Epinions Recent Reviews for 29th_Candidate

Where The Dish Runs Away With The Spoon

Fri, 7 May 2004 21:56:40 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - . INTRODUCTION: The Cat & The Fiddle reviewed via unexpurgated mother goose rhymes (brought to you in nonsens-urround™). This review is not recommended for children over the age of 18, active M.A.D.D. members or Eps members who...

NOBODY Comes Between Me & My L'Oreal Love-Lather!

Wed, 17 Dec 2003 09:52:48 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - . INTRODUCTION: The following is my entry into the "Do Extraterrestrials Use The Same Consumer Hair Products Earthlings Use?" Write-Off. Since I'm the only otherworlder (of whom I'm aware anyway) on eeps, I'm also the W-O's only participant...

Nirvana's NIRVANA: Cobain Knew He Was Right

Mon, 6 Jan 2003 22:50:29 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - .

"HOPE I DIE BEFORE I TURN INTO PETE TOWNSHEND..."

...Reads an entry jotted in one of the notebook journals left behind by Nirvana's astrally onward-traveling frontman, Kurt Cobain. Eight years after a point-blank blast from...

CatToys.com: The NEW Lobstergirl Explores Her Pussy's Pleasure Spot-- Cattoys.com

Thu, 21 Nov 2002 01:56:42 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - ~~~ REGARDING CATTOYS.COM GENERALLY ~~~

Cattoys.com is not simply a slick, well-organized online-feline cat-alogue of kitty kitsch and cat entertainment merchandise, it's an entire cat department store. If you aren't a "cat...

THE DOORS: Light My Fire-- The Flames Don't Get You Much Higher

Sat, 13 Jul 2002 09:47:46 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - The following is a tribute to the memory of rock legend, John Entwistle, recently departed bass player of The Who, and a true artist in every sense of the word.

I. REDISCOVERING DINOSAUR-ROCK "PASSION:" OR "HOW I DEFIED THE...

A "SCAD-ded Cell" Full Of The "SERTA™ SCAD-tress" Review-SCADding That'll Make YOU SERTA-fiable!

Thu, 14 Feb 2002 13:12:11 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - CONSUMER SCADVEAT: (IMPORTANT MESSAGE)

CONSUMERS, PRODUCT INFORMATION-SEEKERS or POTENTIAL BUYERS of the SERTA PERFECT NIGHT MATTRESS... lend me your eyes, (please.) The review you are about to read is part of a...

This Is One Soap Bar I WOULD Bend Over For: The Lexiphiliac W-O

Mon, 7 Jan 2002 01:21:16 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - I. ***WARNING:*** The following review is an entry in the LEXIPHILIAC W-O. Though the review stays meticulously on-topic, and though I...

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest: --A Schizophrenic's-Eye Perspective

Wed, 2 Jan 2002 19:20:55 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - I. INTRODUCTION: --SCADDING MY CONSUMERLY-HELPFUL CUCKOO'S NEST

A. --OLD IRISH PROVERB: "It's A Mean Bird That Shits In Its Own (Societal) Nest:"

I decided to write my "landmark" (at least in terms of my...

Let Me Be Your Underwear! --The Great Underwear W-O

Fri, 14 Dec 2001 10:50:35 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - I. INTRODUCTION

When epins writer arielssong approached me about being in her "Underwear Write-Off," I pondered her proposal for a few seconds, then turned to her and said: "I Want To Be Your Underwear!" She...

Skin & Ink Magazine: Graffiti Is Only Skin-Deep (The PCWO)

Tue, 4 Sep 2001 12:16:41 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - * *WARNING** YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ AN IRRESPONSIBLE, PERHAPS OFFENSIVE, PRESENTATION OF CONTROVERSIAL SUBJECT MATTER:

--The following review-discussion deals with subject matter that some readers' moms may consider morally...

Schindler's List: The "Rant" That Received 7 Academy Awards

Wed, 1 Aug 2001 04:02:44 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - I. INTRODUCTION & PLOT SUMMARY

A. Introduction:

This review begins with a somewhat dry, but straightforward synopsis of the movie's plot, (please skip this if you've seen the movie; you'll be glad you did.) It then goes into a...

Raid: Are The Bugs You Sprayed, Worth The Bucks You Paid? (The Grocery W-O)

Mon, 7 May 2001 19:07:48 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - (Caveat: If you prefer to skip the nonsense and go right to the product review, bypass PARTS "I" & "II" and go right to PART "III." )

I. INTRODUCTION:

When those two BlTCHIN,' bargain-basement, best-buy bartering biker...

United States: AWO: How A Lord Traded Canada To The USA For A Cup Of Silver

Thu, 21 Dec 2000 19:50:18 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - THE GREAT ASSIMILATION WRITE-OFF

So who wants to rule the world? Okay, will you settle for a country then? In light of the recent US Presidential Election and the Canadian Federal Election, I thought it would be fun to see what...

My Cousin Vinny: Hollywood's Ultimate Lawyer Joke

Wed, 22 Nov 2000 12:17:10 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - I INTRO

I recall originally seeing this movie as a fallback selection to another movie that had been sold out at the time I went to see it. I initially insisted on my friends' going on to see this flick by themselves. They,...

Archived Web Services Reviews: When You Care Enough To Bare The World Your Breast

Wed, 16 Aug 2000 01:07:41 GMT

rating: 4/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - ***********WARNING, DISCLAIMER & CAVEAT:****************

The following review takes on and addresses a serious and somewhat controversial subject matter, in a manner some may consider itself controversial as well. It is primarily a site...

Mission: Implausible (Or, Sorry Tom, We Already Have A 007)

Thu, 1 Jun 2000 16:17:15 GMT

rating: 3/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - Due To The Many Wondrous Resources At The Disposal Of Our Media,

And Our Equally Scarce Resources For Defending Against Them; The

Regularly Scheduled "Plot Summary" Normally Seen At This Position

Has Been...

Madness & Death in the Light of the Moon

Fri, 5 May 2000 15:05:08 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate -

I. DSOTM: --INTRODUCTION, HISTORY & BACKGROUND

A. Rock's Lunar Cycles:

As in life itself, Rock & Roll's ongoing popularity and survival is due to its cyclical nature; it's perpetual metamorphosis. Nowhere is this theme...

The Dark Side of Delicious

Wed, 5 Apr 2000 10:48:23 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - It's a little after 2PM on Friday. You've just picked up a couple of college friends at LAX; first-time LA tourists eager to glut their senses with Beverly Hills sights and sounds. You wince involuntarily at the rising crescendo of enthusiasm in the...

For Under A Grand, Hey Why Not?

Fri, 24 Mar 2000 07:30:13 GMT

rating: 5/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - If you are the type of computer consumer who's been tooling around with boxes since slide-rule was the cutting edge, don't waste your megahertz considering the iMac a viable buying option. But if you are at the...

iMac: When Put Into Perspective...

Fri, 24 Mar 2000 04:51:59 GMT

rating: 2/5 by: Epinions Author 29th_Candidate - To summarize, the ad portrays a person who has gained animosity towards iMacs because of his experience in selling them; not using them (IE., in the manner of a consumer.) His criticism addresses his dissatisfaction with the "size of the...