Epinions Recent Reviews for AnniWitch

My other car is a broom, but I still love this one!

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:44:49 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - Ok, first and foremost, this disclaimer is directed at all menfolk on the Epinions planet: I am not a mechanic. I will never understand motor vehicles. How do we know this for a fact? Well, because: 1. I don't know about engines. 2. I can't...

Brokeheart Mountain

Wed, 5 Apr 2006 23:59:58 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - I, like everyone else, had heard a lot about this movie prior to seeing it. So I did what any loyal Epinion-er would do: I read some reviews to see if it sounded interesting enough to watch it. The opinions seemed to run the gamut. The adjectives...

Something Tasty for the Hasty!

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 20:29:59 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - During the past few years, my diet has slid down about as far as it can get. I never seem to have or make time to eat, much less eat properly. As a matter of fact, I am probably an enigma among fat people: I actually hate food! There is nothing even...

Vaccums are NOT "surprises", guys!

Sun, 22 Jan 2006 04:07:42 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - I'm telling ya, people. I'm sick to DEATH of vacuum cleaners! Bagged or bag less or turbo or not-so-turbo, it matters not. The inevitable fact is that no matter how much I pay for a vacuum, they all fail sooner or later, and most of them sooner. I...

I need RESURRECTION, not Regeneration!

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 23:47:27 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - The other day I was scanning some photographs of me and my best childhood friend so I could cheer her up with some nostalgia (her dad passed away on New Year's Day.) As I systematically inserted and removed the photos, something suddenly occurred to me...

I wonder who MY five will be?

Sun, 8 Jan 2006 03:27:58 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - I seldom enjoy watching newly-released movies anymore. Really. Most of them seem flat to me...fizzed out like an old can of soda that is forgotten behind the toaster, and if you absentmindedly grab the can and take a swig you make a face and promptly...

A Date for the Late, Great Kate!

Sun, 20 Jul 2003 12:51:35 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - After learning that Katherine Hepburn recently and unceremoniously kicked the bucket, I grudgingly a...

Bubble Bubble...Brewing is no trouble!

Wed, 2 Jan 2002 02:36:33 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - Just be sure to employ some other hapless victim to clean the darn thing after you have reaped the benefits! But more on that later……

Among lots of other useful thingies AnniWitch got for Xmas this year was this ultra-cool CUISINART Coffee...

Santa, were you on CRACK OR WHAT????

Thu, 27 Dec 2001 00:15:20 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - Santa musta been high on any number of psychotropic hallucinogens to bring this piercingly loud Lon Chaney wannabe into our home. We shall conveniently forget exactly WHO played Santa this year.

It started innocently enough...about a month...

Buy A Wash Rag Instead!

Mon, 19 Nov 2001 02:19:29 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - I accosted one of these little cloths tonight during my annual bathing ritual. It must have belonged to one of my daughters and appeared to be a sample; perhaps from an over-eager department store clerk seeking to ensnare yet another generation of teens...

Kills Those Lice, but OUCH!, the Price!

Mon, 29 Oct 2001 16:01:03 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - There it is…the telltale digging on the top of the head with a grubby little index finger. You kinda blow it off at first…just a case of needing a bath and shampooing of a little head. After all…little kids are notorious for NOT washing their hair...

All You Stoic Rocks…BREAK OUT THE TISSUE!

Fri, 5 Oct 2001 17:47:52 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - I simply do NOT cry at movies. Nope. Just ain't a'done. I am a rock. As a matter of fact, when most people in my family are twitching their noses during a sad movie in a vain attempt at subterfuge (It's my allergies, dangit!), I am snickering evilly...

An EXCEPTIONAL Game for Children!

Tue, 25 Sep 2001 23:04:23 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - I would like to preface this Epinion with the tiny lil fact that I am not a teenager, hardcore gamer, electronics wiz, or anybody who IS anybody in the "gaming" world. Rather, I am simply a mom.

Having clarified that, I must still concede...

Sidesplitting Humor at it's Cheezy Best!

Sun, 9 Sep 2001 19:41:21 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - Do you relish cheesy, nonsensical comedies with weak plots and gags that are so lame and rehashed that you can probably predict what will happen as far as 30 minutes prior to the event? Do you enjoy slapstick that is so sloppy, drooling and dribbling...

Buy sunscreen and glasses instead!

Sat, 9 Jun 2001 20:35:22 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - Wrinkles.

Bags.

Sags.

Laugh lines. (Oh yeah, we're all really rolling over cuz we just noticed a new one!)

And finally…(drum roll please), the atrocious "crows' feet." CROWS FEET for **^%#%^*=* sake! Who on this planet...

"Legends of the Fall" MEETS "Titanic"

Sat, 26 May 2001 19:32:02 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - WARNING: In case you missed reading the box where it states this opinion reveals everything about the movie's plot, IT DOES. If you don't want to know what happens, please direct your attention to the many other fine Epinions on PEARL HARBOR that...

Lean-Mean-No-So-Easy-To-Clean-Machine!

Sun, 15 Apr 2001 00:29:45 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - With utility costs escalating on a DAILY basis here in the good ole Southwest, I decided that I needed a small grill to cook our food on. Using the oven not only escalates expenses but tends to heat the house up on warm days. On really hot days, the...

A Good Concept If MODIFIED

Tue, 10 Apr 2001 00:12:40 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - Dear readers...this may very well be the most important epinion I have written to date. It is a matter that concerns each and every one of us.

I finally did it. I lost 65 pounds in the past 4 months. Did I do it because I wanted to rekindle...

An Idiot-Proof Camera For Technological Misfits Like Me!

Mon, 9 Apr 2001 22:36:59 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - Before reading farther, please be advised that the following review is not a very technical one, stemming from the sad fact that the writer only recently mastered her microwave. There are many experts contributing to this website that can offer very...

Confessions of a Non-Flyer

Mon, 9 Apr 2001 01:13:45 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - March 11, 2001

D-Day (Delta Day)

6:00 a.m.

Wake up. Feed dog & cats. Eat breakfast. Check and recheck house. Clean up dead mouse present cat(s?) left as farewell gift(?) Bless their little furry hearts.

7:45 a.m...

The KING of Fast Chinese Food!

Sat, 4 Nov 2000 23:10:34 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - A day in the life of an AnniWitch at work.

I am hungry. I have been working non-stop since 7 a.m. and the dry Otis Spunkmyer muffin that I had for breakfast has once again let me down.

I eyeball the clock; 11:03 a.m. There is...

And I thought MY family was DYSFUNCTIONAL!

Sun, 15 Oct 2000 01:17:01 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - I finally watched this movie for the first time last month, and I can't believe I waited so long to do it!

As we already know, this movie was make in 1958 and stars Elizabeth Taylor, Paul-I-Wanna-Tie-You-Up-And-Keep-You-In-My-Closet Newman,...

1998 Ford Mustang: Driver-side doors: An over-rated luxury.

Tue, 10 Oct 2000 23:20:01 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - The Ford Mustang. My husband's dream car. "I really want this car" he says. (Yes, I'm sure you do) So I, dutiful spousal unit that I am, re-arranged our family budget to include the extra insurance and payment that would trail the joyous...

Join the Amish and get a wagon instead!

Tue, 10 Oct 2000 18:27:47 GMT

rating: 1/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - This vehicle was purchased because we wanted a safe way to transport our children. As it turned out, it was not even a safe way to transport a load of hay, much less our precious cargo.

We purchased this 1993 Plymouth Grand Voyager as a...

They treat you like PEOPLE! Isn't that amazing!

Mon, 9 Oct 2000 19:35:27 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author AnniWitch - As a bonafide internet junkie, it was only a matter of time before I insisted that we get a cable modem. My husband, as a bonafide granter of AnniWitch wishes, complied fairly quickly. Following has been my experience thus far with Cox@home.

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