people...

Pretty Good Remake

Sat, 8 Jan 2000 17:03:30 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - My Aunt Hazel went and got herself cable TV. Ya would not believe all those there channels she can tune in! Anyway we were a watchin a show in TV Land (where is that anyway? I think it borders Minnysota)...and this remake type spoof on the movie...

Pray for polar melting

Wed, 5 Jan 2000 11:26:43 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - I remember seeing a contest once. First prize was a week in New Jersey..second prize was two weeks in New Jersey! The Garden State...hah!

Half the state is smoke staks and the rest is covered with spindly pine trees.

New Jerseyians are...

Interestin Gadget!

Tue, 4 Jan 2000 06:33:13 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - My Uncle Raymond gave me one of these here fancy lectric brushes for Christmas. He won it in a bingo game in town. Truth is I didnt know what it was for till yesterday when I was told it was a for brushin yur teeth. Halaloooyaa! What will they think...

Double O Dud!

Thu, 30 Dec 1999 05:41:10 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author BadBob - I must be the only one round here who thinks that this here Bond James Bond flick dont measure up. First off, this Pearce Bronson guy aint no more a Bond James Bond tipe than I be. Heck, Hollowood shud a cast his older brother, Charles Bronson for the...